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Some new services on offer · · 426 likes

In 2021, a crack hustler was sent to prison by a Torn judge for a crime he didn't commit. This genius promptly escaped from the maximum security stockade to the Torn digital underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of xanax dealing. If you have a problem, if no one else is available, and if you click on his profile, maybe you can hire Regret.

Why does Regret have such a good reputation?
I have built up a network of over 200 friends that can get any type of service done. From bounty and stat reveals, flight delays and friend/foe lists etc. If it can be done, I'll take the hassle out of you having to scour every company to determine who is available etc.

Knock knock service (Bounty Reveal) - have you been wrongly accused and had an anonymous bounty placed on your head? Would you like to find out who did it? For a fee, I will find out who placed that nasty bounty on your head (assuming they don't have the SYS Block).
Once the scoundrel has been uncovered, I will also personally check if they provide a bounty placement service. I will also provide a comprehensive analysis mail that compares the details between you and your target. Standard price is $5.5m (or $5m if combined with another service).

Know thy enemy service (Stat Reveal with Comparison Service) - they say you should keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer... this service allows you to get so up close and personal to them you can tell what they had for dinner 2 weeks ago.
You'll get a detailed report on all their intimate details, including their current battlestats, as well as highest damage, can they revive, how many xanax they've taken, what job perks do they get etc. Standard price is $3m.

Skeleton Closet (Friend/Foe list reveal) - When you want to know who has put you on their nice and naughty list, you should definitely come to see me. To do this service costs 100 job points and most detectives use their points in other ways. I've built relationships with over 25 detectives, so I can see who is on and who can do it for you. As this is a high value service, the pricing is flexible depending on demand etc. I'll let you know how much I pay, and you can decide how much commission you want to give me for doing the leg work. On

Insanity Check (Faction/Company list reveal) - You've got to do your homework, and this includes who has just joined your company or faction. I'll provide you with a complete list of every faction and company they've joined and for how long. Standard price is $1m (or $800k if combined with any other service).

Wannabe star (Chain/leveling List) - so you want to recognised as a bad ass. You want to maximise your respect on the next chain or you want to level up to 100 as fast as possible. I'll produce a list of wannabes that are near or a higher level than you but with lower stats so you can knock them out of the park with ease.

I'll provide you with 3 lists....
1. 50x targets that are up 50% of your total battlestats to factor in any penalties like -25% for xanax cool down.
2. 50x targets between 50% and 100% of your total battlestats to help you maximise your respect gains.
3. 20x targets between 100% and 125% of your total battlestats for when you have spent some time at the gym or on a vicodin bonus.

Payment is a donation - I ask for a donation as people place different values on the targets they receive. Plus, as an added bonus for me, I like to imagine people squirming as they decide how much is a good amount to pay me without offending me etc. It's a small guilty pleasure of mine.

Viva Revival (Revive) - I'm also a fully qualified brain surgeon, so I can perform any type of revive service including rectal thermometer calibrations. Standard price is 1x xanax or $1m.

Tub Thumper (Multi-Revives) - Perfect for Duke's bounty missions where you have to collect a certain amount of bounties. We'll work together where you can claim the bounty/ies and I will revive them each time you put them into hospital. We'll need to check with the target to make sure they have revive turned on naturally.
This service can also be used if you need your own bounties removed quickly. I'll keep an eye on you and revive you each time you land in hospital to make short work of those annoying bounties.
$650k per revive.

Fax A Lot (Classified Ad Placement) - Do you have a message that you want to share with the world? I own a full MSG block and I will post a new classified advertisement for a mere $100k. It's limited to 250 characters, and please nothing offensive.

Seasonal Services
Elimihunter - Are you participating in Elimination? Do you want a competitive advantage? I've built a tool that profiles every player on a team and will be able to highlight key information on them including who is level holding. This will help you to quickly identify who you can take out and when you combine it with YATA or TornPDA, you'll be able to instantly see who is travelling and who is in hospital. I ran a trial of it in 2021 Elims and it had rave reviews from the testers with most of them ranking in the top 10% of hitters for their team. Message me if you want to see an example of it. Price is $500k per level you are at - ie if you are a level 50 player, it will cost you $25m - and yes, you will get access to all teams.

