Proposed Feature: Torn City Professional Sports League
How it Would Work
Teams would be the core of this feature. A player could pay to create a team, and other players could sign up to join. Each team would have a limited number of slots, say between 5-10 players, to ensure teams are tight-knit and competitive. At this point all roles not filled will be auto filled with generic NPCs. The Creator of the team and/or a team leader would be the one to sign up the "team" for races. This can be designated to 1-3 players so this way the team can still function or race. This role can be voted on once every month.
As such within a team, players would be assigned specific roles based on their stats and skills:
The Drive Team (Main Starter & Secondary): This would be for the highest-stats racers on the team. Their performance would directly impact the outcome of the main races.
Pit Crew/Mechanics: Players with high Dexterity or Intelligence could take on this role. They could use their skills to give the drive team bonuses during a race, like faster pit stops or in-race repairs.
Coach/Strategist: Players with high Intelligence could serve as the team's coach. Their role would be to make strategic decisions before a race to give the team a tactical advantage.
This feature would give all players, regardless of their combat or racing stats, a meaningful role on a team. Instead of just fighting or training, we could specialize in a new field and contribute to a group effort.
Why This Feature Would Be a Good Addition
Creates New Player Content: This would provide a new, engaging, and long-term goal for players. It’s a great alternative for those who want a break from the standard crime and training loop.
Boosts Teamwork and Community: The specific roles would require real strategy and collaboration, giving players a new reason to work together and strengthening the game's community. It also gives Torn the ability to create Special Events and more depths to the already URT racing events.
Expands the Economy: This feature could introduce new items and mechanics, like unique car parts, specialized training materials, or team-specific bonuses, creating a new market within the game.
Adds to the World of Torn: A professional sports league would make Torn City feel even more like a living, breathing world, with its own culture and high-stakes events. It’s a natural fit for a city full of criminals always looking for a new hustle.
Adds to the Honor/Award System : This way it creates potential for a whole new honor bars!
We could also keep the brackets such as abc's etc.. leagues to keep competitions fair as well. This will give new outlook on an already overlooked feature such as racing.
Also maybe adding in-game physical trophys one could put in their display too would be cool to see.
Adding in 3 month tournaments that auto-generate. And anything in between would be standard racing to improve the team's skills.
Also during standard racing the longer the players stay in the team the higher the "bonus" would be added such as the example for "companies".
"Well where do i begin, we have an Amazon Echo in our house and I’ve used it many a time as a speaker for when I’m listening to music or whatever in the kitchen, but I usually disable the Bluetooth when I’m done. However, my phone decided sometime in the wee hours of the morning to re-enable the Bluetooth and connect to the Echo while I was asleep. Around 11 am, I was masturbating and turned on a video to help me get off. However, I didn’t hear any sound. I started wondering what the issue was when I heard my mom yell, 'ALEXA, STOP!!!' Instantly, I realized what had happened, I disabled the Bluetooth, and closed the tab. My mom texted me to ask if I was watching porn and I lied."
Moral of the story: Always disable your Bluetooth when you’re done with your speakers, guys. Always."
Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if it'll be good but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl here and this might get lost in the comments but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
NSFW-ish joke (altered for pg)
A family enters a hotel for their holiday, the father goes up to the receptionist and says: "I hope the corn here is disabled.”
To which the receptionist replies: “It’s just regular corn, you sick fk.”
Back again hopefully to get giveaway heres another joke
[A man and a woman are sitting together on an airplane.]
(Altered for PG)
The man sneezes, pulls out his stick , and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his stick and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his stick out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your stick from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
[A man and a woman are sitting together on an airplane.]
(Altered for PG)
The man sneezes, pulls out his stick , and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his stick and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his stick out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your stick from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
[A man and a woman are sitting together on an airplane.]
(Altered for PG)
The man sneezes, pulls out his stick , and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his stick and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his stick out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your stick from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her with a blank stare and says, "Pepper."
[A man and a woman are sitting together on an airplane.]
(Altered for PG)
The man sneezes, pulls out his stick , and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his stick and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his stick out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your stick from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her with a blank stare and says, "Pepper."
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
Any amount would be fine - I would like to build up some money put into stocks to try to get a passive income. Its slow and still trying.
NSFW-ish joke (altered for pg)
A family enters a hotel for their holiday, the father goes up to the receptionist and says: "I hope the corn here is disabled.”
To which the receptionist replies: “It’s just regular corn, you sick fk.”
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
NSFW-ish joke (altered for pg)
A family enters a hotel for their holiday, the father goes up to the receptionist and says: "I hope the corn here is disabled.”
To which the receptionist replies: “It’s just regular corn, you sick fk.”
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
NSFW-ish joke (altered for pg)
A family enters a hotel for their holiday, the father goes up to the receptionist and says: "I hope the corn here is disabled.”
To which the receptionist replies: “It’s just regular corn, you sick fk.”
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
NSFW-ish joke (altered for pg)
A family enters a hotel for their holiday, the father goes up to the receptionist and says: "I hope the corn here is disabled.”
To which the receptionist replies: “It’s just regular corn, you sick fk.”
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
NSFW-ish joke (altered for pg)
A family enters a hotel for their holiday, the father goes up to the receptionist and says: "I hope the corn here is disabled.”
To which the receptionist replies: “It’s just regular corn, you sick fk.”
Hello i wish I could get something. Anything is fine 🙂 I don't know if I should be begging but I do appreciate everything and anything that can be given. I know there's a lot of ppl asking and also know I'm likely not to get anything but it doesn't hurt to thank you ahead of time even if its simply just taking a moment to read my post. 😊
Oh, Most Gracious and Illustrious Sovereign, whose slippers are doubtlessly stuffed with unicorn fluff and whose chamber pots glisten with the tears of vanquished foes! This lowly clod of earth, whose purse hath been emptier than a jester’s skull after Xanax/Happy Jump season, doth beseech Thee in this hour of direst need.
Translation: may you please help me with some money any will do and I would appreciate it. I spent a lot of my free cash on Xanax and Happy jump items T~T"
"Well where do i begin, we have an Amazon Echo in our house and I’ve used it many a time as a speaker for when I’m listening to music or whatever in the kitchen, but I usually disable the Bluetooth when I’m done. However, my phone decided sometime in the wee hours of the morning to re-enable the Bluetooth and connect to the Echo while I was asleep. Around 11 am, I was masturbating and turned on a video to help me get off. However, I didn’t hear any sound. I started wondering what the issue was when I heard my mom yell, 'ALEXA, STOP!!!' Instantly, I realized what had happened, I disabled the Bluetooth, and closed the tab. My mom texted me to ask if I was watching porn and I lied."
Moral of the story: Always disable your Bluetooth when you’re done with your speakers, guys. Always."