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NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize · · 21 likes


Living in your private islands it is easy to forget the difficulties of starving noobs in their shacks and ranches. These noobs lack access to basic necessities like fresh xanax and wholesome erotic dvd's. Without these necessities, they often end up hospitalized as victims of violent persecution. With a small donation of only $10 million per month, only about 330k per day, you can help provide these necessities to a starving KillerDa. That's pocket change to a wealthy player like you. With your $10 million monthly donation to the KillerDa foundation, you will recieve a personal message from a real KillerDa that you have helped. Donations can be sent to id 1980271. Representatives are ready 24 hours per day, seven days per week to take your donation.

Bunnies vs Kitties - Mafia - Game Over · · 18 likes


General info:

The game begins November 9. Only baddies can talk to each other outside the thread, except as expressly stated by me. Day/Night switch occurs 3:00 A.M. T.C.T. If there are enough people, I may throw in some neutrals. There is always the possibility of mini games, if I think of any (This is my first mafia I have hosted.)

The bunny field was safe until the cat lady moved in. The bunnies tried to make friends with the kitties, but the kitties wanted to make dinner out of the bunnies. It was a slaughter. One day the mighty bunnicula decided to put a stop to it, and decided to show the cat king who was boss. He went into the cat lady's house, and did this to the cat king:

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Clearly, the kitties could no longer hunt bunnies by day, for fear that such an incident would reoccur. Soon, the bunnies had retaken the bunny field. The kitties, however, needed vengeance. The cats dressed as bunnies by day, and vowed to hunt the bunnies by night, when a cat's senses are sharpest. The bunnies decided to vote off the imposters, one at a time, and execute them by throwing them in the brier patch.

Bunny Characters:

Fluffy bunny - No special abilities.
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Peter Rabbit : Does not die if he is thrown into the brier patch.

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Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog -

Will kill anyone who attacks him at night, and will survive such attack, unless the attacker uses a holy hand grenade of antioch.

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bunnicula: once every three nights, can resurrect a bunny. This bunny remains enthralled to bunnicula, and must vote according to his wishes until bunnicula resurrects a new bunny. Bunnicula can communicate privately with his current thrall. If bunnicula dies, his current thrall also dies. If a thrall has special powers, bunnicula does not control the use of these powers.

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Roger Rabbit: This rabbit has an inquisitive mind after a long search for who framed him. Once a night, he can put his mind to use to investigate someone to find their role.
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Kitty roles:

Camo kitty: Due to his excellent disguise, this kitty appears to be a bunny type the first time he is investigated. This kitty is told the first time it is investigated, and decides what type of bunny it was camouflaged as, but is not told who the investigator is.

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cat killer: This cat does the killing every night. He loves it!

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Cat King: This guy got super mad about being mishandled by Bunnicula. He decides who the killer cat kills each night, ruling from atop his great fuzzy throne.

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Cat Grenadier:

Begins the game with one "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" Once every three nights, he can craft a "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" Any night, including the night he crafts it, if he has a holy hand grenade, he may lob it at a bunny to destroy it. To use it, he must message me "1,2,3, throw holy hand grenade at (name of bunny)" If the number of the counting in the message is less than three, the bunny shall have time to escape. If the number of the counting is more than three, the Cat grenadier shall explode and die. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. If the cat grenadier dies with unused holy hand grenades, they become the property of the cat king, who can use them or dispense them as he sees fit. If the cat king has died or dies, they become the property of the cat killer, and finally the camo cat. Holy Hand Grenades are the ONLY method of killing the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, except day voting. Kills with holy hand grenade are separate and in addition to any normal night kills by cats.

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Good luck everyone!

Donald Trump is a terrible President. · · 29 likes


These are in order of how I happened to think of them, not order of importance. There are plenty of links to the things I talk about, so if you don't like my sources, choose alternative ones.