Dogtag Finder - If you are participating in the Dog Tag Event, I will provide you with a list of high value dog tags that you will be able to easily claim. I have an extensive database of inactive players and will be able to match targets based on your unique profile and stats. This service will make it so much easier to hit the merits. Price on Application.

Want more? - message me if there is something else you want done, and we can have a chat.

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Regret



Advanced True Level Reveal Service · · 91 likes

Let's face it, knowing your true level is worth its weight in gold and a great service from any candle shop, but it comes with a fatal flaw...

It only tells you what your level is if you are level holding, but what about if you have leveled up far too quickly by focusing on your crime and warring experience to the detriment of your stat gains?

Wouldn't it be great if you could know how you compare to other players based on three main factors:
  • Your Stats
  • Your Rank Title like Competent
  • Your Current Level
I have built a new service where you will get a detailed report on where you sit based on statistical analysis. I'll even provide advice on how to make your character a better machine based on your own play style.

You'll receive a personalised mail that shows you where you are today, compared to the in-depth data I have collected since starting my Torn journey almost 2 years ago. This includes comparing your details against my own database of inactive players, as well as the 1000+ stat reveals I do each month for ranked wars.

What will I receive?
  • Advice on how you compare with other characters
I will let you know if your stats are light compared to other players in your bracket - something a true level reveal simply cannot do.
  • Should you level hold or not
  • What type of build you have and what potential weaknesses you have in attacking
  • Weapon recommendations
  • Work recommendations
  • Merit recommendations
  • A personalised funny horoscope
Note, I can't tell you what your level is beyond 100 as you are simply too awesome at that level.

All information you provide is strictly confidential, as I have built my game on building a trustworthy reputation.

More importantly, the service is 100% risk free - you only pay me if you are happy with the service I provide.

How much does it cost? You decide what you would like to pay for the service...

I do it this way for 2 reasons...

1) people value the service differently.
2) It's fun imagining people battling with the conscience going,"Damn that's a great service... Is this enough? Will I offend Regret?"

So what are you waiting for? You've got nothing to lose.

Regret

Regret signing off · · 609 likes

Hello everyone,

I've made some good friends and delivered so great services to a lot of people. I have decided to quit Torn for good.

I'm quitting because I need to look after my wife as she was diagnosed with CLL a rare form of leukemia (chronic lymphocytic leukemia). I've told everyone else, that real life comes first... now I need to tell myself the same thing and do it as well.

I've been asked by several people to share my total battle stats algorithm, but I've decided that this will remain a mystery for someone else to unlock. All of my things have been donated etc.

Thank you everyone. If you want to reach out to me, you can find me on discord at regret#3714.

Regret, signing off.

Providing unique services · · 20 likes

Hi there,

I've learned 2 things since joining Torn just under 1 year ago...

1. You need to get to level 15 as fast as possible.
2. You need friends that can help you.

I'll help you grow with the game. I'm a data scientist and I have mined over 250,000 inactive accounts and estimated their battle stats. when you know someone's stats, it becomes a lot easy to get to level 15 faster without using Baldr's overused list.

If you are interested in getting a personalised list of 20 targets, send me a message and 100 plushies (yes it can be sheep, teddy bears or kittens or any combination of plushies) or beers.

I don't con players like many others do and I have never buy mugged anyone. I'm also looking for active players that want to grow and develop in the game...

What have you got to lose?

Regret

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Advanced True Level Reveal Service · · 3 likes

Hi DedeSilver,

I have found that the best way to get paid for the service is by letting you decide what the service is worth to you, once you have received and reviewed it. I do it this way for 2 main reasons:

1) people value my services differently and this can be for a variety of reasons from how old the character is, to how much value they got from the service. Take my most requested service as an example - creating personalised chaining lists that help you maximise your respect gains. The lowest I have recieved to date is $10 and the highest has been $200m - both figures have blown me away for different reasons.

2) As I insist on getting paid after you have received and reviewed the service, it's fun imagining people having to battle with their conscience going, "Damn that's an awesome service... Is this enough? Will I offend Regret with this amount?"

