cooljoew

[527397] Level 100 Invincible Alcoholic

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · Torn public profile

cooljoew is a level 100 player who signed up on 29 Aug 2007. Their standout stat is Networth: #2,828, top 0.12% of ranked players.

#2,828 for networth top 0.12% of ranked players
#12 for trips to United Kingdom top 0.0087% of ranked players
Signed up 29 Aug 2007 (19 years ago)
130 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,776 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,959; #50,823 tied with 431 others top 2.1%
Awards: 504; #6,893 tied with 83 others top 0.6%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $55,917,853,769; #2,828 top 0.12%; +891,394,768 since Jan
Xanax taken: 4,468; #5,905 tied with 4 others top 2.2%; +65 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 6; #68,805 tied with 3,632 others top 58%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 206; #42,484 tied with 127 others top 17%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 7,072; #15,742 tied with 3 others top 1.4%; +98 since Jan
Defends won: 274; #28,386 tied with 111 others top 4.2%; +10 since Jan
Revives given: 43; #24,187 tied with 263 others top 31%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 109; #37,183 tied with 160 others top 22%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 120,734; #4,479 tied with 1 other top 0.96%; +97 since Jan
Races won: 329; #15,122 tied with 42 others top 11%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 7,616; #665 top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 108.5; #8,831 top 0.62%; +0.3 since Jan

What stands out 6

#2,828

Economy

Networth

$55,917,853,769 top 0.12%

#12

Travel

Trips to United Kingdom

6,218 top 0.0087%

#460

Items

Alcohol used

55,542 top 0.14%

#762

Items

Consumables used

61,809 top 0.15%

#308tied with 3 others

Travel

Time spent traveling

tied with 3 others

1,193 top 0.17%

#323

Crime

Illicit services offenses

21,472 top 0.29%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,776 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,700 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · 2 days ago · All rankings ›

Since January 6 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Networth	+891,394,768	$55,026,459,001	$55,917,853,769
Xanax taken	+65	4,403	4,468
Attacks won	+98	6,974	7,072
Defends won	+10	264	274
Criminal offenses	+97	120,637	120,734
Time played (days)	+0.3	108.2	108.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago

Xanax taken: 4,468; #5,905 tied with 4 others top 2.2%
Energy refills: 206; #42,484 tied with 127 others top 17%
Energy drinks used: 6; #68,805 tied with 3,632 others top 58%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 149; #26,531 tied with 151 others top 19%
Elo rating: 2,305; #10,143 tied with 26 others top 0.53%
Best damage: 10,848; #7,195 tied with 1 other top 0.5%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 168 · archived: 130 · threads started (archived): 7

Threads started 5 most recent

Top 250 in flying Achievements · 10 Nov 2023 · 4 replies
Logistic boost bug Bugs & Issues · 3 Jan 2021 · 6 replies
Sell company reports Trading Post · 28 Jul 2020 · 0 replies
Here to talk General Discussion · 22 Jul 2020 · 27 replies
Finally couch potato merit Achievements · 4 Jul 2019 · 6 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Company Hiring!! Send application → none between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Left Damage Inc [DAM] between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

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