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to the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cent 

I skipped the verses cause they were way too long

(Intro)

Go, go

Go, go, go, go
Go Soup, it’s yo birthday

You gonna mug ´em like it’s yer birthday

Gon’ max your cooldowns like it’s your birthday

Who cares if you OD cause it’s yo f*cking birthday

(Chorus x2)
You can find him in the dump, taking someone’s trash

Look, Chedburn, give the birthday boy some xanax and some cash

cause Soup needs more erotic dvds in his stash

So he can max his happy before training his stats

(Bridge)

Get kills, hit chains, cause it’s your day

Get high, get paid, it’s Torn baby

Forge cards, burn sh*t, and raise some hell

cause today it’s Soup’s birthday, can’t you tell

(Chorus x2)

You can find him in the dump, taking someone’s trash

Look, Chedburn, give the birthday boy some xanax and some cash

cause Soup needs more erotic dvds in his stash

So he can max his happy before training his stats

(Outro)

So don’t act like you don’t know what day it is today

Get on your PDA and wish Soup a very happy birthday

Lexi out

This was quite fun to make - happy birthday Soup :)

"Eggs" by Lexi_P

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Lexi P · Eggs - Lexi_P.m4a

Now here we go again

It seems it’s Easter Egg Hunt

Well, get egg hunting user scripts

Page after page, keep clicking

Hunt those eggs, no pressure

But check them carefully

And get them found, cause there’s so many kinds

Like a craving drives you mad

An event made for revisiting every page

Of eggs you missed

And eggs you found

Or eggs you ate

Original song - Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

"Get The Scripts and Keep on Clickin" by Lexi_P

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Lexi P · Get The Scripts and Keep on Clickin’ - Lexi_P.m4a

I was clicking through my tabs

When out the corner of my eye

I saw a pretty golden egg just hovering

Like damn, I’ve never seen that egg

Now it’s on my screen

So, I f**king tapped it right away

If you name the right price

I could be a little nice

And get that gold egg sent over your way

You ask, “Wow this egg is rare

Why you do this to yourself?”

My stats are low and this is what they say:

Oh, get the scripts and keep on clickin'

It’s a marathon not a race

I got rent to pay

I got drugs I need

And Easter spawns more eggs for free

I know I can’t slow down

I can’t hold back

Every page

I need to check

Oh, get the scripts and keep on clickin'

Until we get our eggs for good

Original song - Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked by Cage the Elephant

This has probably been discussed before but couldn’t find anything on this, but what did developers think when they made xanax be the drug in Torn that gives energy? If you know xanax IRL, you know it treats anxiety and acts as a sedative/chill-out drug. Adderall would be the more appropriate use case for what we are currently using Xanax for in Torn. Adderall makes an individual more alert and gives more energy IRL.

Oh geez I didn’t realize I’d get such aggressive responses, I was just genuinely curious if there was a particular reason/lore to it being this way in Torn o.O

..this is not me badmouthing at all

Hi all,

noob here and I’ve been reading up about ranks and titles in the torn wiki but I’m not understanding why I’m a « Nudist » o.O

i read it’s due to having high number of unarmoured fights but I swear I’ve had more fights with my armour set now than without from the first day or so.

Found a job, thanks all!

Looking for 8* or above AN job. My boss has been fedded 😅

• Manual labor 8,904
• Intelligence 4,494
• Endurance 18,615

good lesson learnt that won’t be forgotten! 

this year was my first Halloween and had a ton of fun - I can’t wait to eventually start exchanging treats :) 

toothpaste is well over 1k here…it’s torn capitalism

cluckin bell

4

Yummy yummy xanax 🤤

Good vibes onlyyy 🙏🏽

I volunteer as tribute 🙏🏽

"Eggs" by Lexi_P

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Lexi P · Eggs - Lexi_P.m4a

Now here we go again

It seems it’s Easter Egg Hunt

Well, get egg hunting user scripts

Page after page, keep clicking

Hunt those eggs, no pressure

But check them carefully

And get them found, cause there’s so many kinds

Like a craving drives you mad

An event made for revisiting every page

Of eggs you missed

And eggs you found

Or eggs you ate

Original song - Dreams by Fleetwood Mac

"Get The Scripts and Keep on Clickin" by Lexi_P

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Lexi P · Get The Scripts and Keep on Clickin’ - Lexi_P.m4a

I was clicking through my tabs

When out the corner of my eye

I saw a pretty golden egg just hovering

Like damn, I’ve never seen that egg

Now it’s on my screen

So, I f**king tapped it right away

If you name the right price

I could be a little nice

And get that gold egg sent over your way

You ask, “Wow this egg is rare

Why you do this to yourself?”

My stats are low and this is what they say:

Oh, get the scripts and keep on clickin'

It’s a marathon not a race

I got rent to pay

I got drugs I need

And Easter spawns more eggs for free

I know I can’t slow down

I can’t hold back

Every page

I need to check

Oh, get the scripts and keep on clickin'

Until we get our eggs for good

Original song - Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked by Cage the Elephant

We

This is exactly what I was looking for, thanks! I chanced upon the Travel page before but didn’t notice the circle on the bottom right for Foreign Stocks.

i appreciate the help :)

I’ve got most apps available for Torn (PDA, YATA, TornTools, TornStats, and Torn Report). Perhaps I haven’t checked them hard enough but is there no way to see overseas item stock? So I can plan my travel and not risk arriving without plushies/flowers in stock. 

thank you soup 🙏🏽 and again happy birthday :)

21:02:52 - 04/04/25 SoupV54 sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to you with the message: First place in soup's birthday song competition!

who’s first and second place?

remind me of this SNL skit

https://youtu.be/3sxRAeh8f7w

above didn’t follow rules so going off the one before

Sliced bread

Im always down for free things 👀

to the tune of In Da Club by 50 Cent 

I skipped the verses cause they were way too long

(Intro)

Go, go

Go, go, go, go
Go Soup, it’s yo birthday

You gonna mug ´em like it’s yer birthday

Gon’ max your cooldowns like it’s your birthday

Who cares if you OD cause it’s yo f*cking birthday

(Chorus x2)
You can find him in the dump, taking someone’s trash

Look, Chedburn, give the birthday boy some xanax and some cash

cause Soup needs more erotic dvds in his stash

So he can max his happy before training his stats

(Bridge)

Get kills, hit chains, cause it’s your day

Get high, get paid, it’s Torn baby

Forge cards, burn sh*t, and raise some hell

cause today it’s Soup’s birthday, can’t you tell

(Chorus x2)

You can find him in the dump, taking someone’s trash

Look, Chedburn, give the birthday boy some xanax and some cash

cause Soup needs more erotic dvds in his stash

So he can max his happy before training his stats

(Outro)

So don’t act like you don’t know what day it is today

Get on your PDA and wish Soup a very happy birthday

Lexi out

This was quite fun to make - happy birthday Soup :)

Ohh I see, that makes sense