To give you an idea of what you get:

a) Should you level hold or not
b) What type of character build you have
c) what are your character's battle stat weaknesses as every type of build can be exploited and manipulated
d) How dexterity will work with your character
e) Weapon choice, including ranked war weapons that will help your character
f) Work benefit comparisons
g) Merit spend
h) A funny horoscope - because we all need a bit of humour in our lives.

The mail you receive back on your Advanced True Level Service is about 2000 words or twice the size of the original service announcement for those that want a visual indication.

Finally, I wanted to provide the service as 100% risk free. If you are not happy with it all you need to do is tell me why it doesn't work for you as getting customer feedback is a unique form of payment as well for making it even more valuable to other people.

Hope this helps
Regret

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Regret signing off · · 609 likes

Hello everyone,

I've made some good friends and delivered so great services to a lot of people. I have decided to quit Torn for good.

I'm quitting because I need to look after my wife as she was diagnosed with CLL a rare form of leukemia (chronic lymphocytic leukemia). I've told everyone else, that real life comes first... now I need to tell myself the same thing and do it as well.

I've been asked by several people to share my total battle stats algorithm, but I've decided that this will remain a mystery for someone else to unlock. All of my things have been donated etc.

Thank you everyone. If you want to reach out to me, you can find me on discord at regret#3714.

Regret, signing off.

graveyard please · · 2 likes

graveyard

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graveyard - fixed issue

Devil's trading corner · · 1 like

safe and easy trader

Devil's trading corner · · 1 like

super fast, great service

Devil's trading corner · · 1 like

super fast and reliable service

AwesomeSauce1 Trades · · 1 like

super fast and great service

Null writes your scripts · · 1 like

great job - works as requested

Bully Property Broker · · 1 like

This is the second PI I have purchased from Humble and he is legit. Thank you. I will buy more soon...

Hector the Collector - item collecting 2.0 ·

Looking forward to etting my first delivery

Bully Property Broker ·

Great service at a great price - just bought an upgraded PI with the works (except the yacht). Fast, efficient and trustworthy.

ended · · 1 like

Has it ended?

x2 3725 PI for rent for New Player-$1 [rented] ·

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Jennie is [Buying] your things! ·

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THE IRON FAMILY - Enhance your Game With Us! · · 3 likes

For someone that is only 22 days old, rainb0w_7, you've done a lot to piss off several factions and individuals. I must admit it is quite an achievement to have more enemies than the number of days - currently 25 enemies and only 22 days old.

You only paint a very tainted, one sided view of the boy who cried wolf.

You were late to Organised Crimes as you were flying. Heck, you even left 10 minutes before an OC was due to be triggered, because you are more interested in yourself and how awesome you apparently are than anything else.

You then started harassing members, threatening to get them fedded without any evidence. This sort of behaviour is never tolerated, and you were warned about your behaviour several times by people in the Iron Myth Council.

"says the multi of the thief faction,
already report -Ka [2768171] for multiple logins from another countries' IPs to staffs"

I'd like to point out that -Ka [2768171] has not been put into federal jail. So your accusations were placed as a baseless threat.

As a result, you were kicked out of Iron Myth - and everyone in the faction applauded when you left.

You then started placing bounties on various faction members and showed your true colours.

I stepped in and asked why you were placing bounties. Here is how you treated me...

Regret: hi
rainb0w_7: yo
Regret: I'm part of the leadership team within Iron Myth
rainb0w_7: so ?
Regret: You've bountied some of my members and I would like to find out what is going on.
rainb0w_7: https ://imgur.com/a/8kOAlRJ
rainb0w_7: ur leader is a f**king clow
rainb0w_7: and started this
rainb0w_7: clown*
Regret: Please don't swear at me - it degrades your intelligence
rainb0w_7: what more u want to talk ?
rainb0w_7: are you done ?
Regret: You're a grumpy person aren't you
Regret: I've found that it is far better to make friends in Torn than to have enemies
rainb0w_7: i literally dont give a f**k



rainb0w_7: u want sum ****

Note I have removed the obscene word, but if you can use your imagination

Regret:
I am trying to have a civilised conversation with you.
rainb0w_7: i dont have conversations with clowns
Regret: Stop acting like a child mate.
rainb0w_7: why u keep barking man
rainb0w_7: can u not block me like ur clown leader ?
Regret: I can and will.
Regret: I've also reported your behaviour to the faction for inappropriate language
rainb0w_7: let them know who started it
Regret: My only interaction has been with you and it has not been pleasant - I think you should reconsider your attitude because it will not get you far in this game.
rainb0w_7: i thought u gon block me
rainb0w_7: what makes u keep talking ?

