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SeahorseSlawta [3914037] Level 33 Horizon HRZN knight

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Have accepted a position so no more offers please and thank you!

NO PANTS PURGATORY RANCH | GOLDII |War/chains Bi weekly · · 2 likes

I have burnt all my pants (trousers and underwear) just because I fucking love this faction! 

 Get in here and grab a snickers, throw your pants in the fire and be your best weird pantless self 🔥🔥🫶

NO PANTS PURGATORY RANCH | GOLDII |War/chains Bi weekly · · 2 likes

Honestly it's a sweet vibe we got up in here, join up and be your best weird fucking self 🫶🔥

No Pants Purgatory Ranch is recruiting!!! · · 2 likes

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Company Upgrade Services · · 1 like

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The Magic Conch - Get Paid for Your Overdose ·

I'm gonna miss this once the new rules come through for 3rd party gambling 🥲

how is search for cash considered a crime? ·

You do know that in some countries it's illegal to keep money you've found right? Technically yeah it's a crime so it makes sense no matter how fucking dumb it is

[SCAM ALERT] ·

Purvis2015 [4027132] scams RW from people claiming it's a glitch

 

I didn't fall for it but there's many that would 

Banning of third party casinos ·

I see the issue but it's a crime game, you allow in game scamming and it's not far off the same thing... Bit hypocritical really 

Brain Surgeons - Elims 2026 - The Final Operation ·

I didn't even do elims but man I love seeing appreciation for your team! You all did great!! Congrats 🫶

NO PANTS PURGATORY RANCH | GOLDII |War/chains Bi weekly · · 2 likes

I have burnt all my pants (trousers and underwear) just because I fucking love this faction! 

 Get in here and grab a snickers, throw your pants in the fire and be your best weird pantless self 🔥🔥🫶

Whoever you are, i hate you · · 6 likes

Man you're gonna have a terrible Halloween 

Babe Wake Up!! Newest Vault Scammer Just Dropped! ·

It's almost like they did it to themselves 

[B/S] Meuschke's Deal Spot (sell your Plush/Flowers up to 99% MV!) · · 1 like

Good trader with great prices, highly recommend 🫶

My 500.000.000,- newbie mistake, plz laugh with/at me ·

That's rough buddy

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Job found 

The Great Big-Stat Purge ·

Oh hell yeah we booted someone around 2.4b tbs cause they just don't pull their weight or actually know how to chain or anything, bit embarrassing really 

Hey torn what the actual fuck is this matchmaking!!!:) ·

You literally have 3 members over 2b grow up

A Fair Look at DEFENDERS OF TRUTH vs Final Judgement,Terms, Mistakes & What Happened · · 1 like

Tldr sounds like you're the arseholes 

 

Had a war with final judgement several weeks ago and they were the most polite and lovely bunch, so much so that we have an alliance with them 😂 

Rest Easy Sebastian [2272] Torn City OG · · 2 likes

Ride free Sebastian ❤️ rip 

 

Sending love to you man I'm real sorry for your loss 

4 years of Torn! [DIVIDENDS TO THE MAKS] ·

Congrats bro 🫡

NO PANTS PURGATORY RANCH | GOLDII |War/chains Bi weekly · · 2 likes

Honestly it's a sweet vibe we got up in here, join up and be your best weird fucking self 🫶🔥

Can't lose 450m/SE Lotto! ·

07:59:28 - 05/08/26 You bought some Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $810,349 each for a total of $810,349

 

Pretty sure I just bought back my own Xanax 😂 

NUKE: $82b GONE & (NO) DOXXING! [upd 11] · · 1 like

That joke faction mess up again? Shock

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