I'm #32 on defends won and #29 on hand-to-hand according to Tornstats, but the amount of inactive on the defends HoF gets me to like #25 last time I checked.
So I'm going to do something probably retarded.
I'm going to buy defends without weapons and see if I get Boxer. Looking at the numbers, I should rise in hand-to-hand rank faster than on defends.
Dear bogie if you decide to make one for Items Trashed please call it something sexy like Environmentalist or Recycler instead of Dumper, this is my only worry, thank you in advance.