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Goodbye Torn[Winner] · · 14 likes


Keep your shit.  I'll keep my dignity.

Ponies · · 96 likes


I want a pony. Is this too much to ask?

Racing: More verbose events · · 76 likes

Hi guys,

This happened for me yesterday:

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Looks common and boring but this is now the Class C world record.

Means nothing to most people I know but that is actually quite an achievement and I would love to be able to store the event if it was something like:

"You came 1st in the Uptown race beating your previous class C record by x.xxxS. Congratulations you now have the fastest time in this class!".

...or something like that.

I know you have done this already, we get told if we have beaten our best lap time. Thumbs up for that.

Surely it would be some easy tweaking for that script to incorporate more info?

$500,000 for good jokes · · 8 likes


I want clean jokes. Hopefully one-liners.

Jokes you can say to kids and are still funny.

eg: I sold my vacuum cleaner on ebay last week. It was just gathering dust.

I'll pay half a mill if you can make me laugh :)

Trust me :)

Halloween give away is bulshit ! · · 24 likes


Stop whining. R-

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TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 2 likes

Please kindly donate me 15 mil to buy Ranch. I wishes to stay. I am 7 years old. ·

Here's a radical solution:  Try actually playing the game.

URT Summer Rally 2026: Qualification Thread · · 1 like

Whacky races

 

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[Userscript & WebApp] MoDuL's Pit-Guru · · 2 likes

I've used this script for a couple of weeks to help the dev and it is very impressive.  Easily switched on and off.

 

The sheer amount of data available and different ways of displaying it are a bit daunting.  Make no mistake, this is no small script.

 

It is very well put together, there are a lot of options to view racing data by track/car etc far too much stuff for me to say here.

 

I recommend any serious racer in Torn give this a try and direct any questions or feedback to https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=4022159

 

This gets a big +1 from me.

 

p.s. posted this in another forum to this thread already but deserves repeating.

[Userscript & WebApp] MoDuL's Pit Guru · · 2 likes

I've used this script for a couple of weeks to help the dev and it is very impressive.  Easily switched on and off.

 

The sheer amount of data available and different ways of displaying it are a bit daunting.  Make no mistake, this is no small script.

 

It is very well put together, there are a lot of options to view racing data by track/car etc far too much stuff for me to say here.

 

I recommend any serious racer in Torn give this a try and direct any questions or feedback to https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=4022159

 

This gets a big +1 from me.

[75 R+] Bookie Icon ·

Just FYI that picture you posted is not available where I am (UK),

 

 

See?  You need to host it somewhere else.

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 1 like

Shameless bump.

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 2 likes

To the top!

Torn HoF Elite Rankings - 89,464 Players Ranked (Mar 2026) · · 6 likes

Who'd have thought in the old days how much kudos RS would carry?

 

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Faction Crime suggestion · · 4 likes

I'm only here for the beer.  

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 2 likes

Shameless bump.  Baldr's guide is the best.

Spin the Wheel gone (PC and Mobile) · · 1 like

Not working here.

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 1 like

bump!

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 3 likes

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 2 likes

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 1 like

Had to search for ages to find this thread.

 

What is under the hood of your Tanprice? · · 3 likes

I used T3 for years with great success.  After thinking long and hard about it I decided to test T2.  It seems more logical for the track.

Been T2 for the last few months.  Think I may go back to the illogical T3.

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr · · 2 likes

Back to the top !!!!

TORN Racing FAQ - Baldr ·

Shameless bump

 

Racing. Missing persons. ·

Yeah I'm posting on the wrong thread.  Plz don't ban me.