CaptainAssClown

[66612] Level 80 Heroic Antagonist

Observed 16 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · Torn public profile

CaptainAssClown is a level 80 player who signed up on 2 Jun 2005. Their standout stat is Times hospitalized: #685, top 0.034% of ranked players.

#685 for times hospitalized top 0.034% of ranked players
#655 for defends lost top 0.033% of ranked players
Signed up 2 Jun 2005 (21 years ago)
540 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 16 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 80; #19,831 tied with 1,136 others top 0.82%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,776; #4,617 tied with 52 others top 0.19%
Awards: 288; #40,928 tied with 192 others top 3.5%; +1 since Jan
Networth: $3,449,240,139; #47,040 top 2%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 80; #84,917 tied with 360 others top 32%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 45; #37,429 tied with 279 others top 30%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 884; #15,819 tied with 24 others top 6.4%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,409; #58,909 tied with 13 others top 5.4%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 3,971; #1,501 top 0.22%; +201 since Jan
Revives given: 3; #56,146 tied with 4,376 others top 77%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 1,270; #8,266 tied with 2 others top 4.9%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 607; #43,530 tied with 49 others top 20%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 57; #19,408 top 1.4%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#685

Hospital

Times hospitalized

25,977 top 0.034%

#655

Combat

Defends lost

24,186 top 0.033%

#1,501

Combat

Defends won

3,971 top 0.22%

#698tied with 5 others

Profile

Enemies

tied with 5 others

210 top 0.2%

#19,408

Activity

Time played

57 top 1.4%

#47,040

Economy

Networth

$3,449,240,139 top 2%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 2 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+1	287	288
Defends won	+201	3,770	3,971

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 16 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago

Xanax taken: 80; #84,917 tied with 360 others top 32%
Energy refills: 884; #15,819 tied with 24 others top 6.4%
Energy drinks used: 45; #37,429 tied with 279 others top 30%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 6; #86,798 tied with 3,120 others top 64%
Elo rating: 1,898; #23,975 tied with 43 others top 1.3%
Best damage: 5,359; #28,862 tied with 10 others top 2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 16 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 559 · archived: 540 · threads started (archived): 34

Threads started 5 most recent

Bookie scamming real General Discussion · 9 May 2018 · 35 replies
One of the best kickass blues videos EVER!! Music · 2 May 2018 · 0 replies
Queensryche Music · 25 Apr 2018 · 2 replies
The Fools : Life Sucks Then you Die Music · 22 Apr 2018 · 0 replies
Prince video just released Music · 20 Apr 2018 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Also known as: CAPTAINASSCLOWN

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