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SwiftTitan [1032989] Level 91 Nub Army Nub Nub

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Faction Of Fragile Egos · · 54 likes

15 days old trying to start a company and then making posts like this in GD does not lend to a good mindset. 

 

I'm willing to bet the other side of this story is very differen and probably much more accurate than yours....and paints you in a very different light. 

A slap on the wrist · · 15 likes

The soapbox virtue signaling self-righteous victim complex is crazy. 

 

I'm willing to bet you and people who think like you have made significantly worse threats and comments to people than the things you complain about, which was already dealt with and collectively condemned by literally every single player on that thread. 

 

Nobody argued with you yet somehow you're still here talking about it. It's not even about that issue anymore, this is just about you. 

fuck · · 3 likes

The rare triple crown of three reply upvotes in a row. 

Take the damn fruitcake. · · 36 likes

 

I've never had this many people send me fruitcakes in a row before. 

 

Apparently I really, really wanted to stay in jail. 

 

I can't tell if I'm a prison bitch or just retarded and keep giving away get out of jail free tickets. Either way, you're welcome to everybody trying to get that mission completed lol. 

The unluckiest person alive.. :'') · · 35 likes

I prefer to just list them on my bazaar in bulk and then get brutally buy mugged. 

 

More efficient. 

Recent archived posts

Chance to get book in subscriber rewards made public ·

I would be so pissed getting a LBC as a sub reward. 

 

Take that item off lol. 

Beep ·

Imagine double reserving your own post for an issue that doesn't even take 20 min to resolve lol.

Addiction Mitigation Merit · · 3 likes

This should be titled "Things not to waste your merits on at lvl 18" 

What took you way too long to figure out? ·

 

I literally didn't take Xanax for the first 14 years of my account life.....

 

So I'm basically a 3ish year-old account stat-wise xD

PSA: DO NOT OVERBUMP! · · 1 like

 

You thought four bumps an hour was bad....

Comedy Gold · · 4 likes

Lol I actually enjoyed reading this and thought it was a fun little novel approach to troll a scammer. 

 

Added to the target list for fun. 

Torn City Slander ·

There HAS to be two people running this dude's account. 

 

Half the time he's funny, the other half it's like an actual retard took over the account and I want him forum banned.

Torn City Slander · · 4 likes

 

Just based on my activity log of liking and disliking every other post of his apparently I just have to R+ this one. 

 

Even looking at his karma which is pretty much half of his posts. He seems to follow a strict rule of one "good" post for each of shit post. 

The Torn Tough Talker · · 3 likes

There's zero chance I'm reading all of that. 

 

The first couple sentences are already the ramblings of an idiot. 

 

Next. 

Public statement from Conspiracy Theorists [Eliminations] · · 1 like

I can't tell if this is satire or not. 

The Morga6 Scam · · 2 likes

I'm not reading all of this shit. 

 

I got to page three and gave up. 

 

OP seems severely dimwitted.... But did he actually get scammed or not?

High low merit rage thread · · 1 like

Oof

. · · 2 likes

Pretty much anytime somebody screams homophobia or racism on here..... The exact opposite is true. 

Do Not Vote for Bumbi for Elims Captain ·

I can't tell if this is reverse psychology or not. 

 

Vote for Bumbi?

Hi ·

Lol. 

 

Bro. 

TORN WHAT IF? DAY 2 · · 1 like

Idk what this said, but I'm immediately giving it an R+

Scammers ·

The amount of people in my enemies list with the term "but mugger" is way more than I want to admit....

Faction Mugger · · 1 like

Breaking news. 

 

Players attack each other. 

 

 

 

This will not go well... ·

I think this is the first time in 17 years I've seen him make a post that made logical sense. 

 

R+

Assassination attempt in the Caymans ·

20:04:02 - 28/08/26 You boarded a 0h 24m personal flight from Torn to Cayman Islands

 

Edit: Sad, he got out lol