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Not the biggest stats in the game 

Not the biggest stats by average

Not even the biggest stats to get me into the top 10k of all players 

But it was one of my goals when I first started Torn and now I've reached it after many, many questionable choices along the way 

Free stat spy 

BATTLE STATS

Strength: 575,026,719 (29%)

Defense: 250,092,399 (12%)

Speed: 475,972,318 (24%)

Dexterity: 700,965,683 (35%)

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Total: 2,002,057,119

253 days old

Outcast

228 enemies compared to 48 friends

riddled with bounties

in Swiss Squad

Less than 1B net worth

Sure, I'm in!

I purposely got both of you so you can both sit hand in hand, together, for the rest of time <3

What you thought you pulled:

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What you actually pulled:

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huh, TIL

It's too powerful. Ched has already said EOD will be the de facto end game armour so this can never release to the public.

I don't think this script gives that much of an edge, however I do get what you're saying about it nullifying a bit of the game. 

However, how many people actually work in gun shops and use their services? Looking at the job listings there isn't many gun shops that can use the perk, with only 32 gun shops that have the perk, but I guarantee 90% of the people in those companies are in there for the other perks.

I personally can't recall a time I've ever seen anyone advertise load out spies, or seen anyone mentioned a load out spy in faction chat when I was in bigger factions.

That being said it would be neat if a service like that existed for factions, similar to spies. Or I may be legit blind and these already exist?

The stupid fucking mug bots that are still functioning somehow need to go though.

Finally this text based game is now playable 

I'm all for this. The issue with third party sites is they are ran by players, and while yes they may be legit now, there is absolutely no guarantee any of these players wont log into their servers and put their win odds down to 0% to make some quick cash or do a Lat and just run with all the money they have banked.

Torn already has a casino to lose money too, but at least it's fair.

That being said, a raffle system within Torn would be neat.

I'm colourblind so your usage of all those colours is honestly disgusting.

It's a hate crime game.

Thank god I didn't win.

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I find it actually hilarious that Ched worked at Greggs.

Sausage roll item when? Increase happiness by 2,500.

I love wasting my time on this but I think the prices are fucked,it's constant bunker bucks on everything. EOD, vanguard, weapons etc.

I never read the guides, I just pissed about for a day and randomly attempted to join a faction who I didn't think would accept me, and they did, and I just went from there.

The guides are nice as a baseline but my advice to newer players has always been 'play how the fuck you want, it's your profile',

Are we now bitching that staff have holidays?

Taking offers

Sold

It's been my dream since I was a small(er) baby and that Dex is where I want in my life to acquire Vanguard gear, and recently I got the opportunity to bite the bullet and get my hands on a set.

I sent Choco a message and within a couple of minutes I got a response and he worked with me to get the best set I could at the price point I wanted.

10/10 would trust this man with my billions any day.

To actually answer your question, mechanically nothing really matters with marriage.

There's a few merits (stay married for a long time and attack some one with your spouse, etc) and you can share a property together.

But other than that, I hate to say it but Merla is a guy.

I said that in my message, if the person isn't in the faction you can still see their balance and just copy and paste the value.

There was absolutely ZERO reason to click the faction balance first, at all.

I agree with what you said though.

Ask any banker how easy it is, when checking a balance, to first click on the balance (which brings up the entire faction balance) and then put in the players name, which you can then think is the players balance, if you’re not paying full attention. That’s what happened

Why the fuck would you click the balance first? Enter the person's name and it literally tells you, then you press the $ icon and it auto fills their balance for you...

And if the person isn't in the faction you sure as shit don't auto click anything, you copy and paste their money.

The only thing to effect your company's effectiveness is your education and the stock blocks, but EE doesn't matter for director.