Unknown_Element: forum

Ok i put everyones name in a random number generator (No extra entries for multiple posts) and here are our winners.

Steve-0 [1821233] 100 mil
Splat [227119] 50 mil
cranberi [1858760] 25 mill

please contact me for your winnings. that way you dont get mugged.

You sent $100,000,000 to Steve-0 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -!st place


140,250,001 given away so far!!!!

1st prize- 100 million
2nd prize- 50 million
3rd prize- 25 mill

Winners will be chosen in 2 weeks time. nov 30

Also random prizes.

HOW IT WORKS.

All posts are entered
i dont want just a "posted" post either. i want just some random ass images, a joke or something or even an insult of me will work-BE CREATIVE.

will be awarding regular random prizes.

Pay attention to this post cause occasionally i will add a game such on here for bonus prizes

have fun and tell a friend


You sent $5,000,000 to Smokey123 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE ..FIRST POST
You sent $1,000,000 to Grif with the message: Wnner FunzoneWould of been more if it wasnt australian or whatever lol
You sent $2,000,000 to Vickey with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . Compliments always work
You sent $500,000 to pirate-ahoy with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE for the effort. didnt arouse me
You sent $3,000,000 to SMK with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . Thats not me its my mother, Would of been more
You sent $1,000,000 to Rune_ with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . Least it wasnt just post lol
You sent $2,500,000 to megaloManiacal with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - i caught the everydayguy reference...kudos lol
You sent $1,000,000 to Rune_ with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - caught my first little game, wanted to see who noticed that.
You sent $500,000 to KALI-LINUX with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -drugs are bad mmmkay.. use this to rehab
You sent $1,500,000 to Tempest with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -do you got them 2 gals phone numbers?
You sent $1,000,000 to KALI-LINUX with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . for the effort, to much for me to read im lazy


You sent $1,000,000 to fogotten with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . least you tried lol
You sent $3,000,000 to b0ti with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . definately creative and funny. good job

You sent $1 to Zer0 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - take this dollar and go buy a life
You sent $2,000,000 to Cazio with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -that was me actually
You sent $1,500,000 to Mr_Charlie with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . For spelling correction since i had no eyed deer
You sent $2,000,000 to Steve-0 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - very nice
You sent $1,000,000 to Anal with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . your dirty and smell like shit tho

You sent $1,000,000 to BigDaddyHogNutz with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . just for the size!!!
You sent $1,500,000 to MSFR with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - funny
You sent $1,000,000 to cranberi with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -you should see my magic wand
You sent $750,000 to Clemmy with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . here change your diaper!!! lol
You sent $1,500,000 to Blackbelt0610 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . for saying something nice
You sent $1,000,000 to Sham_Hammer with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - i love you to
You sent $2,000,000 to KillMeSoftly with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - you damn right
You sent $2,000,000 to bloodbaine with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -You figured out what element i am, the element of suprise

Its Halloween time and the brits are at tesco
Playing on their iphones and bitching bout respo
Buying lots of candies and cold lemonade
waiting patiently for the new attacking upgrade
When with a fright Chedburn did arive
with blood on his teeth and death in his eyes
he had turned into a scary vampire
To suck the blood out of everyone in his evil empire
Struck fear in his minnions with his sudden change
even HenkiePuk thought his transformation was strange
Ched spent many years atracting people by the thousands
with donator packs and all sorts of housing
littie did we know it was all for effect
so he could attack everyone and suck the blood out our necks
you might think this is not real but i heard through good sources
Torn was just a trick for Ched to feed on our corpses.
On All Hallows Eve in the year 2014
The torn of the dead will arise ....HAPPY HALLOWEEN

ok techically not a short story but didnt want to do the same as everyone else so if it isnt eligible then ohh well. Was thinking along the lines of "a night before christmas" kinda story poem

Its halloween eve in the city of torn
Where Weebls did wobble and Chedburn was born
ThatIrishguy Sergey dressed up as poptop
waiting for evening and for darkness to drop
The Two were preparing for quite a long night
To enjoy a Mix of trick or treating and a whole lot of fright
Along with Blindside their costumes had lots of Swag
So they headed to Clansdancers to fill up their bag.
On the way there they egged Hate_Trains car
and did some other things that were RatedR

