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[issue] Spending money on torn · · 16 likes


Seek help for your gambling addiction and quit blaming others for your impulsiveness. I have zero impulse control and I understand that I have no one to blame but myself for my decisions. 

[issue] Spending money on torn · · 7 likes


I don’t see how admitting I have problems and seeking help from others makes me egotistical? Seems like you’re the one being egotistical, really.

but either way, get help. You can’t just ignore your problems and expect others to watch them for you.

Peaceful donator protest · · 40 likes


i feel like you should at least wait until your bug report is settled before you grab the picket signs.

Viraka scammed me please help · · 33 likes


woah, woah, woah. did you just compare your own stupidity to rape? jesus christ, dude. anyone who was on your side probably switched now.

it's really more comparable to you leaving $22 on the table at a restaurant and then getting upset that someone walked off with it.

TCHS Bug · · 5 likes


i hope every time you say that it should be changed, ched just keeps repeating that it's a separate variable.

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This game is slowly taking over my life. · · 2 likes

chatting up hot babes

torn rollback?????? @ ched · · 1 like

if you want that time traveler honor, you're gonna need to pull and ocean's type heist where you sabotage the servers yourself. unfortunately, i don't remember much about the movies, so i'm not going to be much help outside of planting the seed in your mind. but i've got a pretty good feeling i will be betraying you in the third act

CHED, GO INCINERATE THE HOMELESS ALREADY! ·

as I see it, you’ve got a few options. 

the simplest is that beggars are not citizens of Torn, they’re drifters, thus they never received a shack. Boom, bang, Bob’s your uncle, and your uncle requires shelter

 

or you could change “homeless” to “panhandlers” or some version of people out searching for cash, and loop crimes back in on themselves, write some unique crime results to imply that you got pickpocketed by while searching for cash/you pickpocketed actual citizens while on your crime spree and they’ll surely make a mean forum post calling for your head soon


third would require a little bit of playing along by the audience, maybe a little yes, and-ing the premise. And acknowledging that government programs aren’t perfect, and that while Ched did initially solve homelessness, time has gone on since then, and a few people have fallen through the cracks, either losing ownership of their shack or never technically qualifying for it in the first place because of not filling out the required forms

Torn Slots Pay Table Visual Issue ·

this fix seems to have cause a slight hick up with how the slots are displayed on mobile? Specifically, I’m using an iPhone 15 and the Chrome app

 

 

It looks like the height of the pay table is larger than the active slots display, but the margins don’t account for the difference, so all the text below it seems placed too high


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Let me know if I need to post a seperate thread

API torn tool · · 3 likes

I recommend skipping straight to deleting System32

Egg Exchange. ·

only if it's 3:1 exchange rate and the egg you get in return is random, including the possibility that you'll just get another one of the eggs you just traded in

Sorry for our loss?!? ·

starting to sound a lot like the people that said torn's entire dog population would be happier running free on some farm upstate. next thing you know, we have players posting about #bringbackcheddongs who weren't even around to see his dong!

Don't be a tool, bring the right tool · · 2 likes

i got it without a bucket as well 

What to Do While Waiting for Energy to Refill? · · 1 like

you've only explored the tip of the iceberg. start building your empire. the best place to start, as some have mentioned, is reading some guides, socializing and getting involved in a faction, get a feel for trading and build a fortune, explore some lesser features and earn some awards. there's all kinds of stuff to do if you've got the time.

All crime merits ·

That sounds awful. Haha. I’m currently focusing on busts, running arsons when I need to burn nerve for whatever reason. Maybe if arson finds it’s way to 25k, I’ll switch to something else, but the odds of me going for 25k drug crime at this point are slim to none.

All crime merits · · 2 likes

I fell into a kind of lucky slot? I had a 45nnb when that was as high as nerve bars went, but the meter was so vague on what was a good and a bad 45 that we couldn’t do PA’s. So I said screw it and went for drug crimes around the time the new nerve bars were introduced. I think I went from 50 to 35. But after that, got most of it back just from computer crimes. If anyone is thinking about getting all crime merits, drug crimes are actually pretty good for solidifying a 35. You’ll be stuck there for a while, but then you never have to stare at that locked merit again. Personally, I think the worst crime was just stealing jackets because it’s so long and tedious, while having little to no payout. Drugs were interesting cause of the fails, computers because of the blues, GTA and fraud because they actually gave you some money.

and thanks for all the congrats, guys. For a bunch of hardened criminals, you guys are pretty nice.


And anyone interested in an update, busts are also pretty annoying, considering I have this huge nerve bar, but can’t ever seem to use it all. I don’t think I’ve bought a refill in a couple days, which just seems like a waste with this 100 nerve bar.

All crime merits · · 31 likes

I finally committed my 25,000th theft, giving me the last merit I was missing for crimes. That just leaves busts, and then I won’t know what to do with my nerve. It’s been a long, tedious road, but here’s to hoping that crimes 2.0 are out by the time I’m done.

Specials Unset ·

Just throwing shit at the wall here: what if resetting was staggered? We could lower the reset time, but you could only reset one perk tree at a time? So that resetting one or two perks on short notice would be reasonable, but resetting your whole stack would take too long. That way you strategically plot your first perk or two to be unchanged, just in case, but you could still easily swap a couple between warring and training depending on what the situation calls for?

Never Have I Ever... · · 1 like

You should train your dex more

never have I ever done anything impressive

No more April fools'? · · 1 like

It’s more of a community event than a site wide event, right? That seems like a good baseline for what should/shouldn’t be marked on the calendar. If it changes a game mechanic, mark it. If it’s just a day that Duke generally gets up to some mischief in the forums, leave it a surprise.

Like pop-up ads, they are actually still here · · 1 like

If you’re feeling left out, I’d be happy to try to phish your account info sometime. The only thing worse than breaking the rules is making someone feel unwanted.

Subscriber Books ·

The trouble with statistics is that you never flag it as a potential issue. It’s working as intended, even if you feel your specific case feels like an outlier.

Remove Scam Warning ·

Are there any trade functionality restrictions on new players? I know a lot of games won’t let you trade a certain percentage of networth in a time period, which sounds annoyingly restrictive to people intending to do so, but I’d like to imagine there’s a happy medium? One that isn’t an arbitrary time limit, avoiding by just waiting.

or if a trade fulfills a certain requirement, it’s flagged for some kind of review before being allowed to complete or cancel? Similar with possessions being sent.

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I never get this stigma. The g spot is easy. The c spot? Now that’s the real challenge. Also, congratulations on the vagina or whatever.

GEN2119: General Science ·

I wonder if maybe part of the reason people feel it should be a perk is because it’s the result of one education course? If there were multiple requirements, then it wouldn’t fit the way other perks work, so it’s exclusion wouldn’t seem strange?

i like the idea that dirty bomb stuff is purely a faction thing and it wouldn’t be listed on your personal page, the information only being available from the lab. And I especially like the idea that some info stays hidden. It’s hyperbole, but I feel like we keep getting closer and closer to you saying, “f**k it, I’ll add an experience bar.”