Marvin_HM: forum

I just started playing torn, anything i should know about before i do something stupid?

Wow, i created a lot of salt just by making this thread.

I just wanted to know who they were, but i guess watching people pointlessly flame eachother is a bonus as well.

Ive heard a lot of shit being said about the relentless faction, whats that about?

Someone threatened to post my location on this thread unless i did this, im only doing it to get whoever threatened me to piss off.

 

Im sorry for:

Insulting others

Threatening others

Insulting a moderator

Begging for money

Supporting fascism

Being homophobic

Threatening to peforate a players prostate with a spear

Posting the hitler oath in a thread

Making empty threats against players that are better than me.

Swearing.

 

I give up, i will announce when i turn 14 so that people all over torn can use me as a human punching bag.

Currently equipped:

Primary: M249 with 1300 rounds of ammunition

Secondary: Desert eagle with 40 rounds of ammunition

Armour: full body armour.

Melee: Kama

Temporay: Hand grenade X1

Around 120 battle stats

No, that would make you happy

Staff edit.
No thanks..

I dont care, youre the one who thinks that people have any value, you deserve to be flogged for thinking that.

Nobody cares, delete this thread and **** off

Ill repost it

 Shut the **** up you humanitarian retard. Its bad enough that youre so illiterate i cant even understand your second sentence.

Dont care, delete this thread

Fag

People are retarded

Fallen players are worthless, they only serve as a memorial to the people who died which is pointless as only their faction members will remember them. Delete their accounts at once and remove all traces of the fallen category.

Dont care, delete this thread

******

No

How do i destroy the dream world.

**** off

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Xanax* you illiterate piece of shit.

No

You cant, ive done nothing worthy of a forum ban.

Thank