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Adventures in Torn! - A mugging changes everything · · 40 likes

Once upon a time, the company I worked for was like any other. I kind of treated it like a part time job in real life. something I want to keep an eye on, but not really a big part of my day to day gaming. Voiddrillers II is an younger oil rig company with big dreams. As a player weak on Manual Labor, I was excited to meet Sectory the owner in real life at TornCon Amsterdam. We hit it off and he offered me a job, promising me a manual worker position so I can get my Manual up higher to match Intelligence and Endurance. Honestly, for all the jobs Ive had, I never really paid much attention to the company or the company chat. I sense that most people treat their jobs like this, but I have no evidence one way or the other. 

 

A few days ago, our illustrious employer, Sectory mugged CIAPAS for $1.6M. Not a monumental amount of money by any stretch. Ciapas' reaction was to bounty all of the company employees twice, with the note "Leave company"..... This is very ominous. 

 

So I head over the company chat and I see this has happened to everyone. What followed? A long, interesting and funny discussion, along with all of us describing how we were reacting to it, (I simply put two bounties back on him) ultimately resulting in a very memorable exchange for all of us. We have had fun, laughs and adventures together now, and instead of treating the job as an "aside" its now a fun part of the game I look forward to each time I log in... 

 

Just now, I was thinking to myself, wow this guy actually really helped us out! Look at how we now are are all banding together and having some good banter... just very cool... and really illustrates the dynamic nature of torn and all of the unique new ways to play that pop up from time to time. 

 

I decided to email Ciapis to thank him.... and HE RESPONDED!!!! 

 

I sent: 

Salutations and Good Tidings!,

 

I'm writing to express my most heartfelt and unironic gratitude for the truly remarkable contribution you've recently made to the morale and camaraderie of my company. I mean every word of this with absolute sincerity.

 

Your decision to pursue bounties on the entirety of our roster — what one might describe as a sweeping, ambitious, and frankly unforgettable act of vengeance — has had the most wonderful and unforeseen effect: it has brought us closer together. Where once we were merely coworkers exchanging the occasional pleasantry, we are now a tight-knit, deeply engaged community, sharing stories, offering mutual support, and laughing harder than we have in weeks. You, sir, have inadvertently become the architect of one of the most spirited and memorable chapters in our company's chat history.

 

Torn is such a magnificent game — full of intrigue, drama, fortune, and folly — and your reaction to recent events has reminded all of us why we keep coming back. The escalation, the conviction, the sheer theatrical flair of your response: all of it has provided endless amusement and genuine bonding within our ranks. Honestly, we couldn't have scripted a better catalyst for company unity if we had tried.

 

So please, accept this as a genuine and warm thank-you. You are, in every sense of the word, a solid Tornizen — one whose passion and dedication to the game have enriched the experience of others in ways you may not have intended, but which we are nonetheless deeply grateful for.

 

Wishing you continued success in your endeavors,

 

— TheGreatSkeeve

 

Now, was I being sarcastic.... I guess maybe a little? Overdoing it with the flowery talk a bit... But the root is actually true. and here is his response, short and sweet: 

Glad. These are really beautiful words.

I am not some enemy. Simple working man, a family man.

Some your boss actions led to the fact that I had to take some action. But these were never 'll be long-term actions.

Wish you best luck! Enjoy Torn!

 

Just like all of us, Ciapis seems like a regular guy, trying to play the game as best as he can, taking action against those who he feels offended by. I applaud his play style, his response, and all of you!!! 

 

  • I also applaud all of the players who will down vote my post now. I hope some of you will post similar stories about:
    How great this game is
  • How a bad event resulted in good things
  • That you want pets back

 

Thanks for reading! 

 

JC

Anti-Semetism again rears its head · · 10 likes

Im not jewish but I live in a community with a lot of jewish people. When I am with my jewish friends I do use the word jew when talking about jewish things… but they know me. If I am with strangers I never use the word jew. And to preface w the word “ugly” is definitely intended as a slur agains the jewish people. Fed that SOB.