1. Trump, with the support of congress, kills the "Stream Protection Rule" allowing mining companies to pollute local waterways in a manner that has been shown to cause substantial harm to local populations. goodbye-stream-protection-rule

2. Trump chose Betsy DeVos as secretary of education, although she knows nothing about education. betsy-devos-confirmation-education-policy She makes false statements about the graduation rates of failed cyber schools she herself previously invested in, betsy-devos-graduation-rate-mistake and has plagiarized an Obama Administration official in her responses to written policy inquiries from congress betsy-devos-plagiarism-obama-official/

3. Trump implemented an travel ban that prohibited visa holders and green card holders from certain countries from entering the United States. This was done without warning, such that many people boarded planes lawfully and then were detained upon landing. Federal courts have blocked his order, pending further review, and it is likely that they will be deemed to be unlawful. Trump attempted to delegitimize the Judges who ruled against him, on Twitter. trump-travel-ban-update

4. Trump made accusations of mass voter fraud, with absolutely no evidence to back them up. He claimed that 3 to 5 million people voted illegally, and vowed to have a massive investigation. donald-trump-voter-fraud-charles-schumer-elijah-cummings It appears he will not be delivering on that promise however, likely in part due to the massive outcry of members of his own party, who say his allegations have no basis in fact. trump-executive-order-voter-fraud-quietly-stalled

5. Trump's press secretary, Sean Spicer, blatantly lied to reporters about inauguration numbers while calling reporters dishonest. One of Trump's top advisers, Kelly Ann Conway, supported Spicer, claiming that he was just citing alternative facts. fact-check-inauguration-crowd-size Spicer's numbers have been debunked as false, but no source for them has yet been revealed. There are facts and fictions. Not alternative facts.

6. During the election, Trump actually asked a Russia, a foreign power, to become involved in our politics by hacking his opponent's emails. trump-urges-putin-hack The United States intelligence community agrees that Russia did in fact interfere with the US election, in order to help Trump win. Actual Intelligence Report Trump then claimed, without evidence, that the intelligence community is wrong, in spite of leaders of his own party disagreeing with him. top-intelligence-official-trump-wrong-russia-meddled-2016-article Next he appointed a secretary of state who has close ties to Russia, what-did-russia-give-to-trumps-secretary-of-state-pick-rex-tillerson/ and has in his prior work, financially supported lobbying against sanctions against Russia and then lied about it to congress. tillerson-exxon-sanctions-russia-iran/ Furthermore, a high ranking and well respected former British intelligence officer has issued a report claiming that Russia has the information and ability to blackmail Trump. these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia

7. While there is not a substantial number of Supreme Court decisions perfectly defining the issue, it is likely that Trump is in violation of the Emoluments Clause of the United States Constitution. trump-foreign-payments-constitution-lawsuit This clause prohibits payments from any foreign government to any U.S. Official, and is generally understood to prohibit payments for services even if those services are unrelated to one's role in government. This is intended to keep U.S. officials purely loyal to the U.S. For example, we would not want a foreign power saying: If you give my country a great trade deal, we will use the construction company you personally own to build all our roads. This could encourage an official to act out of his own pecuniary interest rather than for the country, so the Constitution provides essentially that when you accept a U.S. office, you give up a chance to profit from foreign governments. Trump owns businesses that profit from foreign governments, which most legal scholars believe violates this clause. This is exacerbated by the fact that we do not know how deep his financial ties to foreign powers are, due to his breaking a prior promise to release his tax returns. top-trump-aide-indicates-promise-release-tax-returns-will-be-broken.

There are so many more, but I have run out of time for now. I will return to add some if I get a chance.

Bunnies vs Kitties - Mafia - Game Over · · 8 likes


"Bobby the bunny sat on a hill top watching the rest of the bunnies have fun.
So he decided to make a eulogy for himself.
*to be placed on my grave when I die*

Bobby was a worker, a poster and a good bunny
Too bad Killerda was just too scrutiny
It all started with bobby dabing
then the cat lord got stabbed
and killerda was finally sad" - Bobby

The rabbits gathered for mob justice. Cathead was their target. Who cares if PvPMaster declared him green?!?! His name had Cat in it, and that was enough. Bobby and zgreek couldn't bear to vote, so they gave each other a dying, and strangely erotic embrace, and jumped off the edge.

After watching this bizarre behavior, the bunnies pushed Cathead to the edge as well. "Kill me however you want, just please don't make me go in to the brier patch!" shouted Cathead coyly. Everyone pushed Cathead in, and he hopped off into the sunset, giving everyone the little middle rabbit finger. "Screw you guys, I have been here protecting the bunnies of this field for long enough. If you won't protect me when you knew damned well I was good, I am out of here."

Just as these last words were spoken, the sun dipped below the horizon, and all hell broke loose. Metal glinted as Zakattack whipped out his gold plated AK-47, and plugged rainbowsaurus. In a puff of fur and blood, he disappeared.

Rainbowsaurus died. He was a Roger Rabbit.

