Will be posting a new joke every few days. Short jokes, long jokes, dry jokes, dad jokes. All are welcome except racist hate jokes. (Can include race without being racist, first joke will be example)
Turner Brown: A short Irish guy walks into an elevator where he is greeted by a massive black guy. The black guy notices the little Irish man keeps looking up at him so, without any hesitation, says; "350 pounds, 7feet tall,my balls weigh 4.5 pounds, dicks 12 inches, Turner Brown." With that the little Irish man let out a whimper and feinted there on the spot. Upon waking up the Irish man looks up at the black guy and says, "what did you say to me?" Black man replies," I just answered all the normal questions one asks me. I'm 350 pounds. 7 feet tall, both testicles weigh 4.5 pounds, I got a 12 inch dick and my name's Turner Brown. Irish let's a sigh of relief and says, "thank Jesus, I thought you said turn around!"
only people in the hospital can read hospital chat, medics do not have access to hospital chat(though it’d be cool if they did). Ask for revives in trade chat. Your welcome
Even though the conversations ended poorly, the points were still brought to your attention. There is clearly issues with the games mechanics and that’s your clown azz response? Pathetic.
Guy goes into doctors for a check up, Doc: well it’s not looking good, you’ve got 10 left to live. Guy: 10 what, days, months, years? Doc: 9,8,7…. Good luck everyone
There’s a gym for jail, which makes sense, but it got me thinking about how some of the little factions or warring factions get “stuck” in the hospital with no way to train. My suggestion is add a hospital gym, name it physiotherapy and maybe have gains based on stay times or just a flat rate like other gyms.
Some kind of item that lets you regain a spent merit rather than using a full reset. Maybe something like rehab where it’s cost increases the more it’s used, a cleansing centre or something
only people in the hospital can read hospital chat, medics do not have access to hospital chat(though it’d be cool if they did). Ask for revives in trade chat. Your welcome
As far as experiments go, this was brilliant, well done. I only ask you stay on torn and share your future experiments with us in forums. I am intrigued now
Can we get an update on the wheels, with points price dropped and points use bumped to 30 the 25 doesn’t really make sense anymore and is now a loss. Also can we change “free” spin to re-spin or spin again or just replace with something else, I paid to spin so it’s not free your just making us spin again.
All my old friends keep leaving, who’s going to carry me now?!? Brothers, I wish you all the best in life, and despite the haters, torn will be lesser without yaz
This is a heavy blow in many ways, sorry to all this affects but most importantly I’m sorry to hear about your struggles Bogie. I am glad to hear you are doing better than ever as mental health really is no joke. I appreciate all you do for torn even if it’s not always agreeable and thank you for simply being here. I wish you and yours all the best