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962m Giveaway - First 80 people to post will win

Started by Kapten_Klitoris [1873683] on in Fun & Games.

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  • Naako [482424] · 10 likes ·
    Good prank :) You carefully move up to Kapten_Klitoris's Private Island and plant the paper bag filled with dog poop on their doorstep. You spark your lighter and bring the flame to the paper bag. Without hesitation you knock on …
  • GeorgeCostanza [1882094] · 4 likes ·
    Present - Donator Pack. Open Geez... I'm still tempted even after reading, but maybe its a bad idea... EDIT: screw it, opening it! You have removed the contents of the Present and placed them with your other items. Woohoo! gamble …
  • Soldier-x [1553098] · 4 likes ·
    Wow im so grateful for the horse head... Cheers man... Lotto win and horse head today, im on a roll :)

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Kapten_Klitoris [1873683] · #1 · edited

First of all, to everyone that i ever mugged here in TC, im very sorry and i hope you all did makeback for the loss that i might have caused you. After a while, i have realized i have walked the wrong path during my visit in Torn. I cannot pay back everyone i have mugged sadly, cuse i cant remember all of you.

So i was thinking i could do some kind of giveaway, and i really hope some of my victims find this thread and apply to them. Further im not gonna mug anyone again unless valid reasons, and will try to play like regular people. Sorry everyone for the loss i might have caused you. I feel very ashamed i hope i can give something back to the community.

Im gonna give away the following items.

Prizes:

10 Donator Packs [image: image.prntscr.com]

10 Feathery Hotel Coupon [image: image.prntscr.com]

30 Erotic-DVD [image: image.prntscr.com]

Grand prize: One winner

[image: image.prntscr.com]

Rules: The first 50 different people to post on this thread, will win a prize. You Don't need a valid reason, just post and i will randomly send you a prize once 50 people have posted on this thread.

Grand prize: Post a short note why you need the Dual Hammers (they are pretty awesome)

Edit: Extended by further 30 DVDs
Pachico [2066685] · #6 · edited

i'd take the Edvds for power training if u don't mind

Edit: i need the dual Hammers so i can compete with Champion's gold AK
Llyne [2064909] · #12 · edited

I want the hammers so one day, using those two, i will mug you and make justice for all the souls suffered because of you. Then u will feel the true redemption :P
Monumental [2068794] · #19 · edited

Hello guys



I don't think I need the dual hammers right now but I think I would benefit from them later on in my torn life so it would be a good item to have thanks for the giveaway and good luck everyone
Ampheromine [2065865] · #20 · edited

hope this works. i want those hammers so i can win the noob contest and bathe in the blood of my foes.



edit: ****ing bullshit