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einsturzende [3622407] Level 60 Hospital The Dead Parrots Leader

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It's taco dip day!!! · · 0 likes

Please join our faction.  We offer many good and nifty things! You will like it.  We like it.
What we offer:
Weekly taco dip is distributed on Sunday afternoons.
Mondays we trade pants in a secret Santa style event.
Tuesdays PONY RIDES (if you still have any taco dip left you can share with the pony...but its not mandatory).
Wednesday we watch baywatch.
Thursday death metal meditation sessions
Friday is our potluck lunch
And Saturday is the orgy (with a different theme every week chosen by our leadership team)

*The monthly fishing tournament has been canceled until further notice. (Think about what you've done Larry)

OH GOD PLEASE JOIN US
And remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

The dead parrots are recruiting. · · 0 likes

We are a new faction pushing hard to unlock benefits for our members.

 

What we offer:

-80/20 split for wars and O.C.'s

-stocked medical armory

-Xanax for wars

-Xanax for training for members who put effort in to wars

-Active bankers

-Mentorship and advice for newer players

-Training in war strategy

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It's taco dip day!!! ·

Please join our faction.  We offer many good and nifty things! You will like it.  We like it.
What we offer:
Weekly taco dip is distributed on Sunday afternoons.
Mondays we trade pants in a secret Santa style event.
Tuesdays PONY RIDES (if you still have any taco dip left you can share with the pony...but its not mandatory).
Wednesday we watch baywatch.
Thursday death metal meditation sessions
Friday is our potluck lunch
And Saturday is the orgy (with a different theme every week chosen by our leadership team)

*The monthly fishing tournament has been canceled until further notice. (Think about what you've done Larry)

OH GOD PLEASE JOIN US
And remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

The dead parrots are recruiting. ·

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The dead parrots are recruiting. ·

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The dead parrots are recruiting. ·

We are a new faction pushing hard to unlock benefits for our members.

 

What we offer:

-80/20 split for wars and O.C.'s

-stocked medical armory

-Xanax for wars

-Xanax for training for members who put effort in to wars

-Active bankers

-Mentorship and advice for newer players

-Training in war strategy

Go · · 1 like

Yeah, I play

Turtle Trading - Voted Trader of the Year! · · 1 like

Maki is a good dude, will trade with him again