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ChillySpunc [1905415] Level 100 Traveling Maiden Voyage MV Drunken Sailor
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Crimes 2.0 is f**king awesome, it seems like the rewards will be great for helping noobs progress rather than locking everyone into the same safe crimes.
Want a new experience to grind merits? Migrate. Want a boring, sterile environment to grind merits? Don't migrate.
But I suppose now you've posted, you will get all sorts of passive hatred, bounties and hosping and you will be a drama queen about that too.
There is zero tolerance against bigotry and dumb f**ks who talk shit for no reason.
But hey, you are getting the attention you crave.
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A toxic Torn player? I don't believe such a thing can exist.
Sorry, who are you and why are you announcing you're a multi?
Did you really think you're the first person to ever use a VPN to create multies? I bet you also had the genius idea to use different email addresses.
None of this will stand up in court, we demand to speak to your team of lawyers so ChatGPT can come up with a rebuttal.
At least we know bogie has one, you just are one.
Off you fuck then, you won't be missed.
Ah yes, antagonise the person with the power to fed you. Have you ever thought that maybe the only reason you're back is because he did his job and determined that there wasn't enough evidence and that accusing you of cheating isn't the same as punishing you for cheating?
Also, this is an online game, who gives a fuck how a court of law works? If they want to fed you they can, they don't need evidence, the fact that they don't just fed you shows they're competent at their job.
Does it feel bad because it's bad or because people are so used to having it so easy for so long? Torn isn't an idle game, things are meant to be effort.
Honestlly, I'm wondering if the reason crimes are so slow is the lack of adoption and meta forming, I imagine if people were making a lot more money they'd be more inclined to release more crimes. But also, as seen with the releases they actually release functional and they're decent so maybe taking their time with development is just the right path for now.
The most amusing part is these crimes that people are crying about not being financially viable are more financially viable than old crimes and they're still only supposedly noob crimes.
B-b-b-but outdated metas and an unwillingness to learn something new told me that Crimes 2.0 doesn't pay.

Holy moly, never stop learning in Torn I suppose.
Your account is 5 years old and you're still doing education?
The only perk of the old system is simplicity but if you want literally anything else it's best to move over to the new system before you're eventually forced over.
You mean you're too lazy to put effort in to crimes and because you're too lazy you can't participate in OCs that are fruitful? The problem is you, not the crimes.
There are definitely people still on the old system but if you are you're wasting your time.
"If a faction does not compete in a ranked war for around six weeks, they will be unranked outright, with a warning a week beforehand. Re-enlisting will cause the faction to be re-assigned a rank at matchmaking time."
So the faction will just be reassigned the previous rank they had, no decay at all? No wonder we have dog shit factions sitting in diamond and plat farming loot they don't deserve.
I don't do RWs because it's not a fun system. And your faction is not long standing, it was clearly set up purely to be a cache farm.
If you want to rank down simply don't enlist for a couple months but your faction won't don't that because it's a cache farm.
I have absolutely zero sympathy for blatant cache farms. People like you are why systems end up so broken, you want the highest reward with the lowest effort. If you can't hack it at Plat drop down and farm some lower level factions.