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Mr_Chips [3341496] Level 90 Traveling Corrupted Phoenix CP phoenix council

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Eggster Egg Decorating · · 23 likes

Duke, no! That is not how they want their eggs fertilized!

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Racing Sponsorship · · 10 likes

As a racing driver you could get sponsorship from a citizen owned company that would give you a bit of extra income in return for increased advertising for the company, You can think up the maths for how much it adds to their company's advertising but it could use things like, skill level, races done that day, podium places, race league etc

 

maybe they could sponsor a team of cars, i dunno like up to 2 or 3 ?.

that could open up a whole extra range of team racing events

 

I've not really thought about how to display it but i just thought the idea would be quite cool. People would start hunting down drivers and negotiating deals etc

 

i wasnt really expecting them to be an employee of the company but maybe that could work, i dunno an extra employee slot(s) that could be unlocked for race sponsorship, might be too much i dunno, but anyway

 

tldr 

Citizen owned companies could have some sort of mechanic where they "sponsor" racing drivers for extra advertising and a bit of cash for racers

New merits/honours · · 9 likes

A merit for getting max reputation with Duke on the mission green bar thingy (can also add one for each, if any, future mission givers)

Make dirty bombs mean something · · 8 likes

Dirty bomb use has become trivialised as a way for the mega rich to get two achievements they've always had a hard on for but never had the balls to get now that they've seen there's little to no consequences for launching one at a faction with no territory 

 

Solution:

 

Make dirty bombs target a territory not a faction

 

or if still want to target a faction and it doesn't have a territory maybe it's a RNG roll for where their HQ was on the map.

 

Or add two extra achievements, Drop a bomb on a faction holding at least 1 territory and drop a bomb on a faction holding at least 10 territories 

 

It makes no sense to detonate a bomb in torn with no, err, fall out for the person who set it 

Summer Sand Sculptures · · 17 likes

Here's my entry. It's a poorly built, falling apart after just one use, sand embosser! So just like the real thing really!!  #EmbossersSuck

 

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[script] hide the chat on individual windows · · 1 like

Oh no, as soon as i find it and love it chat 3.1 breaks it 😢

 

Wehey its back thank you!

[script] hide the chat on individual windows · · 1 like

I love it

[script] show gifs and images in chat · · 2 likes

Awesome, one little thing if you have your chat window at least than 100% with it doesn't resize for that, but very minor thing, I love it. Anything less than 90% gets a little cropped

Elimination Memes · · 14 likes

Probably enough to make my point but removing my chance of a prize

 

{CLOSED} {grave} ·

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[Script]Travel Blocker: OC Timing, Drug Cooldown, Bazaar Status · · 1 like

You are a star, thank you

[Script]Travel Blocker: OC Timing, Drug Cooldown, Bazaar Status · · 2 likes

Has this one stopped working for other people? Sometime recently, I noticed I've not been getting any alerts or blocks

 

I'm very absent-minded and this helps so much, I really like it so I hope it's fixable 🤔

Pride Prize Race 2026 ·

Let's go (if still available)

Suitcase size reduced by 1 · · 12 likes

5% travel time reduction isn't a buff as you're not in the air 247. You have to wait for the right time for things to go.

 

 5% reduction in flight time when xanax in UK only restocks every 1hr50mins isn't helping you get any more

 

It's 1 less per flight and you have to wait 5% longer to fly again

New merits/honours ·

Mile High Club: fly to another location with no weapons or armour equipped 

 

Mostly just inspired by the travel changes but might be a fun silly one to add 😆

PVP replacement events - Mission 2.0 - Suggestion Forums · · 1 like

250 upvotes for suggestions to even get looked at makes no sense. No one is looking in there. There's no way to keep track on ones I've read.

 

They haven't got time to go through them all, nor do we!

 

If they just graveyarded ones a bit more actively that they had considered and rejected they could spin through them easily. There's not that many added, its the comments and bumping that confuses how many there are unread and lots can be disregarded easily. 

 

They're probably missing loads of gold in there.

 

They haven't got time to read them? I haven't got time to continually bump a quick win improvement to some crime or something 

Museum Day Special outcomes in crime · · 1 like

Thank you

Vault-tech Escape Co (500k) ·

I'm working these while reading my escape book, automated tracking of hits makes it easy for me and you, currently at least 5 people making escapes so can be done and out of your hair nice and quick 

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Oh no my poor sleep pattern...

Bank sharing spreadsheet? ·

i was thinking more along the lines of a more active one where i can predict how much made by end based on different investment periods and track repayments etc  it gets quite complicated, people do do this and i was just wondering there's already something for this out there

Bank sharing spreadsheet? ·

Hello does anyone know of a spreadsheet or something to help with loaning money to people so they can max their bank investment and sharing the returns while they pay it back?

Sausage Fest 8th June · · 2 likes

Well come on then where is it??add the piñata as NPC event and some other BBQ themed items and job done

Escapes 500k: 2 book readers double quick time · · 2 likes

Escape merits help from Mr_Chips and Bennyherbs 

Starting early May (depending how quickly we can book them up) we'll both be reading The Book of Escapes.

 

Pricing:

 

500K per escape

 

Payment is required before attacks are made

 

We'll be able to make over 100 attacks per day, (+3k in the month!) Maybe more, we both work in a 10* candle shop as well so will see how we go!

 

 

Why choose us? 

Active committed players both at or close to 2 years of service 

 

You want your 1k escapes in double quick time and not have to worry about multiple dealings we got you

 

 

Thanks for reading, DM me if Bennyherbs to arrange

Custom JLT Spring Banners 2026 ·

Mr_Chips L3

 

Thank you

[R] Rename Missions ·

Thank you! Was really missing this working