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Sizzle1928 [3990972] Level 25 Traveling The Resolute RSLT Determined

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Small Weekly War Faction · · 3 likes

Its seriously such a great faction! It's small enough that you can know everyone and a pretty tight knit group.

ant's arsenal · · 1 like

Fast, friendly, and fair. Great trader!

Come on give me that 66 million! · · 30 likes

So here I am, an enterprising young torn citizen, looking through the bounties to get some merits and some cash. Imagine my surprise when I see a 66 million dollar bounty, unclaimed. And *GASP* I have the stats to murder them. One problem, they are in Japan.

 

Oh well, I could use a good flight. So I pack my bags and settle in, just knowing that the bounty will be claimed before I arrive.

 

I check in 20 minutes before landing, and to my great surprise, no one has snapped up the 66 million yet. I'm starting to feel like the luckiest guy in torn, we'll except for you people winning slots, or finding stat enhancers in the city, or... ya know what, whatever still pretty lucky.

 

Only to find out that I could never claim that bounty. Neither can you, probably. Unless she comes out of hiding or becomes a mission target we all just have to sit there and look at that 66 m dissappear into the ether. Kinda like when Leslie makes me think Im getting a PI.

 

Degenerates, all of you! Where's my 66 million Krabs!

Sizzle's Double Orange RW Shop · · 3 likes

Sizzle's Double Orange RW shop is closed! I will post back when I have more stock to sell!

Small Weekly War Faction · · 2 likes

Yes you can come do crimes with the little folks too! And war... don't forget about the war!

Recent archived posts

Letter Swap Reversial · · 1 like

I genuinely hope the imposter gets the ban hammer dropped on him for this. Clearly impersonation, no question in my mind.

Join The Resolute or The Resolute Ironsides!!! ·

Ouch... don't go around poking people you are too strong. 🤣

What took you way too long to figure out? ·

... work stats affect OC success?!?!?!?!?!

ant's arsenal · · 1 like

Fast, friendly, and fair. Great trader!

cheap revits and more ·

Fast, friendly, and fair! Great trader!

Daily Wheel of Awesome Spin · · 1 like

He faithfully sends every winning and event log. One of these days just maybe he will win you a PI 😂

Join The Resolute or The Resolute Ironsides!!! · · 1 like

We hope you find your home in the Resolute family!

Join The Resolute or The Resolute Ironsides!!! ·

Seriously is an excellent faction family!

VAULT THEFT ·

And that co-lead is 100% a scammer. Probably just waiting for the vault balance to get big enough to be worth it 😆

Spending IRL money to gamble on Torn? · · 2 likes

I got really sad when I lost 15 million on a bookie bet that was 'safe' early in my torn life. I'm very glad I learned my lesson for only 15 million torn dollars and not tons more.

Do Not Vote For Elim Leaders · · 2 likes

I hope you get put on a team with that one dude whos torn life you ruined 😆🤣

King's Halloween PFP Contest - 500m+ in prizes! · · 4 likes

Bruh, it even has a little pumpkin bum hole 😂 Are we sure this qualifies with the no NSFW rule? Great work!

King's Halloween PFP Contest - 500m+ in prizes! · · 1 like

This one is really good! I love the flames and the regal outfits.

King's Halloween PFP Contest - 500m+ in prizes! · · 3 likes

 

The name is not so prominent I thought about brightening it up a bit but I decided for Halloween it can be a little dark and dingy. Axe mafia for the win 😆

2 years in TORN, 70bil. networth, 1.37bil. Battlestats - THREAD DIVS ·

Dude, wild stuff. 70 billion is a very impressive net worth!

10b Total BS (Dividends) ·

Very stronk, well done!!!

MugSentinel - Mugger ID Tool · · 1 like

Kind of a neat idea!

Hey torn what the actual fuck is this matchmaking!!!:) · · 1 like

Show us your... no wait that's your line. 😆

ShinNamo's trading post-Flowers & Plushies 98% · · 1 like

Good trader fast and fair. No mug too 👍

Lame ass quitting thread ·

22:29:38 - 14/12/25 You used 5 energy searching the dump and found a Receipt dropped by CHINGADERA

 

This is our only log of interaction (unless you ever stealth mugged me)

 

Ah to be young and search the dump again.