Torn Recruitment Effort · · 15 likes

Hey all,

 

so Im a merit hunter and Id like to get the merits for recruitment. It would also be nice to get a few hundred donator packs if I can!

 

So I threw together a basic webpage, like a flyer/advertisement and am offering game money and support!

 

I then made a qr code magnet which I put on my car.


I did put a counter at the bottom to gauge activity. 

I only put the magnet on 2 days ago and I posted this on FB yesterday. FB got me over 200 views, which is pretty cool but obviously none of these will lead me to actual recruits…

 

Fingers crossed!!!

 

I cant wait to see what you all think!


[image: imgur.com]

 

Leta talk about the Church? · · 3 likes

Does prayer help? Do the rosary beads help? Does donating to the church help? 

if any of these do help in some way, how?

 

Has there been an article already? Am I a dolt? Possibly. 

Thank you all, 

 

The Great Skeeve!

Any Greenlanders? Discuss USA + Greenland · · 3 likes

80% of the worlds energy is generated via fossil fuels, I don't believe its going anywhere any time soon. When do you predict an end to fossil fuels?

 

Oil is also not produced by fossils, thats a myth. 

 

 

Recent archived posts

Stop Renting, Start Owning - Island Mortgage Plans Available · · 1 like

This is an incredible way to get people into islands. And you have an a great in-game reputation so people can trust you.... Not sure how you are irl tho,  haha... 

Im posting in my faction chat and discord. We have several up and comers that would be interested. 

POETRY? Really? · · 2 likes

Someone send this man a xan!

Of TheGreatSkeeve he is obvi a fan!

 

His creativity abounds

And your mind goes Zounds!

 

For rhymes I crank out and dish,

So long and thanks for all the fish!  

POETRY? Really? · · 8 likes

Three years back I signed on scared, with Facebook in my ear,
"They'll rob you blind and screw you good!"—so I lived in fear.
Then SharkeyFive came hunting me and proved the warnings true,
I hunkered down, distrustful, sure the whole game was a zoo.

 

But Amsterdam flipped the whole script—real friends, a real good time,
And Boston's next this August (Long Island's in my rhyme).
Then stumbled onto something odd, a free ad, nothing lost:
I'd trade some verse for Xanax and just eat the tiny cost.

 

Well the Xanax rolled right in, and better still, the folks were kind,
Not hoodlums out to gut me—no, the sweetest you could find.
This game's got a thousand faces, and I've barely seen a few,
So here's my thanks to all of Torn—I'm having a blast, are you?

 

 

When I started playing a little over 3 years ago, I learned about the game from Torn Facebook. FB taught me that every single player here was out to screw me and to be super distrustful and careful with any player at all in the game. 

 

Right around this time, I was also 'blessed' to be chosen as a target by SharkeyFive... Remember him? Well that interaction kind of reinforced what I learned on Facebook.  

 

BOY WAS THAT ALL WRONG!!!!!!

I had a blast in Torn Amsterdam making new, real world friends and am also attending Torn Boston in August (I live on Long Island, NY). 

 

Now I quite accidentally discovered a whole new face of Torn!!    POETRY - YES - POETRY

 

I recently got the stock block that gives me free banner ads, but I don't have a company yet, or a faction or anything to sell so what to do, what to do... So I put up an for poetry about you for 1 Xanax. Cost me nothing and if no one messages me, then who cares... 

 

Well - I have been paid a few dozen Xanax in only a few weeks. And every interaction is incredible. People are so nice, and appreciative! 

 

These are not the dishonest hoodlums I was warned about!!??

 

I have seen an entirely new side of Torn. I am completely blown away with peoples kindness, responsiveness and interest in just simple poetry. 

 

This game is so multifaceted, there are so many different kinds of players its really crazy. 

 

I hope you all are loving Torn as much as I am! 

