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(closed) · 9 Jun 2023 · 85 likes
Welcome visitor!
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900+ separate payments sent in the last month! Thank you everyone for your help!
Lose to me and get paid! I’m trying to get a ton of losses so this will be up for a while.
If I'm in Torn click the link to attack me and lose. I will send money as soon as I'm online.
It's very easy for me to miss single or miscount spread out hits so it's crucial you
send me a chat of losses total you’ve done .
I will do giveaways to random players who have used my service, commented and liked this thread. Winner chosen by a random number generator.
***GIVEAWAY ACTIVE: FINISHES ACHIEVED! $1,000,000 TO A RANDOM PERSON IN THIS THREAD*** Planned giveaways:
5k defends, 7.5k defends , 10k defends.
1,000 finishing hit milestones with each type. (
Heavy artillery/ machine guns/ rifles/ SMG/ Slashing/ Clubbing / Mechanical/
Shotguns/ Pistols/ Temporary/ Piercing/ Hand to hand Giveaway winners:
Katfish[ 3048777 ], Prettyepicfella [ 3067894 ], Jenderal [ 3069596 ], Yukals [ 2995199 ], TeaJay08 [ 2969205 ]
CLOSED 218% Warlord/Expose Arma · 11 Apr 2023 · 19 likes
AUCTION ENDS 1AM TCT, now or never folks Buyout: 30b cash
Highest offer:
GAK+6b Thank you to all who showed interest in my Arma, it was great to chat with the lot of you.
Cash (or GAK+cash) offers only please Proof of weapon value same as cash.
Edit: typo in winning bid
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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · 9 Aug 2023 · 18 likes
I guess this is a weapon if you throw it hard enough
Anyone looking for a slut · 17 Oct 2023 · 15 likes
good lord you sure know how to make a forum title
RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · 15 Sep 2023 · 15 likes
I'm sorry.
Recent archived posts
40 day old gets double tentacled?? · 31 Oct 2025, 14:36 TCT · 2 likes
As equally anti climactic as the 80b jackpot reroll due to multi
(gg trottle)
40 day old gets double tentacled?? · 31 Oct 2025, 13:32 TCT · 3 likes
40 day old gets double tentacled?? · 31 Oct 2025, 11:53 TCT
they only have 1 in their display case. could it be a bug from the log you saw?
LF 7* Candleshop spot · 24 Oct 2025, 10:50 TCT
Manual labor 23,882
Intelligence 39,751
Endurance 72,754
Total 136,387
RETURNING PLAYER
900+ candleshop points i want to get to use during at least some of halloween.
Slim Pickings · 21 May 2025, 09:14 TCT · 3 likes
Unlocked after pick pocketing 9 in a row
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 18:59 TCT
623 awards makes me wet. one day…
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 18:58 TCT · 2 likes
old man shakes fist at kids on lawn
I don’t mind that it was changed, my ass is chapped because of it happening right now.
Obviously I want quality of life issues fixed, it makes the game better for everyone.
I know why it all happened, I posted the original post myself, I just wanted to draw attention to it to anyone who would be caught off guard like I did.
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 17:21 TCT · 2 likes
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 17:07 TCT · 2 likes
Yeah I know it’s still possible, it just requires nearly every single possible perk available. I’m going to get it, just not at 00:00 on Thursday
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 17:05 TCT · 3 likes
Regardless, snatched away at the last second is disappointing after planning edu/stock rearrangement (my whole portfolio)/job switching.
Issue with 'Tumble Dryer' item and counterfeiting · 21 Apr 2025, 14:28 TCT · 3 likes
No it wasn’t the objective, it’s an unfortunate by product of an unnecessary change. If it were the objective it would’ve been that way from the start.
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 12:52 TCT · 2 likes
Wiki has a lot listed but it needs to be updated. It’s slightly inaccurate at the moment.
nearly OP. · 21 Apr 2025, 12:31 TCT · 35 likes
This was supposed to be post in "Achievements" in 3 days but here we are. Heads up to all my fellow merit chasers grinding for OP.
10 perks killed link to death certificate
literally 3 days short of getting my last perks (stocks activating, law firm perks activating) for OP honor 10 perks have been removed from enhancers for folks in C2.0.
Classic chedding brought on by a 29 day old player complaining item descriptions were confusing...
R.I.P. "You were awarded the honor: OP", my 556th award.
missing perks · 21 Apr 2025, 12:13 TCT
wiki states there is a perk for "1% accuracy" under combat training which is not present in perks. "pharmacy unlocked" is also listed as a perk but is not present in my perks.
many new perks need to be added to the wiki as well.
Issue with 'Tumble Dryer' item and counterfeiting · 21 Apr 2025, 11:13 TCT · 6 likes
Can you please change this back for like 2 weeks? I literally just needed my stock blocks to go active for OP, crying and screaming at the moment. I’ve been grinding this so hard.
Giving it all away · 18 Apr 2025, 20:23 TCT
Take it easy, don’t take anything in the real world labeled as “love juice”
Next year.. · 1 Apr 2025, 17:52 TCT · 1 like
This is the real Torn IQ test
Free Merit Tuesday (updated weekly) · 1 Apr 2025, 17:47 TCT
The Dirty Bomb has been completed! (Dividends) · 27 Feb 2025, 10:13 TCT · 2 likes
There was such a weird smell the whole time… makes sense now!
Hunting Skill 100, the tiger skin honor · 20 Feb 2025, 14:43 TCT
Chad move. Gets one of the rarest honors and uses supernova instead xD Grats man!
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