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Tornians Daily Jokes · · 7 likes

Hence,
Malvo = God

How to Troll a Guy into Changing his Name. · · 43 likes

So it all started with Snoop_Dog like all good stories start. Now look closely at that Underscore and the letters that Surround it. What appears is p_D.
[image: i.ibb.co]

Which also happens to look like Amran123's face.

At this point a great idea occured to me. p_D will be a brilliant name to for someone.
Thus began my Journey . I started modestly with a simple ad in trade chat.

"Selling Name : "p_D" pronounced Pud. A Malvo Original Creation. Only 45m."

But Since I am Malvo. Even Modest Efforts led to great Response and soon I was flooded with messages asking me the meaning of this Name.
But none of them was worth of my great creation. Untill Appeared in my chat Freaking.

[image: i.ibb.co]

And Thus through this modest conversation came to be the Conversion of Freaking to p_D.

To be honest Freaking in itself if a wonderful name but you cannot deny the absurd attractivness p_D holds.

So have you ever been duped? What was the reason behind your name change? Would you like for Malvo to suggest you a Name?

IN NEXT EPISODE : WILL MALVO EVER GET HIS 45M. STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.

CLOSED TEMPORARILY · · 4 likes

Livestream Means Livestream Idiot

ENDED. · · 4 likes


how about you gimme 5m first and them i contribute 100k

CLOSED TEMPORARILY · · 3 likes

Nice Marketting BRO R+

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Too Many Factions · · 1 like

Whose name shall i write on the cheque yours or Nature watch Charity?

How long are you willing to wait? ·

and likely wont resub until something comes out.

The Book of Pakka is coming out this Summer.

The worst enemy of a reviver is another reviver ·

Every Reviver on Town,
Add Brian to Stalk List.

Torn Gamers ·

MeSelf am a Troll Paladin. I Troll people cause God wants me to troll people.
All Hail Chedburn, Our Lord and Saviour.

how much would tempt you to steal? · · 2 likes

Its just isn't worth it, cause then peeps will bounty me constantly and won't let me use the money anyway.
also honestly i have no idea what i will do with the money.
I often find myself overwhelmed by a few hundred millions.
So not worth it.

Should changing genders be free? · · 3 likes

It should cost 50m. Its high time our surgeons get what they deserve

Free Revives ^^~ ·

Young you are , grow you will. Untill then sayonara.

What do trolls add? · · 5 likes

Trolls make sure that the forums are lively. If we solely rely on torn related posts we'll find forums ded for days.
Troll post keep forum going. So when real posts arrive people are attentive and in high spirits.

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? · · 1 like

The same logic, behind adding a warning to prevent xan-vico scam.

You can tell people to not fall in the hole, but even then they will fall, so put in a ladder to help people climb out.

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? · · 1 like

"stay out of global"
A very popular and a very bad advice.

Strange · · 1 like

Well there were two SAs once.

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? ·

You wanna see warm side of Torn, visit Global chat when all the oldies are around. They are all cupcakes and pastries. Just lurking makes your soul peaceful.

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? ·

thanks cosaka for the TLDR.
i agree with what you say.
but i wonder, cause i see something unexpected happening

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? ·

agreed. but why was he giving me this lecture?

Free Revives ^^~ ·

so its a temporary thing for you. You get a merit and its done.
but equality is not temprary madame, its a fight we must fight everyday, cause only then we can preserve it.

On a side note : people don't have friends cause they are nice, people have friends cause other people have similar opinions. the shitiest person can have lot of friends.

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? ·

can i get a TLDR version for this. Thank You

25k item limitation in inventory · · 3 likes

if you gonna hoard something, show it to the world.

Free Revives ^^~ · · 1 like

First, when i said white, it wasn't a racial thing. it was about class discrimination.

Second, its not about whether she revived you or not. its about principle , its about equality.
If she had done it in private, i would have had no issue, for i had had no knowledge of her actions. but if she is going to brag about her bigotry in public . I will stand up and oppose her.
Join the Revolution. For equality.
Freevive everyone or no one.

Vault Thief. Totally Worth It, right? · · 9 likes

you know what's weird, People are actually sympathizing with you.

This isn't real torn, something is wrong

Free Revives ^^~ · · 2 likes

just revive them all. anyone you see in hosp, revive them

If you gonna spread love, spread it equally. Don't reserve your love for one group and deny it to other group.

our world is filled with such discriminations , where those who are considered "good" are rewarded while others suffer.
lets not make torn one of those places.

Spread Love, Freevive Everyone.