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TooSlowJoe

[2196340] Level 42 Professional Intimidator

Married to Chili_Duster

Observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

TooSlowJoe is a level 42 player who signed up on 26 Nov 2018. Their standout stat is Networth: #116,701, top 5% of ranked players.

#116,701 for networth top 5% of ranked players
#60,926 (tied with 30 others) for times hospitalized top 3% of ranked players
Signed up 26 Nov 2018 (7 years ago)
81 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

Level: 42; #59,744 tied with 1,908 others top 2.4%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,830; #765,740 tied with 437 others top 31%
Awards: 183; #72,466 tied with 409 others top 6.3%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $249,903,940; #116,701 top 5%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 249; #56,126 tied with 92 others top 21%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 5; #72,438 tied with 3,846 others top 61%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 81; #71,470 tied with 447 others top 29%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,275; #62,477 tied with 25 others top 5.7%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 38; #158,560 tied with 3,365 others top 24%; 0 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 23; #74,204 tied with 1,724 others top 56%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 218; #77,370 tied with 153 others top 36%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 8.8; #87,419 top 6.2%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#116,701

Economy

Networth

$249,903,940 top 5%

#60,926tied with 30 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 30 others

2,163 top 3%

#62,477tied with 25 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 25 others

1,275 top 5.7%

#72,280tied with 30 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 30 others

2,151 top 5%

#24,250tied with 141 others

Items

Items dumped

tied with 141 others

5,049 top 4.6%

#87,419

Activity

Time played

8.8 top 6.2%

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 249; #56,126 tied with 92 others top 21%
Energy refills: 81; #71,470 tied with 447 others top 29%
Energy drinks used: 5; #72,438 tied with 3,846 others top 61%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 43; #51,581 tied with 405 others top 37%
Elo rating: 1,031; #134,896 tied with 685 others top 7.1%
Best damage: 2,151; #72,280 tied with 30 others top 5%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 26 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 85 · archived: 81 · threads started (archived): 13

Threads started 5 most recent

Free will Politics & Law · 1 May 2020 · 2 replies
Gambling TV & Movies · 12 Apr 2019 · 0 replies
Mount Rushmore of Bassists Music · 5 Apr 2019 · 8 replies
Mount Rushmore of Guitarists Music · 4 Apr 2019 · 9 replies
Joker TV & Movies · 3 Apr 2019 · 17 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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