Unknown_Element: forum

Ok i put everyones name in a random number generator (No extra entries for multiple posts) and here are our winners.

Steve-0 [1821233] 100 mil
Splat [227119] 50 mil
cranberi [1858760] 25 mill

please contact me for your winnings. that way you dont get mugged.

You sent $100,000,000 to Steve-0 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -!st place


140,250,001 given away so far!!!!

1st prize- 100 million
2nd prize- 50 million
3rd prize- 25 mill

Winners will be chosen in 2 weeks time. nov 30

Also random prizes.

HOW IT WORKS.

All posts are entered
i dont want just a "posted" post either. i want just some random ass images, a joke or something or even an insult of me will work-BE CREATIVE.

will be awarding regular random prizes.

Pay attention to this post cause occasionally i will add a game such on here for bonus prizes

have fun and tell a friend


You sent $5,000,000 to Smokey123 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE ..FIRST POST
You sent $1,000,000 to Grif with the message: Wnner FunzoneWould of been more if it wasnt australian or whatever lol
You sent $2,000,000 to Vickey with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . Compliments always work
You sent $500,000 to pirate-ahoy with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE for the effort. didnt arouse me
You sent $3,000,000 to SMK with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . Thats not me its my mother, Would of been more
You sent $1,000,000 to Rune_ with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . Least it wasnt just post lol
You sent $2,500,000 to megaloManiacal with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - i caught the everydayguy reference...kudos lol
You sent $1,000,000 to Rune_ with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - caught my first little game, wanted to see who noticed that.
You sent $500,000 to KALI-LINUX with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -drugs are bad mmmkay.. use this to rehab
You sent $1,500,000 to Tempest with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -do you got them 2 gals phone numbers?
You sent $1,000,000 to KALI-LINUX with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . for the effort, to much for me to read im lazy


You sent $1,000,000 to fogotten with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . least you tried lol
You sent $3,000,000 to b0ti with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . definately creative and funny. good job

You sent $1 to Zer0 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - take this dollar and go buy a life
You sent $2,000,000 to Cazio with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -that was me actually
You sent $1,500,000 to Mr_Charlie with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . For spelling correction since i had no eyed deer
You sent $2,000,000 to Steve-0 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - very nice
You sent $1,000,000 to Anal with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . your dirty and smell like shit tho

You sent $1,000,000 to BigDaddyHogNutz with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . just for the size!!!
You sent $1,500,000 to MSFR with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - funny
You sent $1,000,000 to cranberi with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -you should see my magic wand
You sent $750,000 to Clemmy with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . here change your diaper!!! lol
You sent $1,500,000 to Blackbelt0610 with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . for saying something nice
You sent $1,000,000 to Sham_Hammer with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - i love you to
You sent $2,000,000 to KillMeSoftly with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . - you damn right
You sent $2,000,000 to bloodbaine with the message: winner in UNKNOWN FUNZONE . -You figured out what element i am, the element of suprise

Its Halloween time and the brits are at tesco
Playing on their iphones and bitching bout respo
Buying lots of candies and cold lemonade
waiting patiently for the new attacking upgrade
When with a fright Chedburn did arive
with blood on his teeth and death in his eyes
he had turned into a scary vampire
To suck the blood out of everyone in his evil empire
Struck fear in his minnions with his sudden change
even HenkiePuk thought his transformation was strange
Ched spent many years atracting people by the thousands
with donator packs and all sorts of housing
littie did we know it was all for effect
so he could attack everyone and suck the blood out our necks
you might think this is not real but i heard through good sources
Torn was just a trick for Ched to feed on our corpses.
On All Hallows Eve in the year 2014
The torn of the dead will arise ....HAPPY HALLOWEEN

ok techically not a short story but didnt want to do the same as everyone else so if it isnt eligible then ohh well. Was thinking along the lines of "a night before christmas" kinda story poem

Its halloween eve in the city of torn
Where Weebls did wobble and Chedburn was born
ThatIrishguy Sergey dressed up as poptop
waiting for evening and for darkness to drop
The Two were preparing for quite a long night
To enjoy a Mix of trick or treating and a whole lot of fright
Along with Blindside their costumes had lots of Swag
So they headed to Clansdancers to fill up their bag.
On the way there they egged Hate_Trains car
and did some other things that were RatedR

They took a short cut through the old cemetary
hoping they wouldnt run into the evil Tornberry
About halfway through from the darkness appears
Porny and Foxxey as vampires wearing Fluffy bunny ears
Scared out of there wits they thought they were dead
till out of nowhere came our hero DrZed
with his RPG he chased away the evil vampires
he then sat down with the crew near Jaidens- campfire
and told them a story from long long ago
about Halloween evening and what happened to Hydro
He was on the same path to go trick or treat
went through the same cementary with Blondie at his feet
They had disappeared to not be seen anymore
and legend has if you knock on Taktikz door
on halloween evening their ghosts would arise
to scare trick or treaters with Icebluefire in their eyes

