einsturzende

[3622407] Level 60 Celebrity Samaritan Hospital

The Dead Parrots LeaderBartender at The Blind PigMarried to Waldeinsamkeit

Observed 21 Sep 2026 · 6 days ago · Torn public profile

einsturzende is a level 60 player in The Dead Parrots who signed up on 23 Feb 2025. Their standout stat is Networth: #63,458, top 2.7% of ranked players.

#63,458 for networth top 2.7% of ranked players
#44,196 (tied with 14 others) for attacks won top 4% of ranked players
Signed up 23 Feb 2025 (582 days ago)
6 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 21 Sep 2026 · 6 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 60; #35,244 tied with 1,758 others top 1.5%; +15 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 575; #2,103,922 tied with 1 other top 84%
Awards: 272; #44,555 tied with 261 others top 3.8%; +73 since Jan
Networth: $1,699,736,155; #63,458 top 2.7%; +855,186,137 since Jan
Xanax taken: 327; #50,287 tied with 61 others top 19%; +143 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 34; #41,262 tied with 392 others top 33%; +29 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 95; #65,779 tied with 389 others top 27%; +39 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,271; #44,196 tied with 14 others top 4%; +1,023 since Jan
Defends won: 41; #149,171 tied with 2,945 others top 22%; +24 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 34,083; #30,999 tied with 2 others top 6.6%; +16,042 since Jan
Races won: 5; #110,965 tied with 5,547 others top 86%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 109; #100,250 tied with 313 others top 46%; +51 since Jan
Time played (days): 20.7; #49,460 top 3.5%; +11.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#63,458

Economy

Networth

$1,699,736,155 top 2.7%

#44,196tied with 14 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 14 others

2,271 top 4%

#49,460

Activity

Time played

20.7 top 3.5%

#21,989tied with 48 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 48 others

574 top 2.7%

#62,091tied with 27 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 27 others

2,563 top 4.3%

#39,453tied with 4 others

Economy

City items bought

tied with 4 others

10,294 top 3.5%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+15	45	60
Awards	+73	199	272
Networth	+855,186,137	$844,550,018	$1,699,736,155
Xanax taken	+143	184	327
Energy drinks used	+29	5	34
Energy refills	+39	56	95
Attacks won	+1,023	1,248	2,271
Defends won	+24	17	41
Criminal offenses	+16,042	18,041	34,083
Times traveled	+51	58	109
Time played (days)	+11.2	9.4	20.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 21 Sep 2026 · 6 days ago

Xanax taken: 327; #50,287 tied with 61 others top 19%
Energy refills: 95; #65,779 tied with 389 others top 27%
Energy drinks used: 34; #41,262 tied with 392 others top 33%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 58; #45,687 tied with 335 others top 33%
Elo rating: 1,791; #28,421 tied with 43 others top 1.5%
Best damage: 2,563; #62,091 tied with 27 others top 4.3%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 16 Jan 2026 and 21 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 6 · archived: 6 · threads started (archived): 2

Threads started 2 most recent

It's taco dip day!!! Faction Recruitment · 12 Jul · 0 replies
The dead parrots are recruiting. Faction Recruitment · 5 Jul · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Professional Alcoholic → Celebrity Samaritan between 16 Jan and 21 Sep
Joined The Dead Parrots (from Chaos Theory [CT]) between 16 Jan and 21 Sep
Left Chaos Theory [CT] (moved to The Dead Parrots) between 16 Jan and 21 Sep
Reached level 60 between 16 Jan and 21 Sep
Reached level 50 between 16 Jan and 21 Sep

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