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JoesMum

[255376] Level 31 Champion Addict Committee Official voice · officer

Hookers n Blow HnB pimpSalesperson at The Wet StringMarried to JoesSister

Observed · 11 days ago · Torn public profile

JoesMum has no accusations on the forums in these sources; other players have joked about them and named them among friends. TornLife records them at rank #25 for LSD taken (6,518) and #58 for overdoses (335).

Generated by TornLife from 20 sources · verified · model claude-sonnet-5
Written by a model from this player's ranks and from archived Torn forum posts by and about them (matched by player ID or by a distinctive name), then checked by a validator: every number must match the evidence, what other players said is attributed to them rather than stated as fact, a label such as "scammer" appears only if a cited post uses it, and it may not guess at motives or identity.

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Key numbers

values observed · 11 days ago · ranks built
All stats ›
Level
31
#90,508 tied with 4,396 others
0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed)
7,498
#19,204 tied with 69 others
Awards
484
#8,731 tied with 117 others
+2 since Jan
Networth
$25,805,371,766
#9,567
+2,915,866,231 since Jan
Xanax taken
7
#167,769 tied with 5,343 others
0 since Jan
Energy drinks used
1,480
#6,142 tied with 5 others
+27 since Jan
More key numbers 9
Energy refills
4,717
#362
+222 since Jan
Attacks won
14,457
#4,949 tied with 1 other
+399 since Jan
Defends won
2,007
#3,418
+68 since Jan
Revives given
46
#23,546 tied with 216 others
0 since Jan
People busted
125
#34,731 tied with 147 others
0 since Jan
Criminal offenses
166,978
#1,377
+16,407 since Jan
Races won
804
#4,950 tied with 6 others
0 since Jan
Times traveled
5,645
#1,418
+894 since Jan
Time played (days)
162.9
#4,723
+5.4 since Jan
What stands out 6
#9,567

Economy

Networth

$25,805,371,766

#143tied with 149 others

Activity

Days as donator

tied with 149 others

5,412

ranking built · All rankings ›

Since January 9 stats changed
Change since January
StatChangeJanuaryLatest
Awards+2482484
Networth+2,915,866,231$22,889,505,535$25,805,371,766
Energy drinks used+271,4531,480
Energy refills+2224,4954,717
Attacks won+39914,05814,457
Defends won+681,9392,007
Criminal offenses+16,407150,571166,978
Times traveled+8944,7515,645
Time played (days)+5.4157.5162.9
Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 11 days ago

Xanax taken
7
#167,769 tied with 5,343 others
Energy refills
4,717
#362
Energy drinks used
1,480
#6,142 tied with 5 others
Boosters used
780
#2,596 tied with 7 others
Elo rating
2,577
#4,104 tied with 16 others
Best damage
8,418
#12,369 tied with 5 others

“Since Jan” compares two observations: and . TornLife has nothing in between.

What the forums say

Forum activity ›

What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.

Reputation

  • Praise In a 2017 thread "Who is your idol?", Vladar wrote of Joe: "Dude has a whole following", listing JoesSister, JoesBrother and JoesMum.

    “My idol is whoever the **** Joe is. Dude has a whole following. JoesSister JoesBrother JoesMum Also R+ for Viking, he took me in when I was even more of a noob than I am now :)”

  • Praise In a 2017 giveaway thread, Beerstein wrote that "The nicest thing I did this year was kiss Joesmum."

    “If I'm totally honest, both were your fault Duke. The nicest thing I did this year was kiss Joesmum. The naughtiest thing I did was kiss Joesmum under poison mistletoe.”

  • Claim In a 2020 thread "New to company ownership", evil_inside1332 posted a chat in which JoesMum turned down a 3m offer, saying they had been offered 5 mil; evil_inside1332 said they were not worth it.

    “… will not make money Here's a recent example: evil_inside1332: 6* mining company hiring 3m daily JoesMum: Thanks but have been offered 5 mil evil_inside1332: Not to get your hopes up or anything, but you're not worth 5m evil_inside1332: Bye JoesMum: Seems I am sweetie :) evil_inside1332: Ok then, good luck …”

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Contributions

  • Contribution In 2017 JoesMum started a Company Recruitment thread seeking a 10* company with 3 mil pay, later noting they had found a job.

    “Looking for 10* company with 3 mil pay (Found a job now. Thanks for the interest) Active daily - Manual labour 37,198 - Intelligence 173,938 - Endurance 175,876”

Forum posts (Torn's count): 63 · archived: 25 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

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