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Colbert and Ruth Bader Ginsburg · · 5 likes


Ok....so maybe not quite GD stuff....

But it's hilarious and GD needs some not so serious stuff occasionally ;)



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBodJHX1Vg


Your Favorite Super Bowl halftime Show · · 4 likes


Best entertainer EVER...period.

This Michael Jackson 1993 performance still astounds me :)

1993 and the technical effects alone blow away modern attempts

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=idg8TNknvDU

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Swiss Army Knife Giveaway · · 2 likes


Got mine also...;)

Popadapill (900338) · · 8 likes


He has continually been forum abusing my faith. Sends me racist mails.

He's hiding in Switzerland. ..been offline an hour.

Mug him....hosp him now and I'll pay you well...very well.....just prove your action.

So if in Switzerland. ..get him.

This guy has no idea how much hell I,m beginning to rain on him....with my 14 years of gaming friends.

I'm a flamer poster at heart....but only flame shitposting haters....like him


Elton John · · 3 likes


I am SO psyched!!!

Just got 4 tickets to the "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" final Elton tour for September 15th in Buffalo NY.

What is your favorite EJ album...and why?

Mine is "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy"

My reason is that my step-sister introduced me at age 13 to some of her cheerleader friends and my "world" changed for good...OH SO GOOD....listening to that album in the back seat of a few cars lol ;)

"Sweet Freedom Whispered in my Ears"......but at that age...not nearly "roped and tied"

Sweet Sweet memories....and can't wait for September!!!!

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Bookie scamming real ·


Stupid post Bogie.....I don't lie about this chyt.



Thanks alot.

Fu*k you and **** corrupt torn......14 years...goodbye torn forever.

Bookie scamming real · · 1 like


Tried....arrogant prick refused to dig deeper.

Bookie scamming real ·


Lol....but my teams won....why sue them?

Bookie scamming real · · 5 likes


The last 2 weeks I made good bets....last was game 4 Houston Rockets -5.5......and they won by like 13 or 17. POSITIVE I Took Houston but my bet AFTER the game was changed to Utah and loSt 50 mill when should have won over 100 mill.



Happened like a week or 2 ago when I took the Red Sox over the Angels and won big money.....but after the Sox won my bet was changed to the Angels and lost big $$ again.

These are just to examples....but happened more times too.

When you have little $$ you make DAMN sure you bet your gut correctly and make sure your choice you make is the one you want and AM positive my bets were reversed after I won on big bets.

Of course I have lost legitimate bets...that"s why it's called gambling....but I have got ripped off a few times last couple weeks...asked pop top for help and was guided to the staff member  in charge of bookies and was sent a mail that proved  my case...but was unable to copy to paste my proof over and ovet....then his maIL was edited to makeep my proof dissappear....and was then told logs cannot be edited.

I call staff corruption.....and my friends KNOW I don't lie.



I want my rightfully gained $$ or I quit

OK......now come with the whiner insulting posts..ga me is full of mean *******s.....I expect it.

But I swear this is true. Corrupt crap.


2018 NHL Playoffs ·


Screw hockey..CELTICS! !!!

Kenny Wayne Shepard "live" Voodoo Chile ·


50 years  ago....chyt...wow!!!

Best Rock drummer ever? ·

Best Rock drummer ever? ·


Phil Collins...In the Air Tonight.....not a solo but one of the best and worldwide known drum influenced  songs EVER ;)

One of the best kickass blues videos EVER!! ·


Gary Moore and Albert Collins togther...wow they bleND awesome!



Gary Moore : Too Tired

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3OejRj_hFIU 


How did you find Torn? · · 1 like


Was playing the old...but now gone game Fall of Nations....and followed the crew here..joined the first 39th crew with Clansy...Thug life and MoNkey....and we ruled early. Was FUN...but my game strategy has changed. ..used to be 11LbWalleye. Now CaptainAssClown. ...cuz it's about fun now morE than fighting to be #1 like in all my early game days. 

LOVE torn and how it has evolved...TOTAL RESPECT.

But now it's just about longtime friends...meeting new ones cautiously. ...and having fun.

If you use this site right....many different ways to play the style you enjoy.

I just hate the obvious multi hate chyt posters that have bloomed and allowed to keep posting....and racist posting allowed and staff defending them when you have a real and valid complaint....but they just bla me you the intelligent reporter.

Makes Torn look TOO desperate to keep multis and racist pigs.

Other than that.....I luv this game. I can handle the evil minded pricks.....got over 14 years of friends...

New players....if abused....mail me...but just suck it up and be patient and find REAL friends...smartly...takes time if you love the game.

Peace

Scott

Queensryche ·


I really like their harder hitting songs....but this song

...Silent Lucidity hits me in my heart. Beautiful.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw


I AYYACKED CHEDBURN ·


Worst multi post I ever saw.....so obvious

....fa*k

The Fools : Life Sucks Then you Die ·


A parody/comical type band but they opened for Van Halen one whole tour....so their no joke...just unique.

The lyrics to this song crack me the fawk up!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uRduB40_w7k


Coachella 2018 · · 1 like


It would be more like a "flipper slap" than a "grab" from a sealion.....but that would make me search and chase too ;)

Prince video just released ·


But Rick James was a sick controlling evil prick. He was fom Buffalo NY....as am I

He had a threesome...his girl and some other girl and they got done and Ricky and his girl burned the other all over with a hot crack pipe.....scarred for life....

Talented musician....but a scumbag of a person.



I knew his brother well...has his own gold record but for Jazz and was a very nicE humblE giving human being.

Rock was digusting hateful person off stage.

Prince video just released · · 1 like


Most people know that Prince wrote "Nothing Compares 2 U" for Sinead O'Conner......but they just released Prince version..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGA0azFdCs


What are you listening to? · · 1 like


Wow!.I really and truly like these guys. Also love the album artwork. Kinda trippy and very well put together song.

I hooked

Now listening too another My Sleeping Karma song...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xYUm8PQ1Q


Best overlooked 70's bands ·


Montrose : Rock Candy....early 70s with Sammy Hagar on vocals and Ronnie Montrose on lead guitar .

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtDO3qBo72M

Montrose : Bad Motor Scooter

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tk52nGxF-jc


Best overlooked 70's bands ·


Never heard that before

...but it is "really really" good!!!

DUDE V OFFICIAL CAT OV TORN · · 1 like


Which ""fur"?

Might wanna get that looked at..

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