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Below is a definitive guide of how to get the new job Honour called 'The Affronted'. Please do not read on should you wish to get the honour unaided.

Essentially you have to anger the job interviewer so that they become unwilling to interview you again for a few days. When I got the award, all interviewers were simultaneously angry with me. Below is a summary of what to do for each interview in order to obtain the honour.

Army (1) You need to successfully apply for the job and quit. (2) After quitting reapply for the job and follow this dialogue: I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! I don't understand. The stuff about the thing. Okay! Okay! Okay

Grocer (1) Follow this dialogue: What's it like working as a grocer? Is there anything else I should know? What do you do for fun? You, yourself? LARP? No really, what is LARP? Wow... That sounds seriously lame. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too?As... what? BwahahahahHahahaha

Casino (1) Like the army job, you have to join and then quit. (2) Follow this dialogue: I would like an interview You suck See ya Ok, Bye

Medical (1) You have to take the interview. The questions are randomly picked and you have to wait for the question that asks what to do about a patient who has been stabbed in the arm.You pick the option of taking the knife and stab him in the other arm. (2) Pick the options that antagonise the interviewer further and follow the rest of the dialogue to its conclusion. (3) As this is a random question it may be necessary to get the job, quit straight away and re-apply several times in order to get the trigger question.

Education (1) This follows the format of the medical interview. The questions are randomly picked and you have to wait for the question that asks what to do about a bully. You pick the option of getting your baseball bat out and beating the bully. (2) Pick the options to antagonise the interviewer further. (3) Again, you may need to get the job and quit several times to get the trigger question.

Law (1) Follow this dialogue: I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it?Will it take long to work my way up the ladder?What's the pay like? Oh yeh, that was me!Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. Yup, sorry. OBJECTION!Huh?OVERRULED!

The Award will show up straight after finishing the last interview. If you have done the above correctly and try two re-apply for the jobs over the next couple of days t will say the following

Army: "Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you!"

Grocer: "I don't want to talk to you. Please leave."

Casino: "You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office."

Medical: "I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again."

Education: "Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous."

Law: "I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here."

Full credit to DonKing [690444]

If you are struggling to annoy your interviewer then you have not been promoted make sure you get promoted first to make the trigger questions possible.

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Recruiting those who have aquired in excess of 80,000 in all working stats.

Pay will be $500,000 $1,000,000 daily + great working specials.
Salary is variable dependent on how the company is operating.
Rewards/bonuses will be paid out to loyal employees.

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I reserve the right to kick anyone out of the company without explanation.

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Hello, nice to see you here...

So who has missed this event, who needs merits from this event and who will spend the next fortune blowing themselves up.... BOOM!
Some of you would of never heard of this but I find it quite entertaining, I have partaken in 2 of these events one of which I blew myself up for the whole length of the competition costing a whopping $500,000,000.

One person starts infected [I nominate this guy] and you attack non infected people to infect them to make them become a zombie, there is an antidote item which gives you a chance of returning to a regular citizen.
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The Antidote is a Medical Item.
This antidote has varying results in reversing the effects of the TCX-59 pathological agent. It will have a far higher chance of success against underdeveloped strains of the virus. Please see enclosed notes before use.

I feel this would be fitting in perfect for June to coincide with World blood doner day. [image: gyazo.com] As it is the next attacking competition is in September. Possibly 100 up votes will see Ched's agreement to put this competition live.

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Make this bar clickable to open & close the warbase instead of it having to take up half the faction's main page when you have multiple wars going on


Something simple that I am sure a lot of factions will like :)

Ah.. late to the party....

 

Any cuticorns left? 

 

Thanks for the war efforts both sides, was fun!

 

Now to prepare for week 3 of back to back!

It's expensive?

 

You can stop any time.

We slacking in here..