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UNNAMEABLES BOUNTIES We put a bounty on your head · · 37 likes

I'd say that this belongs in the Attacking forum with the other bounty offers, but a greenleaf advertising a confidential bounty service actually seems like it should go in Fun & Games.

Update: Just self excluded for the 100th time · · 84 likes

Do any of you degens binge and then self-exclude on a high-frequency basis?  I guess it's healthy that I know to get out before going bankrupt, but 7 or 14 day exclusions are starting to feel a little disingenuous...

 

Update:  Was 48, but now up to 100 self-exclusions. 

 

Taking a break from Torn, but if/when I get back, Thread dividends as promised...

 

Break is over.  Thread divs...

 

Westend liked your post

01:32:09 - 23/09/25 You sent a Melee Cache to Westend with the message: Thread divs on my return

 

D34DSH0T liked your post

01:32:23 - 23/09/25 You sent a Melee Cache to D34DSH0T with the message: Thread divs on my return

 

 

Update #2: Planning for self-exclusion #100 - how should I celebrate? 

 

Update #3: Self-exclusion #100 is coming up - see my last post for details on a melee cache raffle.

 

Update #4: Self-exclusion #100 happened:

17:59:10 - 22/08/26 You sent a Melee Cache to Viciously_Grim with the message: You won the self-exclusion #100 raffle

 

An open response to Yevgeny · · 100 likes

I think, even with all the mistakes I’ve made in life, my parents can still be proud that I’ve not been called out publicly by someone named cum_guzzler.

I have 40 days to make $1B · · 48 likes

Get an IRL job and buy a few DPs

I AM QUITTING THE GAME GIVING AWAY ALL · · 14 likes

Dude - your NW is less than 30m.  What do you have to give away?

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Group Chat when ·

RR chat when?

only 7 chats permitted every 10m xD · · 11 likes

Please limit it to one per day.

 

thanks,

Everyone not working for a company

Chat 3.1 ·

Don’t worry.  That feeling of existential solitude - that there is no one that understands or cares about you - is normal.  You’ve just had the scales removed from your eyes.  Take a moment, breathe deep, and get back to work.

Chat 3.1 · · 3 likes

You must be new here

Your loss, not mine [CACHE VALUE] ·

Sshhh!  You're not supposed to give away the infinite money glitches....

Happy Anniversary Arson! · · 3 likes

To be fair, I doubt it's the mechanics of implementation that are hard, but likely the game play complexity and design.  So saying "AI could code up X" may be true, but before X existed, AI couldn't invent it.  well, it might, but it would probably suck.

 

That's not to say that a year for a new crime is reasonable.  It's a crime in itself.  But I don't think the alternative of "AI, spin up a new crime 2.0 for us" is an alternative we want.

Happy Anniversary Arson! · · 1 like

The new crime will be server lag during Halloween, amirite????

 

Pigeon Paradise | 100% FREE Casino with real prize & Daily Xanax Giveaways ·

What's the business model?  A casino where you can't buy in but you can cash out seems a bit suspicious.

Pigeon Paradise | 100% FREE Casino with real prize & Daily Xanax Giveaways ·

You miss the Annoucement?

Real dollars for torn services ·

Come on... grandma jokes like that are just ... uncouth.  We're sophisticated here in GD.  We keep it classy.

Real dollars for torn services · · 7 likes

I'm not sure you've grasped the whole concept of money...

 

Golden Laptop ·

The best way to protect your money is to get mugged, and the bask in that sweet, sweet mug protection...

What drug should torn add? ·

Claritin - but you can only use it in the spring, and Torn should add a Seasonal Allergy event where everybody gets itchy eyes and runny noses.

Fedded Archives ·

Zapi / iquitgoodbye still has a NW of ~166B.  So that either means he didn't lose the money, or it got sent back in the process of him getting fed'ed.  Did you confirm that the n00b actually got the money from him?

Mission ·

Probably not, but if you think it is, it should go in the bugs & issues forum, and include more details on exactly what happened and what you think went wrong.

How about a suicide prevention post where we all just troll the hell out of each other. · · 2 likes

Fedded Archives · · 8 likes

when they get back after 30 days, they need to rename themselves FORUM_RAFFLE

Raffle for 64% Parry Koda ·

You can screen record yourself 15 times and pick the one you want to post.  Doing a trustable RNG for the public for something like this is actually tricky.

Raffle question ·

That being said, there still could be an RMT concern there (i.e. a discord that advertises itself as a "giveaway" service, but in reality is a place where people pay RM to win the give-away).  But as far as I can tell, the new rules don't disallow a free-giveaway discord, but if the giveaways are big enough people might get suspicious it's a front for RMT.  But that's going to be true for anything that involves people giving away stuff for no apparent reason (even a free-giveaway on Torn).  So on a simple reading of the new rules:

 

What’s no longer allowed

  • Third party casinos. This covers any external, player-run site or service where you buy in with Torn currency or assets to gamble on non-Torn content, such as slots, dice, roulette or card games.
  • Third party bookies. This covers external platforms that take bets on events outside of Torn, such as sports books and accumulators.
  • Off-site raffles and lotteries that cost Torn currency or assets to enter, including those run on Discord servers.

 

this seems fine as long as nothing else illegal is involved.

Raffle 2 - 150 Xanax - 1st 125 Xanax - 2nd 25 Xanax · · 1 like

I think one bump a day is enough for something like this.