Hessian

[8030] Level 86 Heroic Punchbag Federal

Observed 16 Sep 2026 · 12 days ago · Torn public profile

Hessian is a level 86 player who signed up on 18 Jan 2005. Their standout stat is Times hospitalized: #1,802, top 0.089% of ranked players.

#1,802 for times hospitalized top 0.089% of ranked players
#1,222 (tied with 1 other) for times jailed top 0.14% of ranked players
Signed up 18 Jan 2005 (21 years ago)
Federal as last observed · Fed history

Key numbers

values observed 16 Sep 2026 · 12 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

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Level: 86; #16,338 tied with 494 others top 0.66%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,911; #514 tied with 17 others top 0.021%
Awards: 289; #40,761 tied with 206 others top 3.5%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $18,072,992,217; #14,483 top 0.62%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,866; #19,914 tied with 9 others top 7.6%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,111; #12,447 tied with 10 others top 5%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,378; #59,686 tied with 26 others top 5.5%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 1,795; #3,849 tied with 4 others top 0.57%; 0 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 3,011; #3,654 top 2.2%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 725; #5,754 tied with 10 others top 4.2%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 407; #56,545 tied with 83 others top 26%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 15.2; #61,882 top 4.4%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,802

Hospital

Times hospitalized

16,070 top 0.089%

#1,222tied with 1 other

Jail

Times jailed

tied with 1 other

2,338 top 0.14%

#2,013

Combat

Rounds fired

390,796 top 0.22%

#14,483

Economy

Networth

$18,072,992,217 top 0.62%

#1,387

Combat

Defends lost

16,092 top 0.069%

#1,677

Profile

Forum posts

2,020 top 0.56%

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1,675

Combat

Attack misses

57,549 top 0.099%

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 16 Sep 2026 · 12 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,866; #19,914 tied with 9 others top 7.6%
Energy refills: 1,111; #12,447 tied with 10 others top 5%
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 0; unranked
Elo rating: 1,002; #212,318 tied with 5,437 others top 11%
Best damage: 5,344; #28,998 tied with 8 others top 2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 16 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 2,020 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Fed history

Fedded players ›

FEDERAL · TEMPORARYPARTIAL

“Account held until further notice”
Torn's public status text

Fedded between December 2022 and January 2026 (after the account's last action, before TornLife saw it Federal).

Torn's public status as observed by TornLife · last seen Federal 16 Sep 2026 · confidence PARTIAL (Federal in every observation; it began before TornLife first saw the account)

The only reason TornLife states is Torn's own public status text. How fed records work

No changes observed yet. TornLife's history starts in January 2026 and grows with each observation (about every five weeks).

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