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He'll be back.

Custom Discord bots & Faction Data Base · · 42 likes

Faction Data Base
It tracks all kinds of faction and member data across 12 tabs. Its AMAZING!
You can compare members growth over 7 days and 30 days, even less or more.
The example is daily/weekly/monthly xanax taken, refills used, crimes committed and so much more!
It has special features for chains and Organized Crimes, you can even connect it to Torn Stats!
IT IS A PERFECT VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF WHAT API CAN DO!!

Official thread:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=10&t=16215193&b=0&a=0

FREE 10 day trial is available, mail me for trial or purchase!
If your small faction finds $200m hard to afford we can organize monthly payments of $40m untill full price is paid.
- sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YL0BMb9m6p-IF5mWpcqlF59oI-SRQ1Q-yi0nSzVEzIY/edit?usp=sharing

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Custom Discord BOTS
Are available!

$25m starting price
Free hosting How-to included

Adding extra commands = extra price

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Extra commands examples:

!verify (verifies that user is registered on official Torn server)

!pingme *APIkey* (notifies on drug / booster / energy / nerve / travel times expire)

!event *APIkey* (notifies on new events / messages)

!bonus (lists all current chaining factions)

!market (watches Stock Market for large capital movement)

!up *stock* *price* (notifies when stock reaches the price)

!down *stock* *price* (notifies when stock drops below the price)

!track *userID* *personalSTAT* (notifies when player changed their personal stat)

!war (watches for new wars)

!retal *APIkey* (tracks incoming attacks, notifies on available retals)

!chain *factionID* (watches chain timer of any faction, notifies when it drops below 90 seconds)

!energy <user_ID> (keeps track of players energy spent and other war related stats)

... and more!
Everything fully customizable!

Want to get pinged when S7 territory is available?
Or when an item of your choice reaches certain price on market / bazaars?
Want to know when a player sold expensive items from bazaar?
How about company day report breakdown on employees and stock.

Everything grouped in Tinkerbell bot for $200m!
Or get just what you want in your own CustomBOT.


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Greenleaf Assistance Program · · 6 likes

You will give them lame properties and forbid them to manage their aquired funds byhow they see fit. That is not a good 'teacher'. I'd say avoid and get a proper guides as this guy soind like someone who will demand gratitude for sht work xD

10* Law Firm HIRING · · 2 likes

Looking for an employee and potential future employees!

You can use your job points for spying, we cooperate with TIA which sells thousands of spies. This special is worth $1m/day.

There are also great busting specials.

+20% OC success increase to be part of successfull PH or PA teams which not just earn $$ but also provide great CE.

Ghost Ship - 5.4m respect - Halloween Giveaway · · 6 likes

Recent archived posts

Is abusing negative money on hand a fair mechanic? · · 1 like

They gotta pay off their dept somehow, and its their choice how. You just got caught in the middle of it and came crying to forums... 

Or as oldies would say - you got Chedded xD

Firewalk viruses - so damn HIGH! · · 2 likes

Everyone can code viruses, even get benefits to cose them faster. But you rather sell on the market than keep for faction gameplay.

 

Firewalk nees 42 days to be coded, get 42 members to code it and you will have available one per day, greedy nubs.

61 and still not done! It's my birthday! · · 2 likes

You are in wrong faction mate... try JFK xD

OBN opens fire on CRyo Alliance · · 3 likes

Its all just one big alliance to prevent playerbase from having TT fun.

And if part of it breaks off --> Cheds game mechanixs step in to lock them in place.

XD

In Loving Memory of Catasstrophic · · 1 like

RIP Cats 

Ramadan Kareem my Torn bros & sis · · 8 likes

Happy Lunar New Year! · · 5 likes

Wishing everyone celebrating a joyful start to the Year of the Horse!

Let February 17, 2026, mark the beginning of a year filled with energy, strength, and forward momentum. Here's to new beginnings and prosperity.

Happy New Year!

Carnival: The Ancient Season of Masks and Revelry · · 1 like

Long before it became a countdown to Lent, Carnival was a powerful pagan festival celebrating the end of winter and the return of fertility and life.

It is a time of masks, mischief, and letting loose before the world wakes up again in spring.

If you are from far wide of the world you might know it by Venetian Masks.

 

This final week from Fat Thursday to Ash Wednesday is the peak of the season!

 

Fat Thursday: The feasting began!

The Carnival Weekend: The streets fill with masks and revelry.

Rose Monday: Another parade day, featuring figures like Kurents chasing away winter and bad spirits while welcoming fertility.

Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras): The final burst of energy! The last day of wild masked celebration before the world grows quiet.

Ash Wednesday: The masks come off and the fasting begins, waiting for Easter banquets.

 

 

 

Ramadan '26 · · 2 likes

Yes its too early. GTFO before its appropriate btch

Faction Alliances (Updated 15/09/2026) · · 10 likes

You are part of the reason the game is not fun. You made it very clear - if you want to have fun in torn --> mega alliance will makr absolutrly sure you don't!

 

And now you are afraid to have fun LoL NO SHT , just like 99.9% of playerbase.

Anyone interested in shaking things up? · · 2 likes

Pre-racket territory wars was the most fun this game ever was.

Even fake wall respect farming, compared to what we have now was top sht gameplay.

 

I BLAME CHED for the state of the gameplay  xD

Fedded Archives · · 3 likes

Imagine having few accounts on Vday massacre when you can do over 250 attacks with just one...

Its my party and ill cry if i want to wish a happy · · 1 like

Great place to cry...

LJ has been buffed! ·

Shhhhhht who has time on Vday to spend so much time online??

I'm done · · 2 likes

The bounties expire anyway after 1 week. If they wanna keep spending more $$ hookers xD

Wanna use AI to generate stuff - just do it, its a new era!

And dont let haters get you with this 'moral' sht, we are in TC and there are literally 10s of thousands daily players that will never know what you did. 

And most of us who do --> we dont care!

Market Report Beating My Ahh ·

Gigawatt ?

Websocket / Scripting Discussion Thread ·

Whatever info you want users to get, give them via API.

They/we can use it or not.

Playing over multiple screens and browsers/tab, sure they can do this or not.

 

BAN any kind of scraping and use of non api scripts. No some are not fine, if its not done via API the script is illegal. 

18 years since Torn's first ever Dirty Bomb · · 1 like

Ya I remember part of it, the strenght and arrogance, i dont know about alliances. As far as Bodybagger goes , he was an InQuest leader ( m memories dint assicate him with 39th).

My strongest memory is the fallout after, when Dev fell apart as a faction and as an idea of devs being in one faction.

18 years since Torn's first ever Dirty Bomb · · 1 like

The day Devastation got devastated xD it was a faction full off staff players. I loved it getting bombed!!

TornCon EU Ticket Release Announcement ·

Its still over a month away... I guess latecomers arent welcome lol?