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Sweeney_Todd, a confession... · · 684 likes

Howdy...

 

I've been playing the character of Sweeney Todd on this game for a long time now, and that's who Sweeney is, love him or hate him, just a character...

 

In real life, I work in IT, and have to be positive when dealing with utter fuckwits who should not be using electrical devices as they have no idea how they work. To them it is some sort of magic, as every IT personal will tell you...

 

So I created Sweeney, the voice I wish I could use on a daily basis, without having daily "chats" with HR. The voice of full sarcasm, of anger and revenge. Sweeney does leak out now and again, but I found out, if you smile when you say it, it's OK. People just laugh when you call them a fucking idiot to their face...

 

Anways, I'm Mark. Nice to meet you for a short few minutes. I will still be playing Sweeney, he is not going away yet, but wanted an opportunity for you to meet the man behind the mask...

 

I study, by choice a lone, english history from the times of the first roman invasions, through to queen Elizebath I, skipping Henry 8th as he was a prick. I've also studied roman, greek, egyptian, spanish and french history as I enjoy it. Love Terry Pratchett and World of Warcraft. Douglas Adams, Rick Mayle and Robin Williams are also heroes I grew up with, I am old...

 

So this is the man behind Sweeney, so know he means no offence, deep down. He's just some arsehole that keeps me sane... sick

Pride bigots... · · 212 likes

From the recent Pride post, which I have always stood by, even during Monarchs hatred, there seems to be a new player who doesn't get it. I have always said, be who you want to be...

 

Be you...

 

The haters will try and claim you are subnormal, which is bullshit. How can we not be who we are? We are but us...

 

Now Wargasm was banned twice this year in the Pride event for discrimination. Not once, but twice. How dumb do you need to be to be banned twice in the same thread?

 

It disgusts me that these type of players still exist in this day and age. I thought we were beyond these times, that people have moved on, but it seems we are still being dragged down by these fuckwits...

 

Power to my Brothers and Sisters, as you rock. Never let anyone bring you down... sick

[Vote] NEW Impeach President of Torn 2016 · · 43 likes


One question... Who, apart from you, gives a shit? [:sick:]

My time is up... · · 127 likes

I've decided my time in Torn is done. I no longer care about faction wars, I couldn't give a shit about the forums any more...

I've been here a long time and seen the game change over the years. The game is so much more than when I signed up, and I hope it goes from strength to stength, but my interest is lost...

I will be around for the next few days to send my email to those I wish to stay in contact with, but other than that, may I wish you all well, unless you are are a f**kwit, then f**k you...

No you can't have my stuff and I give two shades if f**k about karma...

*Mic drop*... sick

Death of the forums... · · 213 likes


Ched, I hope you are happy...

Your "Let's promote drama in the forums by not moderating them" experiment is going as planned...

For us, the poor players who have to put up with this utter downpour of shite, not such so fun. Ego post after ego post is killing what you wanted to happen. The excuse of "Stop posting in troll threads and they will go" doesn't work as we have 4 to 5, and growing, dedicated twats who boost each others threads...

If you are not careful, you will lose any control of the forums and they will drown in their own crap...

Only you can stop this...

Queue the ****wits... [:sick:]

Recent archived posts

Small changes - Massive outcome ·

I thought you quit? sick

Blackmail / Extortion - kicked from job right at Halloween ·

If you can't lead, don't lead... sick

A tribute ·

I bet you don't get many gigs at funerals... sick

Blackmail / Extortion - kicked from job right at Halloween · · 1 like

As I said, same shit...

 

If you do not treat the players who have given their faith to you with respect, don't lead... sick

Blackmail / Extortion - kicked from job right at Halloween · · 1 like

Yes, a team of players that work for a common goal...

 

Same thing in my mind... sick

Blackmail / Extortion - kicked from job right at Halloween · · 1 like

Not in my fucking world it isn't...

 

If you are Johnny Big Balls enough to run a faction, you don't ask for shit, you give...

 

If you ask, you are a piece of crap that shouldn't lead factions...

 

Lead from above, not from below... sick

A tribute · · 3 likes

They didn't quit, they died, we checked... sick

Blackmail / Extortion - kicked from job right at Halloween · · 3 likes

Fuck that shit. Quit and get another job... sick

. ·

2 weeks? Fuck me...

 

Never apologise for being yourself. Just be you...

 

If you take a beating, fuck them. Just be you... sick

FINLAND SUOMI PERKELE TEAM UNITE · · 1 like

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FINLAND SUOMI PERKELE TEAM UNITE · · 1 like

I guess the "only english in the forums" rule means nothing now... sick

[Poll] The Scuffed Elimination Badge ·

I tried to give a fuck, I really did, but meh...

 

Is your ego so fragile? sick

General DIscussion (NOT SPAM) ·

On a side note Scipio beat the shit out of Hannibal, a much better General... sick

General DIscussion (NOT SPAM) ·

You mean Hannibal who crossed the mountains to attack Rome...

 

Atleast I fucking hope you do... sick

Active Streak Question! Merit-worthy ·

Ew? When did you turn into a 13 year old girl? laughing

 

A whole year, yeah fuck me that's an achievement... sick

WoW Forever... ·

The game get's better...

 

I saw on Arsebook some player boasting he will start at level 30 with BIS gear whilst new players would start at level 1 in November...

 

Totaly missed the difference between beta and early access...

 

The best bit was, no one corrected them. Funny as fuck. Can just see this player login on opening day and losing his shit that it's all gone...

 

This WoW will not quite beat Retail, but it will beat Classic, numbers wise...

 

But, it is not classic. It plays, at the moment like classic, but it is a different game. There will be none of the expansions, it will play like classic but with new zones and new rules. In a weeks play, it dragged me back 20 odd years, back to when I first started playing...

 

Love it... sick

Whitehouse.gov/arcade is a disgrace ·

Trumps people made a game?

 

And you played it?

 

And it was shit?

 

Have you not picked up any clues in the last year why this would be? sick

Pink Race October 2026 ·

My support is here if you need it my lady... sick

 

My aunt went through breast cancer, so will stand with you... 

DIRTY BOMB ANNOUNCEMENT [ PART II ] ·

So what are you going to do if they go factionless for a short time? Fuck all...

 

So basically, you are going to do fuck all. Thanks for the heads up you are not bombing anything, other than making a very poor, and I mean very poor, flex...

 

Grrrr... sick

Banning of third party casinos · · 1 like

If people are dumb enough to use the Torn casino, that's one thing...

 

If you are so fucking stupid to bet on a third party casino, boy. There is no hope for you...

 

These are programmed to let you win a little to get you in, then they will make you lose so you chase that initial win. All casinos are rigged, this is known. If you don't know this, stop gambling...

 

There is no luck, there is no chance, you are destined to lose... sick