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OI TORN PLAYERS RECKON YOU'RE READY FOR SOMETHING RIPPER?

Looking for a faction that's tighter than your dad’s budgie smugglers? Look no further, mate!

We run TWO factions because we're not stingy with the good stuff:

INFINITE TIM TAMS 

Just starting out and still figuring out which end of a shotgun to hold? No dramas! We'll take you under our wing, show you the ropes, and help you grow into a proper Torn legend. Think of us as your footy club that actually teaches you the rules before chucking you on the field.

HAPPY VEGEMITES

For the seasoned veterans who've been around the block more times than a Commodore on a Friday night. We're talking weekly ranked wars, serious strategy, and blokes & sheilas who know their stuff. Not for the faint-hearted, but if you reckon you've got what it takes, come have a crack!

We're a bloody friendly mob who love a bit of banter and the occasional shenanigan. Whether you're cracking jokes or cracking skulls (in-game, obviously), you'll feel right among the gum trees.

Whether you're a fresh-faced newbie or a battle-hardened legend, there's a spot for ya. Send us a message and let's have a yarn!

Nah yeah: 

• TornStats and Discord

• Having a crack - show up for wars as often as you can manage

• Killing it in the gym - get those gains

Yeah nah: 

• Carrying on like a pork chop - drama llamas need not apply

• Doing a Houdini - inactive members will be removed

[image: cdn.discordapp.com]With Halloween over it's time for The Yeast to return to the jar, but first some achievements from down under:

 With the majority of our roster only coming together 6 months ago we managed to pull off our planned 25k chain (silly unlock limits) and then decided to go at it again!

We managed to complete our first 25k chain in just under 62 hours, and followed up with a second one that took just over 63. Managing our First and Second complete 25k chains and a cooldown (for a total of 61,422 hits) within the duration of Halloween blew us away, showing that teamwork makes the dream work and a bit of Aussie grit goes a long way.

Our individual members had a great crack at it too, with a third of the faction experiencing Halloween for the first time:

1 person in the top 250 treats gained for the year

3 new friends in the post-2024 group

8 folks in the post-2023 group

2 in the post-2022 group

 3 dinosaurs in the post-2021 group.

And an overall top 100 performance by the faction members combined! An excellent spread of performances from all our members new and old.

 We're incredibly blessed to be a part of this group of wonderful folks, and we can't wait to almost drop our chain every time M'aol is summoned next year!

Also a shoutout for the friendly competitions from The Pusheen Army, 39th Healers, Neon Cartel (even if you didn't know about it), and all the fun folks we met along the way! 

Fear The Yeast!

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My wife found out I was cheating her when she found all the letters I was hiding. 

She was so mad she told me she was never going to play Scrabble with me again. 

Buy you dinner? In this economy? 

I can offer you a med kit, emotional support and aftercare. 

I get it, glad you see you acknowledge it but what I don't get is what were you hoping to get from this shit post?

A pat on the back? 

Suggest reading the AI write up next time while good, there isn't a wall here. 

but please let me assist with your post: 

Look everyone, the faction that should be ranked higher is beating the faction that fought hard to get where they are instead of coasting..

Revolutionary stuff.

Looking for a 10* DA or a 9* that's close, want those arrests. 

Manual labor 250,231

Intelligence 283,784

Endurance 184,879

Total 718,894

Bump

GG NPO

In VC while we play golf 

Hey I feeli should get a say in this

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Just need war to end before Toesday

Otherwise.....

Like you would expect :p

I work out 

I look forward to warring against some friendly names and faces.

Fear the yeast. 

50m on HV - booked 

• HotCuppaTea [2956896]

Happy Vegemites defeated Vice in a ranked war [view]

Happy Vegemites ranked up from Platinum III to Diamond I and received 17,885 bonus respect, 1x Heavy Arms Cache, 8x Armor Cache, 5x Medium Arms Cache, 5x Melee Cache, 2x Small Arms Cache

What do you call a sheep covered in sugar? A candy baa.

As always Jet I appreciate you 

[image: cdn.discordapp.com]With Halloween over it's time for The Yeast to return to the jar, but first some achievements from down under:

 With the majority of our roster only coming together 6 months ago we managed to pull off our planned 25k chain (silly unlock limits) and then decided to go at it again!

We managed to complete our first 25k chain in just under 62 hours, and followed up with a second one that took just over 63. Managing our First and Second complete 25k chains and a cooldown (for a total of 61,422 hits) within the duration of Halloween blew us away, showing that teamwork makes the dream work and a bit of Aussie grit goes a long way.

Our individual members had a great crack at it too, with a third of the faction experiencing Halloween for the first time:

1 person in the top 250 treats gained for the year

3 new friends in the post-2024 group

8 folks in the post-2023 group

2 in the post-2022 group

 3 dinosaurs in the post-2021 group.

And an overall top 100 performance by the faction members combined! An excellent spread of performances from all our members new and old.

 We're incredibly blessed to be a part of this group of wonderful folks, and we can't wait to almost drop our chain every time M'aol is summoned next year!

Also a shoutout for the friendly competitions from The Pusheen Army, 39th Healers, Neon Cartel (even if you didn't know about it), and all the fun folks we met along the way! 

Fear The Yeast!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? 


Ground beef

Fancy seeing you here! 

Bad Scruffy.

GGs all