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Torn City Raceway: Please hyperlink the racers' · · 12 likes

As title says, it would be nice to have the competitors' name hyperlinked to their profile page.

Option to remain in city Jail · · 11 likes

This should be just like revives, we should have the option to decide whether or not to escape or be helped by only friends and family.

Poker Kick Mug - Allowed? · · 3 likes


The purpose of this ad is to publicly announce that Ralucakiss84 decided to kick me out of my seat at the poker table in order to mug me for 43 million!  How is this allowed! 

How many would you like to consume? · · 5 likes

It's very annoying to have to click a dozen or more times to have consumables like alcohol or candy. I would propose a field that asks how many you would like to consume....

Eat "12" big boxes of chocolate bars

Drink "max" beers

etc
etc.

Casino Bug: Leslie Kick to Face · · 1 like

I've noticed this bug for a while now. Every time that Leslie is about to kick you in the face you can simply click on another link and delay your hospital visit until such a time that you go back to the wheel.

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Racing Boosts for active watchers · · 2 likes

I'm proposing a small incremental boost, let's call it on demand nitro, for those who are actively watching their own race.

I see it working as follows: a randomized boost button pops up once per race for each racer for a small amount of time, let's say 5 seconds, where folks who are actually watching the race can press it and receive a small boost that could possibly make a difference in the overall race results.

Thoughts?

Can Slogan Competition ·

Goose Juice: When you choose to be obtuse.


Damp Valley: A mint rally for champs.


Crocozade: Florida, hold my beer.

Sort function: enemy/friend lists and User list ·

It would be useful to be able to sort these lists by level, last time the user was active, current status, crimes, age, etc etc.... They're currently sorted by default by the alphabetic description which is far from useful.

We should also be able to sort the results from the advanced search function which is also sorted alphabetically based on the user name...

Mission ·

Ok, he hit me in the leg as the second last attack.... thanks for confirming. However, this is more detail than what I can see when I click the link correct?  If so, let's just add that level of detail from now on.


Oh Jeez, just realized that I had "Simplified Logs" turned on.  Label and humiliate me as a noob; I deserve it.

Mission ·

I'm 75% sure that my finishing hit on this attack was a hit on the leg which is what was required for my current mission. Can someone please confirm? Even if I turn out to be wrong, I think it would be worth it to add where the attack actually hit in the attack logs, just an idea so these types of queries don't happen again.

Cheers and thanks,

https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=285f33db93e6b9164f888dcc4310dd1f

Mission details:

EstrangedExpert
You mind helping me with a bit of a personal problem? Don't worry it's nothing to do with my junk this time. See, there's this guy I hang with, used to be a great drinking buddy. An absolute riot.. But the last few months, he's a drip. He wails and whines about his wife, just cause she ran off with some guy that was better in a sack or something. What does that mean, anyway?

Look I'm not going to drone on at you with the details--it bores me just to think of it. I just want my happy drinking buddy back, so you gotta play Cupid...kinda, if Cupid was a violent psycho who beat up people's new boyfriends. Go visit this guy what ran off with the wife, and make it so he can't walk so good, cos I hear he's always getting his leg over or something. Putting Casanova in a wheelchair should cheer my pal right up!

Torn's Messiah- Easter 2019 · · 2 likes

ralucakiss84 kick mugged me at poker.
He banned me from sending him hate mail that carpetbagger.

He's spent 36% of his 1482 days of existence online.
Which has no doubt helped in acquiring his gold mine.

Does that make him our new Messiah?
Certainly hope not for our beloved dystopia. 



Thou shall kick mug poker players;
Thou shall pretend to be a woman;
Thou shall have more enemies than friends;

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·


61

Poker Kick Mug - Allowed? · · 2 likes


Fatty

Poker Kick Mug - Allowed? · · 3 likes


The purpose of this ad is to publicly announce that Ralucakiss84 decided to kick me out of my seat at the poker table in order to mug me for 43 million!  How is this allowed! 

