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Meme Fest: Bloodbath and Beyond · · 104 likes

Making a thread to draw attention to yourself will definitely help.

Nukes land at Midnight · · 59 likes

"We can't really honor handshake agreements with previous leaders" is an awkward statement when you're leadership has been passed from one person to another consistently since the war. It really screams "Why on earth would you trust us?"

Where's my forums button? · · 16 likes


The top button is vastly preferable for mobile users, and those who check the forums while flying.

Blaze, yeah I will say it · · 47 likes

Sit down son, and let me tell you about stat enhancers....

I just had to stop by · · 44 likes

MeanMike is supposedly retiring. This is confusing from a WW perspective, as they are used to seeing their leaders banned for cheating.

Recent archived posts

It's a crime game. · · 1 like

It's a crime game, half the OPs are either drunk or on drugs and the rest probably should be. 

No0bsl4yer hits 1.5T stats in 1500 days ·

Beef and potato!

 

Nice work!

Leaving Torn, thanks for the good parts · · 11 likes

OP: "This community is really toxic"

 

Thread: NO U

Lame ass quitting thread · · 11 likes

To be honest, chinga quiting and his thread descending into a slur-hurling shitshow is the most appropriate tribute possible. 

Question for all of you what's your favorite torn lore fact? · · 8 likes

Probably the one about DN.

NUKE: $82b GONE & (NO) DOXXING! [upd 11] · · 7 likes

I hope Dealer is taking something strong for that migraine. 

Pride bigots... · · 4 likes

It's getting very difficult to discern between people that are talented trolls, and actual knuckel-draggers. 

 

Both tend to have all the value of a wet fart in a hot tub, so I suppose it hardly matters in the end.

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Which company should I join? - the guide · · 1 like

I have used this guide numerous times, very useful

Electrician needed!! · · 3 likes

They are referring either to childbirth or a truly  bizarre bathroom ritual.

Political Meme Dump · · 3 likes

Just....stop.

I dont get it ...... · · 4 likes

This shows that Mike can make a shitpost and still get 3 admins to respond. 

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 5 likes

The average homophobe spends more time thinking about (and referencing) dick than any gay man I have ever met.

SHAT DIRTY BOMB INCOMING · · 5 likes

I don't see why everyone is dancing on SHAT's grave here, this is the best most attention they've gotten that wasn't from cheating or scamming.

The Ultimate Dirty Bomb Drop · · 1 like

To me, the bombing and destruction of Helvete is still the most legendary. 

FULL E/N ARE NOW BLUE · · 1 like

dear god man you need to see a doctor.

Happy Juneteenth ·

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Happy Juneteenth · · 6 likes

Yes Collette, we know Lincoln was wishy washy on slavery, thank you for taking time away from your Stormfront livestream to tell us something we already know. 

 

It's also completely irrelevant to anything I said which is that he never owned slaves. He did not, and not even neoconfederate apologists seems to say that he did. 

Happy Juneteenth · · 1 like

I think you are conflating Lincoln and Jefferson, Lincoln never owned slaves while Jefferson was a slave owning child rapist. Jefferson had some qualms about slavery as far as his writing goes, but it never stopped him from raping Sally Hemmings.

 

It's true that Lincoln married into the slave-owning Todd family, but I'm not aware of any evidence (besides some neoconfederate garbage) that there were interactions there. 

[RW] The Rifle Company vs JUX HQ | Road to Diamond · · 2 likes

TRC is a good crew, it's great to see ya'll rise together.