After I blocked you, you simply threw your cash around, placing bounties on me. As a result, I reached out to people that should care about you in some fashion to see if they could reason with you...

Here's a message from you to your company director...

malanogebzon says:
rainb0w_7: ahh that clow
rainb0w_7: clown
rainb0w_7: dont mind him, hes just a ********

I have removed the obscene content

rainb0w_7: sent from high places just to talk to me
rainb0w_7: so hes more like a dog
rainb0w_7: i did bounty him 15 times yesterday
rainb0w_7: f**ker blocked me and ran away

Again, this is not the right attitude to talk to anyone in this game.

Now, let's now look at the conversation with your spouse...

Regret: My only interaction with him was that conversation I shared with you.
Regret: so again, not the best approach to when someone is trying to help them.
Trevor_: Alright I get it now
Regret: And in case you are wondering - I have not placed any bounties on him.
Regret: They simply are a waste of money
Regret: so thank you for taking the time to listen to me
Trevor_: I have him not to bother you guys with bounty but he said he will stop if you guys also stop bounty ING him
Trevor_: Told*
Regret: yes I've told Iron Myth to ignore him
Regret: well - have a good evening Tevor_
Trevor_: Also they shouldn't bounty him anymore he has over 70 on him
Regret: If I can help in any way, please let me know
Trevor_: No problem thanks:)
Regret: Most of the bounties are not from Iron Myth, nor from the Iron Alliance
Trevor_: Anyway have told him to stop and he agreed so we could put those behind us now and also make sure your member hold their side of the bargain ???
Regret: yup
Regret: rainb0w_7 has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $150,000 and the reason: NO RAGRETS 11:21:58 24/05/22
Regret: seriously - just happened
Regret: sent you the event log as proof
Regret: he doesn't learn
Trevor_: ??
Trevor_: Do as you wish to him

I can go on and provide additional proof on other conversations if needed.

rainb0w_7, I have tried to make you see reason. You simply do not show any form of respect and convey an impression that you are better than everyone else. Not the best attitude for a new player in the world of Torn.

I have unblocked you. When you are ready to talk to me in a civilised manner, you know where I am.

Grow up and stop whining. You brought this on yourself.

Rifty and the Iron Fist - vigilantes or scammers · · 4 likes

For someone that is only 22 days old, rainb0w_7, you've done a lot to piss off several factions and individuals. I must admit it is quite an achievement to have more enemies than the number of days - currently 25 enemies and only 22 days old.

You only paint a very tainted, one sided view of the boy who cried wolf.

You were late to Organised Crimes as you were flying. Heck, you even left 10 minutes before an OC was due to be triggered, because you are more interested in yourself and how awesome you apparently are than anything else.

You then started harassing members, threatening to get them fedded without any evidence. This sort of behaviour is never tolerated, and you were warned about your behaviour several times by people in the Iron Myth Council.

"says the multi of the thief faction,
already report -Ka [2768171] for multiple logins from another countries' IPs to staffs"

I'd like to point out that -Ka [2768171] has not been put into federal jail. So your accusations were placed as a baseless threat.

As a result, you were kicked out of Iron Myth - and everyone in the faction applauded when you left.

You then started placing bounties on various faction members and showed your true colours.

I stepped in and asked why you were placing bounties. Here is how you treated me...