Detective Agency ·


Come join a Detective Agency!!!  Looking for active players 

DUKE'S ISLAND GIVEAWAY #JUSTBURNIT ·


I'd burn the private islands so that the intellectually lazy Tornians who will undoubtedly win this giveaway get to stay in one of Duke's super speshul Shack.

Duke's Hammer ·


Context:

 

I have two missions on the go.  :

 

1.
Hammer TimeExpert
You notice all that construction stuff down the street? They're fixing up that building into something, I don't know what. But here's what I do know. There's somebody in management on that project who borrowed a ton from me a while back. And it's still borrowed, and I want it back. She doesn't answer when I call, and I don't know where to lay hands on her. 

So that's your job: find out where she is and impress upon her how important it is I get my money back. Impress it on her with a hammer--no other weapons. And be sure to leave a nice lump she can show to her friends. 
  •  Defeat 431604 using only a hammer.
2.  
A Thor LoserExpert
I bought a new hammer IamoR, check it out. Pretty sweet huh? It's not for building or nothin' I just like having something hard and heavy in my hand to whack people with. Makes a fight more personal you know what I mean? 

Thing is when I asked the store manager if she knew whether it was good for smashing legs, better for busting heads, or more space- siffically designed for cracking someone's elbow open, the broad just started crying and gave me her purse, and before I could say anythin' else she ran out into traffic and got hit by a bus. Poor woman. I dunno what came over her. Well, apart from the bus obviously. 

So yeah, I need to know what this hammer is good for. Is it a head hammering hammer, a leg hammering hammer, or a chest hammering hammer. Hit someone everywhere with it, and wherever feels nicest, that's where I'll use it. 
  •  Use Duke's Hammer to hit 14 different body parts during attacks (4/14)
Issue:  I used Duke's hammer to defeat my target but the mission was not accomplished.  I think it should have been given the fact that I used a hammer.  The fact that this hammer doesn't belong to me should be of no importance.  I left a nice lump as requested.

 

 

Please advise,

 

IamoR

 




Missing Xanaxs ·


Bought 3 x Xanax from a bazaar at approximately Tue 02:24:39 - 03/04/18 torn time, my money reflects that i've bought them but they haven't showed up in my items.

please advise.



thanks,

Buried CT Treasure- Casino pass ·


88,88

Guess the number of candy canes - Holidays '17 ·


218

Defeat Duke Mission ·


How can he not be defeated when he's in the hospital for, in accordance to the first screen shot, "Lost to Skar". "Lost" implies defeat in this case and since I was part of that group attack I believe this mission should count as complete. Furthermore, I attempted to complete the battle and was unable to do so since the fight simply ended. It didn't end because The Duke decided to go visit his grandmother at the hospital, no, it ended because he spend 25minutes in the hospital because he: "Lost to Skar".

If we're going to use semantics here, the definition of defeat,according to google, is: "win a victory over (someone) in a battle or other contest; overcome or beat.
"Lose" is the antonym of win and it's exactly what Duke did to Skar and he is therefore defeated.

I think it's completely fair to assume that the mission, "Defeat Duke, on your own or as part of a group attack" succeeded.

I would appreciate if this matter would be reconsidered.



v/r

Defeat Duke Mission ·


At this point I'd like to emphasize Duke's taunting in the mission text: You and me. Outside. Whenever you wanna brawl we're on it. Beat The Duke and you'll be rewarded handsomely.



Take that Duke.

Defeat Duke Mission ·


I accepted it two days ago, see new pichttps://imgur.com/a/TYNj3

Defeat Duke Mission ·


[image: imgur.com]Participated in a Fight that defeated Duke but it does not show up as completed...[image: imgur.com]

https://imgur.com/a/U4Oyk

https://imgur.com/a/cEmMn




Best Dressed Pet - Halloween 2017 · · 1 like


Also can't seem to put properly:



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