 

And if anyone thinks this is a shameless plug to try to get more Xanax... (just check my profile!) Well maybe it is, but it is also definitely a massive show of gratitude to the game, the volunteers and all of you! 

Formatting issue when Tavelling ·

No, I took the shot and then saw the message about torn tools after I got back, I can try the next time I go. 

Formatting issue when Tavelling ·

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled.

 

I found a formatting bug. I flew to Argentina, bought partial fill. It displayed my order, and when I hit the little x to close the message, it reformatted like so... [image: i.imgur.com]

Bookie Bets - odds Locked or dothey move? · · 1 like

I placed a bet on a soccer game game coming up Morocco versus Scotland, and now the odds shown are different from when I placed the bet. So the odds definitely moved, but are the odds locked in for me at the time I placed the bet, or am I subject to the swing after I bet a game?  

 

Anyone, Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

 

Thanks in advance! 

 

JC

please delete need restart since people wont stop even when warned 3 times · · 2 likes

your eyes hurt??? Think about all of us that have to look at you!!! HAHA, jk Boss!  

Adventures in Torn! - A mugging changes everything · · 40 likes

Once upon a time, the company I worked for was like any other. I kind of treated it like a part time job in real life. something I want to keep an eye on, but not really a big part of my day to day gaming. Voiddrillers II is an younger oil rig company with big dreams. As a player weak on Manual Labor, I was excited to meet Sectory the owner in real life at TornCon Amsterdam. We hit it off and he offered me a job, promising me a manual worker position so I can get my Manual up higher to match Intelligence and Endurance. Honestly, for all the jobs Ive had, I never really paid much attention to the company or the company chat. I sense that most people treat their jobs like this, but I have no evidence one way or the other. 

 

A few days ago, our illustrious employer, Sectory mugged CIAPAS for $1.6M. Not a monumental amount of money by any stretch. Ciapas' reaction was to bounty all of the company employees twice, with the note "Leave company"..... This is very ominous. 

 

So I head over the company chat and I see this has happened to everyone. What followed? A long, interesting and funny discussion, along with all of us describing how we were reacting to it, (I simply put two bounties back on him) ultimately resulting in a very memorable exchange for all of us. We have had fun, laughs and adventures together now, and instead of treating the job as an "aside" its now a fun part of the game I look forward to each time I log in... 

 

Just now, I was thinking to myself, wow this guy actually really helped us out! Look at how we now are are all banding together and having some good banter... just very cool... and really illustrates the dynamic nature of torn and all of the unique new ways to play that pop up from time to time. 

 

I decided to email Ciapis to thank him.... and HE RESPONDED!!!! 

 

I sent: 

Salutations and Good Tidings!,

 

I'm writing to express my most heartfelt and unironic gratitude for the truly remarkable contribution you've recently made to the morale and camaraderie of my company. I mean every word of this with absolute sincerity.

 

Your decision to pursue bounties on the entirety of our roster — what one might describe as a sweeping, ambitious, and frankly unforgettable act of vengeance — has had the most wonderful and unforeseen effect: it has brought us closer together. Where once we were merely coworkers exchanging the occasional pleasantry, we are now a tight-knit, deeply engaged community, sharing stories, offering mutual support, and laughing harder than we have in weeks. You, sir, have inadvertently become the architect of one of the most spirited and memorable chapters in our company's chat history.

 

Torn is such a magnificent game — full of intrigue, drama, fortune, and folly — and your reaction to recent events has reminded all of us why we keep coming back. The escalation, the conviction, the sheer theatrical flair of your response: all of it has provided endless amusement and genuine bonding within our ranks. Honestly, we couldn't have scripted a better catalyst for company unity if we had tried.

 

So please, accept this as a genuine and warm thank-you. You are, in every sense of the word, a solid Tornizen — one whose passion and dedication to the game have enriched the experience of others in ways you may not have intended, but which we are nonetheless deeply grateful for.

