OleDirtySnitch

[684633] Level 61 Legendary Mercenary

JFK JFK™ ZoomerApprentice Chef at Just Fer DonutsMarried to Naomi

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

OleDirtySnitch is a level 61 player in JFK who signed up on 6 Feb 2008. Their standout stat is Criminal offenses: #20, top 0.0043% of ranked players.

#20 for criminal offenses top 0.0043% of ranked players
#17 for theft offenses top 0.0037% of ranked players
Signed up 6 Feb 2008 (18 years ago)
21 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 61; #34,382 tied with 841 others top 1.4%; +11 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,798; #68,602 tied with 98 others top 2.8%
Awards: 582; #1,358 tied with 53 others top 0.12%; +5 since Jan
Networth: $54,622,545,858; #2,981 top 0.13%; +5,715,110,987 since Jan
Xanax taken: 6,356; #2,306 tied with 1 other top 0.88%; +459 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 2,821; #3,449 top 2.8%; +637 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 4,184; #685 top 0.28%; +222 since Jan
Attacks won: 29,148; #684 top 0.063%; +855 since Jan
Defends won: 3,646; #1,659 top 0.25%; +227 since Jan
Revives given: 149; #14,087 tied with 41 others top 18%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 5,713; #1,642 tied with 1 other top 0.97%; +2 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 419,019; #20 top 0.0043%; +24,286 since Jan
Races won: 976; #3,749 tied with 4 others top 2.8%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,488; #18,018 tied with 16 others top 8.3%; +17 since Jan
Time played (days): 72; #14,951 top 1.1%; +2.4 since Jan

What stands out 6

#20

Crime

Criminal offenses

419,019 top 0.0043%

#17

Crime

Theft offenses

291,924 top 0.0037%

#100

Missions

Mission credits earned

156,869 top 0.0095%

#684

Combat

Attacks won

29,148 top 0.063%

#2,981

Economy

Networth

$54,622,545,858 top 0.13%

#113

Missions

Contracts completed

3,299 top 0.034%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 8

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#857tied with 6 others

Combat

Elo rating

tied with 6 others

2,862 top 0.045%

#1,128

Combat

Total attack damage

139,675,494 top 0.071%

#247

Crime

Counterfeiting offenses

38,210 top 0.077%

#1,308

Combat

Attack hits

109,432 top 0.08%

#1,043

Combat

Critical hits

22,843 top 0.082%

#593

Combat

Attacks lost

3,325 top 0.085%

#93

Combat

Special ammo used

161,102 top 0.13%

#60

Combat

Piercing ammo used

46,505 top 0.14%

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+11	50	61
Awards	+5	577	582
Networth	+5,715,110,987	$48,907,434,871	$54,622,545,858
Xanax taken	+459	5,897	6,356
Energy drinks used	+637	2,184	2,821
Energy refills	+222	3,962	4,184
Attacks won	+855	28,293	29,148
Defends won	+227	3,419	3,646
People busted	+2	5,711	5,713
Criminal offenses	+24,286	394,733	419,019
Times traveled	+17	1,471	1,488
Time played (days)	+2.4	69.6	72

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 6,356; #2,306 tied with 1 other top 0.88%
Energy refills: 4,184; #685 top 0.28%
Energy drinks used: 2,821; #3,449 top 2.8%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,649 tied with 7,798 others top 100%
Boosters used: 1,075; #1,382 tied with 4 others top 0.98%
Elo rating: 2,862; #857 tied with 6 others top 0.045%
Best damage: 17,326; #3,145 top 0.22%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 40 · archived: 21 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

Chugging Booze = Random Chance at Boost Suggestions · 11 Mar · 0 replies
Crime 2.0 Perks Suggestions · 13 Dec 2024 · 0 replies
Annual Subscription - Subscriber Status Bugs & Issues · 27 Nov 2020 · 3 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Heroic Mercenary → Legendary Mercenary between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Faction position Alpha → Zoomer between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Reached level 60 between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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