PinkiePie was only a moment later in finishing his newly constructed grenade. After a quick three count, he lobbed it at Dr. Zed, who exploded, leaving only his lucky foot behind.

Dr. Zed is dead. He was a fluffy bunny.

Cathead decided that after being betrayed by the bunnies, and accused of being a cat for days on end, life as a cat might not be so bad. He donned a cat costume, and started living as a cat... after several years, he started to forget that deep down below the costume, he was a bunny.

Remaining Cat Roles:
  1. Cat Grenadier PinkiePie
  2. Cat Killer ZakAttack418
  3. Camo Kitty Mujera
  4. Camo Kitty DonDantoni
GAME OVER

--- P.S. Sorry to end it prematurely, but with all the deaths at the end of the day, no bunny-friendly outcome was possible, and there seemed no sense in dragging it out for 24 or maybe even 48 more hours. Hope everyone doesn't think I was being too much of a hard ass to bobby.... he was literally chatting me when he failed to vote, then voted for tempest, and I warned him both would get him killed... the switch to himself was 10 seconds late, and thus was not counted. At any rate, numbers being what they were, the only chance for the rabbits was to kill PinkiePie today, or hope that the cats suddenly stopped voting and day-suicided.

$2 DOLLAR COMPETITION · · 8 likes


If I had $2, I could russian roulette and win $4. Then I could do it again and have $8. With $5 of my $8 I could buy a brick and resell it for $500, giving me $503. I could then buy 100 bricks for $5 each and resell those for $500 each giving me $500,003 dollars. Then I could buy $100,000 bricks over the next three years and sell those for $500 each, giving me $50,000,003. I could put that in russian roulette, win 4 games straight, and have $800,000,048. I could then buy an $800,000,000 private island, and give 24 people $2 each so that they can begin their journey towards a PI.

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Stat Enhancer Guide ·

Yeah. Imho the real question, for most people considering first time SE use, is when will this become more cost effective than the cans I can currently afford.  So a cost per stat comparison against the various cans would be quite useful. (For example, if you can only pound goose juice, I suspect it would take a very long time for SE to catch up in cost effectiveness.  If you can constantly pound taurine elite that would be a very different number.  *I am not eating SE's yet, and am not even regularly eating cans, as I drink alcohol pretty heavily to work on crime experience, although I plan to transition to cans, and ultimately SE's eventually, but knowing when to make that transition to SE's from a bang for your buck perspective would be useful.

 

Cans are not only for those in grocery store jobs, as you indicated earlier. That certainly has an impact on their effectiveness, but so do other factors.

All RW Armor, 420m skateboards · · 1 like

Another great trade with Tim! no hassles, no mug. A great and reliable trader!

All RW Armor, 420m skateboards · · 1 like

Fast, no hassle, no mug trade for a high value item. Good solid trader.

Friends buying Xanax @837k and top price for other items · · 1 like

Trade went through at the posted price without any mug attempt or drama. Good business.

DP's shouldn't be up for direct purchase · · 1 like

People can't spend unlimited money, because people don't have unlimited money. I cannot believe you want a business to voluntarily decide that there is a limit on how much people can spend at their establishment. I spend nothing on this game, and do just fine, but those that do are the reason it exists. As a business owner, however, your comment is so out of touch that it makes you seem like you might not have all your marbles.

Fedded Archives · · 46 likes

Bogie, I don't know you personally but I am so sorry you went through this.  The behavior of those who harassed you and your family and blackmailed you is totally ludicrous. I am sorry that you had to come here and talk about the very thing you were blackmailed about too.  Putting the facts out there was courageous and is far more than a bunch of people playing a video game are really entitled to expect in the way of explanation in a matter so personal.  Please know that, as much as there are some real reprobate jerks, there is also a wide community here who appreciates you and supports you.  I know it is easier said than done, but I hope you will not let the jerks get you down again.  I am glad that you have sought help and support for the psychological harm that they caused, and while I hope that you never find yourself in crisis again, if you do, I hope that you will lean into that good decision to seek support, as it can save you.  Your life is precious, and I am so glad that you are still here with us.  I'm rooting for you, and wish for all the best for you.  If I knew you in real life, I'd be making food and bringing it over to show my support and hopefully give a tiny bit of comfort after all they put you through.

NPC Photographer? · · 3 likes

I happened across a strange NPC named Photographer.  Naturally, I tried to attack him.  It throws a strange error that you can't attack him without a mission.  Anyone know what this strange being is about? Who lives in torn and can't be attacked?

