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9* Lingerie shop hiring · · 6 likes

[image: companyimages.torn.com]
We are a rising 9* Lingerie shop looking for employees and our perks include..

Nine To Five 1*
10 JP
100END

Concealment 3*
Passive
+2 travel cap

Born Free 5*
Passive
+50% dexterity and speed unarmored

Simp 7*
Passive
No Property or staff costs

Sex Appeal 10*
Passive
Business class flights enabled

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Ideal candidates will have 100k in END and 50k in INT and be active daily. Low addiction is also a must so you will be able to rehab at -10 or greater addiction. EE is optional though higher priority will be given to those with higher EE merits. Just apply direct or reach out to me and I will see if I can make space for you. [/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Link to company[/background]

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We're looking to to be a place for long term flyers so if this describes you then you are welcome here and the only cost to you will be an even split of the daily costs once we hit 10*.
I look forward to hearing from you.

An open offer · · 89 likes

Hey there folks merry christmas and I hope everyone is having a great day but this is to those who might not be.

I have had one of the shittest years on my 30 year record and to be frank I'll be glad when I shovel the last spade of dirt on this trash fire of a year but I know my problems are a drop in the ocean compared to some.

With that in mind I offer my open DM to anyone that feels they need to reach out to someone, anyone today.

I can't promise I'll be able to even remotely help you but I've seen the "perfect math" and would not wish it on my worst enemy let alone a community I've grown to love since becoming a part of.

So as I said, should you feel the need to send me a DM don't hesitate to and should you think this is too gushy then I look forward to your comment here (make it creative XD)

Some Random Bastard ;)

OC 2.0 FACTION - DarkHearts / 3-5m per hit · · 4 likes

A friendly and welcoming group hungry to rise in the ranks so join them now and benefit from larger players wisdom while maintaining the ability to find your own way of play. 

Rabbit and Acayib are very friendly and approachable should you have questions about what is going to be needed of you and Coach is meh but that's only on account of him licking freshly polished windows. (I've no idea why he does it, only window lickers do :P)

 

All jokes aside I've not been here too long but it's clear as day they keep a good environment in which you can get to grips with rank warring and the game in general itself so if you aspire to ass kicking and like a good banter give these guys a try they won't disappoint you.

 

Earnest review from a Tornish tourist :)

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Worst Newb Mistake · · 26 likes

my rookie mistake was finding Jesus, didn't end well for me lol.

9* Lingerie shop hiring · · 1 like

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Lame ass quitting thread ·

Sucks when we lose a piece of tornish furniture like yourself, take it easy man.

 

 

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 1 like

So glad you replied to this before I did man. 

 

You ever need a bullet sponge in war let me know, I'll be Kevin Costner and you can be Whitney Houston. xD

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 1 like

Blackpool is an English town and torn is set in America :P

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy ·

Aye it seems that way doesn't it but I still wouldn't go as far as homophobe, a selfish asshole with a weak gag reflex maybe but just like our gays I see a fellow citizen first.

 

Least I try to xD

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 3 likes

Our gay community get a forum and a repurposed graphic where easter and christmas, two christian holidays remember, you get decent swag from so to say Torn takes pride too far is a bit much. Compromise is a two way street also so is it really too big an ask to let them have this?

 

You're not a homophobe but you seem uncompromising which imho is far worse.

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy ·

It is if your phone is a brick, poor thing frothed at the microphone pressing that. xD

 

 Depending on the energy you're putting into it here are some ideas...

A chicken in the Logo shooting down eggs like the stars fall with pride on easter.

Wrap the screen up in TP then have a candy explosion clear it again on all hallows.

Have a big snowball splat the screen then slowly move down as it disappears.

 

 You could have graphics in the everyday too, a little graphic post fight showing either you or your opponent flatlining, a gavel dropping if you win an auction, a car burning when you crash.

 

A cool idea as is but could be added to many other things beyond holidays imo

 

The Ultimate Dirty Bomb Drop · · 2 likes

Hands down the most hilarious use of a db I ever sodding saw.

 

The fucking war poetry man christ xD

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

Since when were the care bears so mean or funny for that matter lol

  Was holding out for them to explain why I was wrong and got carried away in the banter but holy shit is the idea of kissing testycle or big heffer a sobering one so point taken. 

 

A chaotic good care bear is a new one for me, take it easy and thanks KCB. :)

 

 

 

 

Mediocre Loadouts of Torn ·

17% warlord mag7

8% expose QSZ-92

55% homerun metal nunchaku

 

28% cripple Stoner 96

42% stricken RPG launcher

10% motivate cutlass

 

 25% riot/assault sets

 

More economy weapons but im happy with what I have. top is the chaining set up and and bottom rank war with armor changing as needed.

Is it Time to Grave P&L? · · 1 like

I hate to admit how right you are but they set the standard so now its all about amusing myself. :D

 

and ftr my insults towards these guys apply to myself just as much so I think you're correct, there is a little PnL in all of us. xD

Is it Time to Grave P&L? · · 1 like

Nor do you but god does love a tryer so I hear so good for you I guess :)

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

lol xD

 

 

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

the its just a game bros are in denial about a game they buried, sometimes, 10+ years into

 

I'd call that being a closet case for sure yeah

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

Tell Testy not to take me being a highschool dropout with math allergies personally ok, you either. :)

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

ew carez if d mesage stll getss fru??? LMFAO 

 

and the insults show you understand perfectly. xD

 

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

oh no not at all and I'd have no issue with PnL either if it was ever about politics or law but it never is, things always decend into personal jabs and shit flinging and any point is lost.

 

threads get killed when they are ill fit for purpose so why not subjects but im happy to be corrected if im wrong :)

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

oh behave you TC closet case you have 2k+ days down here but its just a game, sure xD

 

Let me correct you also, you're no buzzkill you're hilarious

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

The forums and the game maybe, ingame you add mass be it NW, stats allies ect and in the forums you collect thumbs up from from people regardless of the right or wrong of things.

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

No I came to laugh at all sides defending PnL and I specified no one in particular yet here you are so I can only assume you consider yourself a politically addled buzkill which hey, pretty admirable owning your failings like that, intentionally or not xD

 

 

Is it Time to Grave P&L? ·

Done plenty Testy I just didnt trade up factions when I got a little wreight behind myself so things like 100k chains, top end rw's ect will have to wait.

 

MrCheese took me in day 3 and now his faction I see as my own so I grow with my home.I love helping the rooks come up not my own numbers and I wouldnt say 500+ plus merits is nothing but there I go expecting reason from a PnL regular, way to go proving bogie 100% correct fella :D

 

Don't see it as punishment see it as emancipation, I do, only reason I'm posting even but you just seem keen on us rolling in the mud so I'll just leave this convo in the rearview where it belongs.

 

have a good one Testycle :)