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Natalie Dormer Appreciation Thread · · 6 likes


A much needed Natalie Dormer. As my Nat folder nears one terrabyte, and the restraining order is in its final stages, I figure I could share some of my favorites. If you have a rare Nat, don't be scared to share! Adding more soon, connections pretty slow right now

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What book are you reading currently? · · 6 likes

House Of Leaves.

I swear to God, this thing creeps me out like nothing else ever has. I'd recommend it if you don't enjoy sleeping.

Flat Earth Appreciation 101 · · 4 likes


People don't actually think the earth is flat, right? This has to be the most elaborate troll of all time. Also, are flat Earthers just from America? I haven't seen any that didn't look like they had lived their entire lives in a trailer park. Huh, whatever.

Also, 3 mil to the person who can convince me that the earth is flat. And have you seen one of these idiots IRL? That should be a hoot. Thanks guys

Wish me Luck During Ophelia! · · 2 likes


In the path of the hurricane ophelia. Hope my trampoline stays in the country. More worried about my parachute herd tbh. Wish me luck!

True crime and serial killer enthusiasts? · · 1 like


Anyone else obsessed with true crime and serial killers? Anything from Manson to Bundy, share with us all the stories and strange facts. Also, I'm interested in interactions that you may have had with murderers or criminals.

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TORN - Hardcore or Casual? · · 2 likes

Couldn't agree more. Torn is a great teacher of patience, and without that I personally feel Torn would lose its charm.

What book are you reading currently? ·

Let me know how it goes!

New Sweet Shop Advice ·

Hello. Just wondering if I could get some advice to help out with my new company. Want to hit the ground running. What can I do to make it as effective as possible? Also advice on how to find employees would be great.
I have completed the business course. Thanks for any help you can give.

Sweet Shop Hiring ·

Hello. Looking for any active new players with low or mediocre stats for my sweet shop. Anyone is welcome.
Just apply and I will accept as soon as I can.

Pay starts at 1k and increases as profits increase. 100k bonus to all staff when we gain a star. Fair and even trains. Just apply through my account if you want to join.

Looking for a job:) ·

Hey man join my sweet shop if you want. I would recommend doing some starter jobs but I'll take anyone I can get. Ill pm you with details.

How To Get Partner into House · · 1 like

Hey, just quickly wanted to know how to get my wife into the same place as me. Just a quick guide would be handy. Thanks.

What book are you reading currently? · · 6 likes

House Of Leaves.

I swear to God, this thing creeps me out like nothing else ever has. I'd recommend it if you don't enjoy sleeping.

DUKE'S ISLAND GIVEAWAY #JUSTBURNIT ·


I'd burn the whole thing down. Send us all back to the stone age. Y'know, make us drop the facade and go back to mindlessly clubbing each other with sticks. Who needs all these new-fangled automatic weapons anyway? We should fight naked in the wilderness for food scraps like the founding fathers intended. Or something like that. 

What would you do without Torn? ·


Probably be a tiny bit more productive. Also, in real life I don't have to regret not selling my love juice for massive profit and instead keeping it, hoping that the price will rise. That and I wouldn't have an unhealthy obsession with xanax. 

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Incel Appreciation 101 ·


Wew lads. What is your opinion on incels? Before the whole Minnassian truck thing, I thought they were a funny, kinda pathetic group of virgins. But now...

You should probably stockpile weapons for the coming Incel Uprising. Or have a semi-attractive women tell them how pathetic they are.

Homework: Show your opinion on incels. Gimme what you got boys. 

Flat Earth Appreciation 101 · · 4 likes


People don't actually think the earth is flat, right? This has to be the most elaborate troll of all time. Also, are flat Earthers just from America? I haven't seen any that didn't look like they had lived their entire lives in a trailer park. Huh, whatever.

Also, 3 mil to the person who can convince me that the earth is flat. And have you seen one of these idiots IRL? That should be a hoot. Thanks guys

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY · · 1 like


To see a marching band

The Love Juice. · · 1 like


I read on the torn Facebook page that the LJ will last longer than just today. Didn't specify how long though... Make the most of it I guess :)

Do you watch anime? ·


The Netflix Godzilla anime film is pretty dope, I would recommend it. I generally don't like CGI in anime, but they really nailed it with this one.

EDIT: DEMONMAN CRYBABY IS AMAZING WATCH IT

god · · 1 like


Call me a roman soldier cos I'm finna nail this guy

god ·


I think about Jesus when I masterbante, where do I fit in?

Yours sincerely,

Muhammad Abdullah the 4th

I love memes ·


why this thread normie af

btfo grandad, take your pre-war nostalgia cart somewhere else

Guess the number of candy canes - Holidays '17 ·


147

EVIL ·


Multis are the root of all evil.

And people who think it's OK to fart in public. Being old is no excuse for gassing everyone in a fourteen mile radius of you.

I may be venting.