Impossible to succeed crime · · 1 like

I don't know if this is a bug or not, but I have a Scamming crime where literally every option would be guaranteed to fully fail. Screenshot included. [image: snipboard.io]

Designer Drugs (More expensive, better results) · · 3 likes

I think it would be nice if it were possible to purchase designer drugs that are 2-3 times as expensive as their normal counterparts, but with better effects.  I think it is something that wealthy factions and players would pay for.  I think this would generate travel income for newer players while making a big cash sink for wealthier players.  Here are my suggestions (Note that Love Juice functions differently, because it is not really for sale through the game, and would need to be found):

 

Designer Xanax - OD risk only 25% of normal Xanax.

 

Designer Cannabis - Double the nerve gain & Double the OD chance of normal Cannabis.

 

Designer Vicodin - 1.5x the normal stat boost from Vicodin.

 

Designer Ecstasy - energy not lost on OD

 

Designer Opium - 50% faster Cooldown

 

Designer Ketamine - Half the loss to strength and Speed.

 

Designer LSD - Half the addiction points gained.

 

Designer PCP - No speed loss on OD.

 

Designer Shrooms - 50% faster Cooldown

 

Designer Speed - No speed & Str loss on OD.

 

Designer Love Juice - The first time you drink a bottle of designer love juice, you get the honor, "Is it supposed to be salty?" After that point, whenever you watch an EDVD, if you have a bottle of love juice in your inventory, you have the option to turn one bottle into "designer love juice."  Any time you drink a bottle of designer love juice, you get the message:  "This bottle of love juice is a bit thicker, stickier, and saltier than normal.  You decide not to think about the secret ingredient that made it 'Designer'. After all, you're running late for your St. Valentine's Day Massacre."  Otherwise behaves like normal love juice.

 

 

 

New merits/honours · · 3 likes

Honor Name: Hunter S. Thompson

Honor Requirement: OD 100 times

Optional additional requirement: Make a forum post that gets 100 likes

(The optional requirement would add the Gonzo Journalism to the obvious drug abuse).

New title for NPC looters · · 2 likes

R+

New Merit Upgrade - Seasoned Addict - Less OD's · · 6 likes

I just Overdosed on Xanax... again. We've mostly all been there. It got me thinking. There are lots of cool places to put merits for upgrades, but we could always use one more good one. I'd like to propose a new upgrade to throw merits into. Introducing ... (drum roll) ...

Seasoned Addict:
Reduces the chances of a drug overdose by 5%.

If you put 10 levels of merits in it, you'd OD half as often as normal. Now granted, the downside of this for some of us is that it would make a marijuana OD twice as hard to get, but I'd bet as annoying as OD's are, particularly while stacking, many of us would be happy to put some levels into reducing the chances of an OD.

Weaponize eggs ·

bump

Fed This Guy ·

will do.

Fed This Guy ·

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Weaponize eggs ·

bump

Weaponize eggs · · 9 likes

Some eggs are well and truly useless to some players. For example, I expect to have yellow eggs sitting in my inventory forever. I have a proposed solution: Let us equip them and throw them as a weapon!

There are three options, boring, medium, and awesome:

Boring but somewhat useful: Eggs could do damage like a grenade, and possibly have an "egg on your face" status effect for a short period, maybe that triggers when hit in the head.

Medium: Let eggs be thrown at someone's house, much like toilet paper.

Awesome: Eggs that are thrown in combat do negative what they do when eaten. (Yellow egg drains 10k happy, gold egg causes a person to lose 1% of each battle stat, etc.)

Whether you decide to do it the boring way, the medium way, or the awesome way, I think that eggs should be weaponized. How, in Torn City, do you give everyone eggs and not expect some portion of them to be thrown?

A petition to the Torn administration. ·

I liked chat 1.0 much better. I believe a true poll would bear out that most people agree. Unfortunately, your inclusion of a meaningless poll makes this thread pretty useless at demonstrating user opinion on the subject. I suggest removing it and putting in an actual poll, where people can vote on chat 1.0 or chat 2.0. That doesn't mean that the administration will do what the poll suggests, but it would gauge user thoughts on the subject.

New merits/honours · · 2 likes

Merit Deficit: Have less than 0 available merits.

I think that should be a new honor. I didn't know it was possible, but today I hit the -1 Merit mark!

Hookers n Blow 100% rw payout weekly ·

Fun for active hitters. Bump!