The crew said goodbye and headed away to the left
to try to get to clansys so they could catch up with Deft
they were getting close and figured they would walk really fast
In hopes they would get there and party at last.
Then what happened next seemed really odd
They saw Jenkins getting a haircut by the barber Sweeny_Todd

With all the Halloween fright and a few too many drinks
They ran all the way to clansys and saw MissxMinx
They knocked on the door and what would you know
everyone was there including Blondie and Hydro
Zed told them it was a trick to scare them on all hallows eve
That Davzz and Uriel had planned it which they couldnt believe
But anyway they were there and clansy fullfilled all there wishes
and they filled up there bags with goodies from Divalious
Everyone got morphines, xanax and lots of enhancers
At the greatest party ever thrown in torn at the wonderful clansdancers
It was so great to be part of it with all of my friends
from DaveO to PimpstressTrish and lovely Karalynn
Another Halloween over and had so much fun
Happy Tornoween Aeroroot,Apnea,Kharma and everyone.

[image: i.imgur.com]

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ahh duke is bad as scrooge.. all i got from duke was a mug when i didnt owe him a dime.. so he can go gargle some reindeer poop for all i care lol.. Scrooge ironically has been more giving to me then duke.. I think Ebenezer Scrooge has seen the light.

yes. then maybe we would get other articles besides articles about the accounts he is using..

hes probably busy writing another article about himself or of his other accounts.

Actually this is my favorite staff.

[image: snag.gy]

ive gotten dozens of them way worse then that.. and stafff just blows them off i even put in one report that was 3 sentences long and staff repsonded and i kid you not TLDR and locked the report.. How can they do their job if they cant take time to read a report

ok. This is an example of the current system not working.. I wish to file a ban dispute but i am not able too since i currently have an "other" report in for annonymous cash mails that were racist and sick.

I know ban disputes go to different people as the normal reports . This is the huge flaw in the system as current. The self report seems to be a catchall for things The same goes as some staff might handle multis while other staff handle generic reports and then some handle discrimination..

Ched states that staff can follow all the anonymous cash messages if i put them all in one report but the problem comes in when other things that involve self report come into play..

just adding a report button to any anonymous cash messages would alleviate alot of the clutter and this issue i currently have where i cant file a ban dispute cause i have a self report in for anonymous cash message and its not like i can talk to any staff member directly about my ban dispute.

bump

10 snowballs 500 energy

you need 40..

tldr...



lol had to do it..

merry xmas

Hey you old crotchety SOB. You need to smile some more.. I will be sending 3 ghosts to visit you tonight and show you the error in your ways and hope you change.. I get tired of beating you up and taking all your items and i much rather you be happy so you are not attacked every year.

but thanks for the snowball, the scrooge gloves and now the lovely snow cannon i possess.

Merry Christmas to you Ebenezar and may you find the holiday spirit.

as title stated,, mail me offers for snow cannon if interested

wish i could thumbs up this 100 times

they all suck

farfignugen

wonder if duke gave out any dumbells yet

i just think the addition of 1 little report button for anonymous cash messages would make it much easier for staff to handle, find and take care of and also would make it easier for players to report and know how to report these messages and would help stop the rampant abuse and trolling that it is being used for atm and it can be used for its intended purpose.

This would also bring back some meaning to the anonymous mail that you earn through educations.. right now taht is meaningless. or even you could just tie in the ability for anonymous cash messages to the anonymous mail so it is an earned thing instead of anyone being able to use it.

well from my understanding is that certain "crimes" are handled by different staff for example discrimination is handled or was by admins, ithink you handle them now.. and say just a normal flaming is handled by regular staff. it would be hard to seperate them in a regular report plus all i can do is copy and paste the event for staff into the report when they might already be working on the first one..i have used self report as you describe and i know some reports have been lost in the shufflle. i actually have one self reprted now thats going on quite a few days and no response.

a more direct way to report them would alleviate any miscommunication which i know has happened before..

also one of the other issues is that the abuse of this anonymous cash message negates the earned anonymous mails. a day one account can use the anonymous cash to harrass or abuse someone which i now in fact has and is happening...



i have seen all of global get abusinve messages at once and most dont have a clue how to report the or dont bother..

the amount of anonymous cash messages i have recieved would definately make it harder on staff to handle and there might be say 9 that are definately bad and one that might be borderline and i have seen reports closed over the one iffy report.

im just sayiing the system for reporting these annonymous mails definately need to change.. plus say if i need to ban dispute or use self report for something else besides anonymous cash reports then it gets lost in the jumble.. especially if staff has to chase doen multiple incidents in one report from different people

i just think another system would cure these issues such as the amount of anonymous cash messages people get and the fact that 90 percent of the time its just used for trolling

nah pretty sure its her.. im the hero of this story,