They took a short cut through the old cemetary
hoping they wouldnt run into the evil Tornberry
About halfway through from the darkness appears
Porny and Foxxey as vampires wearing Fluffy bunny ears
Scared out of there wits they thought they were dead
till out of nowhere came our hero DrZed
with his RPG he chased away the evil vampires
he then sat down with the crew near Jaidens- campfire
and told them a story from long long ago
about Halloween evening and what happened to Hydro
He was on the same path to go trick or treat
went through the same cementary with Blondie at his feet
They had disappeared to not be seen anymore
and legend has if you knock on Taktikz door
on halloween evening their ghosts would arise
to scare trick or treaters with Icebluefire in their eyes

The crew said goodbye and headed away to the left
to try to get to clansys so they could catch up with Deft
they were getting close and figured they would walk really fast
In hopes they would get there and party at last.
Then what happened next seemed really odd
They saw Jenkins getting a haircut by the barber Sweeny_Todd

With all the Halloween fright and a few too many drinks
They ran all the way to clansys and saw MissxMinx
They knocked on the door and what would you know
everyone was there including Blondie and Hydro
Zed told them it was a trick to scare them on all hallows eve
That Davzz and Uriel had planned it which they couldnt believe
But anyway they were there and clansy fullfilled all there wishes
and they filled up there bags with goodies from Divalious
Everyone got morphines, xanax and lots of enhancers
At the greatest party ever thrown in torn at the wonderful clansdancers
It was so great to be part of it with all of my friends
from DaveO to PimpstressTrish and lovely Karalynn
Another Halloween over and had so much fun
Happy Tornoween Aeroroot,Apnea,Kharma and everyone.

[image: i.imgur.com]

ty.

herpes

up

tldr

bump

yes.. i had a good mudfossil last night after that taco bell.

can i have what you are smoking?

yes keep up the hard work.. your only 60 votes down in your own poll...

bump

Here are a couple new variables for you.

1. what is the one thing worse then getting mugged over seas? getting hosped overseas.

2.

Thank you, we have placed your bounty.

Place another bounty

damn.. so you obsess with me so much that you come all the way to the forum to suck on my farts on christmas ... pretty pathetic.

i knew you were obesssed with me but not to the point that im in your thoughts on christmas.. but i wont tell anyone if you dont honey b

i did get a good chuckle when someone sent me a screenshot of chat where you were pretty upset when i won the snow cannon. made my day.. toodle.. till later honey b.. im pretty sure you will start following me around the forum now since i own you psychologically.

this sort of thread is illegal.

santa aint shit



[image: funkyimg.com]



[image: funkyimg.com]

i hope your finally is doing well this xmas caz.. even lisas finally. i hope they are well also.

Woman? lol... nm i wont go there... i think ill go see my finally also lol

the only thing thats crap is your attempt at spelling.

I dont celebrate christmas.. its a pagan holiday created by corporations to exploit the the common citizen out of their hard earned money

Aint bring me shit, so i had to go abuse scrooge instead.

1. yes i do know im a dick.. thanks for the compliment

2. i agree with your number 2.

3. slight edit to one thing you said.. was 62 people downvoting her one post about the scrooge attack, and that wasnt even coordinated. it wasnt till later it became a full on tanking of the ops karma, where she kept saying she had staff reset her karma then lied about it this year.. Says all we need to know about the ops truthfullness.

4. the biggest real karma thing was that op and others trying to keep me out of scrooge attacks this year (unsuccsesfully i might add) Since i am the only person to beat him 3 times.. The snow cannon i won is true karma against these beastly people who hold game grudges for years.. i bet it got their knickers all in a twist .

once again thanks for the compliment.

yeah but you have to think. the person running duke is someone who spends most of their time writing articles about the accounts he runs and using the enhanced duke stats to carry out personal vendettas. you say anything bad about an article and bam they log into duke account and mug you or attack you.

pretty much a joke this whole having one person running 3 accounts and being the only person writing articles for the paper(mostly about themselves)

there is a whole lot of things going on in torn to write about besides the latest thing duke or scrooge does.