Regret: hi
rainb0w_7: yo
Regret: I'm part of the leadership team within Iron Myth
rainb0w_7: so ?
Regret: You've bountied some of my members and I would like to find out what is going on.
rainb0w_7: https ://imgur.com/a/8kOAlRJ
rainb0w_7: ur leader is a f**king clow
rainb0w_7: and started this
rainb0w_7: clown*
Regret: Please don't swear at me - it degrades your intelligence
rainb0w_7: what more u want to talk ?
rainb0w_7: are you done ?
Regret: You're a grumpy person aren't you
Regret: I've found that it is far better to make friends in Torn than to have enemies
rainb0w_7: i literally dont give a f**k



rainb0w_7: u want sum ****

Note I have removed the obscene word, but if you can use your imagination

Regret:
I am trying to have a civilised conversation with you.
rainb0w_7: i dont have conversations with clowns
Regret: Stop acting like a child mate.
rainb0w_7: why u keep barking man
rainb0w_7: can u not block me like ur clown leader ?
Regret: I can and will.
Regret: I've also reported your behaviour to the faction for inappropriate language
rainb0w_7: let them know who started it
Regret: My only interaction has been with you and it has not been pleasant - I think you should reconsider your attitude because it will not get you far in this game.
rainb0w_7: i thought u gon block me
rainb0w_7: what makes u keep talking ?

After I blocked you, you simply threw your cash around, placing bounties on me. As a result, I reached out to people that should care about you in some fashion to see if they could reason with you...

Here's a message from you to your company director...

malanogebzon says:
rainb0w_7: ahh that clow
rainb0w_7: clown
rainb0w_7: dont mind him, hes just a ********

I have removed the obscene content

rainb0w_7: sent from high places just to talk to me
rainb0w_7: so hes more like a dog
rainb0w_7: i did bounty him 15 times yesterday
rainb0w_7: f**ker blocked me and ran away

Again, this is not the right attitude to talk to anyone in this game.

Now, let's now look at the conversation with your spouse...

Regret: My only interaction with him was that conversation I shared with you.
Regret: so again, not the best approach to when someone is trying to help them.
Trevor_: Alright I get it now
Regret: And in case you are wondering - I have not placed any bounties on him.
Regret: They simply are a waste of money
Regret: so thank you for taking the time to listen to me
Trevor_: I have him not to bother you guys with bounty but he said he will stop if you guys also stop bounty ING him
Trevor_: Told*
Regret: yes I've told Iron Myth to ignore him
Regret: well - have a good evening Tevor_
Trevor_: Also they shouldn't bounty him anymore he has over 70 on him
Regret: If I can help in any way, please let me know
Trevor_: No problem thanks:)
Regret: Most of the bounties are not from Iron Myth, nor from the Iron Alliance
Trevor_: Anyway have told him to stop and he agreed so we could put those behind us now and also make sure your member hold their side of the bargain ???
Regret: yup
Regret: rainb0w_7 has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $150,000 and the reason: NO RAGRETS 11:21:58 24/05/22
Regret: seriously - just happened
Regret: sent you the event log as proof
Regret: he doesn't learn
Trevor_: ??
Trevor_: Do as you wish to him

I can go on and provide additional proof on other conversations if needed.

rainb0w_7, I have tried to make you see reason. You simply do not show any form of respect and convey an impression that you are better than everyone else. Not the best attitude for a new player in the world of Torn.

I have unblocked you. When you are ready to talk to me in a civilised manner, you know where I am.

Grow up and stop whining. You brought this on yourself.

FREE XANAX! Why I Have the Best Shop Deals in Torn · · 1 like

Tested it and bought 4x xanax, and, he was true to his word and sent an additional 2x xanax.

[R50+] Friend or Foe + Flight Delay · · 1 like

Ordered a friend foe list... Fast and at a good price.

RW Sai with Irradiate - sold · · 2 likes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This weapon is a really nasty piece of work. An Irradiated Sai that causes radiation damage as a finishing moving. Radiation poisoning lasts up to 3 hours...

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Radiation reduces all of the opponent's battle stats by 1%... and it can stack.

This is a beast for really annoying the opposition in a ranked war and will cause a lot of amusement for you.

High quality weapon at 131.94%.
High stealth at 6.8

Buy out price is $2.0b - (Note a recent irradiated macana sold for $2.7b which was low quality at only 94.11%)

Sold

Regret

Advanced True Level Reveal Service ·

So far the majority of people have been really happy with the service and everyone has contributed... So I can't complain too much.