 

Wishing you continued success in your endeavors,

 

— TheGreatSkeeve

 

Now, was I being sarcastic.... I guess maybe a little? Overdoing it with the flowery talk a bit... But the root is actually true. and here is his response, short and sweet: 

Glad. These are really beautiful words.

I am not some enemy. Simple working man, a family man.

Some your boss actions led to the fact that I had to take some action. But these were never 'll be long-term actions.

Wish you best luck! Enjoy Torn!

 

Just like all of us, Ciapis seems like a regular guy, trying to play the game as best as he can, taking action against those who he feels offended by. I applaud his play style, his response, and all of you!!! 

 

  • I also applaud all of the players who will down vote my post now. I hope some of you will post similar stories about:
    How great this game is
  • How a bad event resulted in good things
  • That you want pets back

 

Thanks for reading! 

 

JC

China is cooked ·

I'm good friends with a Chinese person who travels back and forth. One thing he says the American media never points out that China has been successfully supporting policies within Taiwan to support reunification. Basically advertising and marketing. And according to him its working. Because of this he feels it is way more likely for the Taiwanese to imply vote for reunification than an invasion. 

 

What I find telling is the complete absence of this angle from all news sources.

 

Thoughts?

Pets!!!! (or rather, What happened?) · · 4 likes

As a newer player... I have heard there used to be pets. What was that like? Does anyone have any good stories, or know what happened to them? And of course, any plans to see them return some day? 

 

Thoughts? Wishes, Rumors? 

 

Inquiring pet lovers want to know! 

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 2 likes

Uh yeah I didnt get in game yet but thanks to Raz, I had trouble finding the ground...  Thank God for gravity! 

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 1 like

Argh! you got the cesium!! 

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam ·

I notice there is no blood bag. Let me know if you want one. 

Impressions from TornCon Amsterdam · · 2 likes

Boston August

Display bug - Laptop not visible in SA. I was told to tell CJ. · · 1 like

I apologize I could have swlrn the laptop was visible while in the air and in Argentina recently. I thought it was a but that it was visible in those places and not in SA. I have now flown to Argentina and can see that the laptop button is not visible in flight or in Argentina. I must be losing my mind for thinking it was visible in those places. (Im at Torncon Amsterdam…  The sheer excitement of meeting bogie must have me a tad delirious…)

Display bug - Laptop not visible in SA. I was told to tell CJ. ·

The laptop is visible in out countries. Not in SA.

 

Display bug - Laptop not visible in SA. I was told to tell CJ. ·

Scamming - A Question... · · 1 like

Hi all,

 

I read the walkthrough for this made by that madman EMFORUS. He is a dedicated Tornian and should be granted a special place in the Torn history books. 

 

I just started this crime about a week ago. I'm up to level 19. 

 

Question: Does playing with the responses generate less/the same/ more CE? Meaning, it seems for these earlier crimes, the payouts are farily low. So is there any difference if I just take the first payout available? Is completing the scam paying more xp than fumbling around trying to get to 3X payout? For these low pay scams Id rather maximize XP. 


Brown nosing the boss book ·

This is a crazeee game!!!! Ive had the brownosing the boss book forever. Got it and forgot about it. About 5 minutes ago I remembered the book and figured I might as well use it now since I work for a faction mate in his TV STATION. I come here and this thread was just posted a few hours ago! How weird is that???

 

anyway my question is what do the employees typically get for using this book? If its not much Id just use it and let him keep the gains. Or maybe just ask for extra trains?

 

And reading this it seems like I should tell him so he can put me in best position?

 

or should I wait till my stats are bigger and Im at a more profitable business that will pay me BILLIONS (Dr evils little pinky)

 

  • Manual labor 20,782
  • Intelligence 56,985
  • Endurance 56,078
  • Total 133,845

 

 

Homemade E-ink Torn API device · · 3 likes

This is simply SUITE!!!!! I'm going to buy 3 in case I need to check it more than once!