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20:45:51 - 30/03/25 You sent $554,054,820 to The_Ginga_Ninja (he used memories and mamories)
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13:25:21 - 29/08/24 You sent $377,233,762 to Merkelig
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15:56:13 - 12/09/25 You sent $408,211,526 to Shindig
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16:32:36 - 08/05/26 You sent $454,750,108 to Sachmis
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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Achieved a chain of 50000 over the course of 10 days, 11 hours, 2 minutes
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fist bunp for the tip
bump.
We had 12.5+ billion jackpot yesterday and I had 5k tokens saved up in job points and it took me literally 2 hours to spend all my tokens even with the script to allow faster spinning. Live updating buttons still would be nice to have, but the impact of allowing bulk spins would save players so much more time
dirty bombs arent even a good tool for removing respect. I was debating whether I even think we would want a smaller dirty bomb option after removing raids and I think the answer is no. Remove raids, just dirty bombs to do some damage and send a message, but they should still cost a lot to make them mean something. The lack of a way to hurt another factions respect will only be missed by a handful of players and we can easily ignore their opinions lol. Alternatively I would argue that raids need to be buffed.
Scrolling through the raids in the faction warfare page, the vast majority of raids are for small amounts of respect compared to what you can make from a chain or ranked war. It looks like its mostly useless, but it can certainly work as a threat to territory war so I feel like removing it would probably be a positive thing overall.
I forgot about those.
16:51:55 - 14/07/20 You found a Book : Time Is In The Mind in the city
00:46:41 - 12/05/23 You found a Book : Working 9 Til 5 in the city
https://www.torn.com/page.php?sid=log&log=7900
19:45:29 - 07/08/26 You exchanged 1,998 mission credits for 1x Book : Get Hard Or Go Home
13:12:49 - 18/06/26 You exchanged 1,963 mission credits for 1x Book : What Are Old Folk Good For Anyway?
15:20:04 - 05/01/26 You exchanged 1,965 mission credits for 1x Book : Fuelling Your Way To Failure
03:14:11 - 30/10/25 You exchanged 1,875 mission credits for 1x Book : The Real Dutch Courage
00:34:07 - 29/05/25 You exchanged 1,458 mission credits for 1x Book : Because I'm Happy - The Pharrell Story
10:34:52 - 04/11/23 You exchanged 1,455 mission credits for 1x Book : A Job For Your Hands
11:45:08 - 29/10/23 You exchanged 1,957 mission credits for 1x Book : Higher Daddy, Higher!
15:56:48 - 25/05/23 You exchanged 1,892 mission credits for 1x Book : Limbo Lovers 101
16:55:54 - 05/04/23 You exchanged 1,941 mission credits for 1x Book : No More Soap On A Rope
01:42:59 - 28/12/22 You exchanged 1,349 mission credits for 1x Book : No Shame No Pain
17:52:56 - 12/03/20 You exchanged 1,832 mission credits for 1x Book : Ignorance Is Bliss
you can get lots of books from missions. probably a skill issue
thanks, I missed the memo
Whoever dirty bombs on Halloween messes up travel for the rest of us who just want to kill maol minions and should be dirty bombed as well
The announcement said these were smaller tweaks with larger changes coming. Obviously Pedro can't just leak whats coming here, but it could be the changes you are looking for.
show us your butthole
Imagine all the buttholes you could see once we free the fedded
bump
I frequently dont play slots for that reason. If slots was faster I would spend all my casino tokens daily and refill every day. As it is I do that maybe 1/3 of the time. Earlier I said I have done 205k spins. I am 7000 days old, and at 150 tokens per day I could have done over a million spins by now if I didn't hate it. The amount I play slots is a balance between my dislike for the activity in general and my desire to one day get every award Torn has to offer. The jackpot is one of the more rare but I do work towards it, and I wish it was less unpleasant so I would be able to work towards it more. Realistically the userscript is the best we will ever get and I know that.
And lots of awards cost money. I have detonated a dirty bomb, so I already spent 50 billion to get an award. The cost to play the slot machine isn't a concern to me. I will happily waste money on the slot machine. I begrudgingly waste my time at the slot machine.
If I click "spin all" I want all spins generated immediately. Maybe it takes 10 seconds to generate 1500 spins all at once, but if its still spinning 20 minutes later that is not what I was asking for. I already have spent literal weeks, maybe even months of IRL time clicking the slot machine and I don't like just sitting there mindlessly clicking a button. If I want that I can play cookie clicker.
I don't expect that they will even add a "spin all" option, but as long as I am asking for a slot improvement I might as well mention that slots is very time consuming and that to me it feels like wasted time and I hate that. Lots of video games do this though, they make boring grindy gameplay that just feels like a waste of time. And I hate all of it. For example, trading in pokemon games always has a lot of stupid animations that are maybe fun to watch the first few times, but 1000 trades later I wish I could disable the animations and just skip to the results so I can do it again quicker.
Oh, here is one of the fast slots scripts, but there are at least a few out there.
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16353969&b=0&a=0
Torn is a city where there are many ways to succeed. Whereas some prefer to burn all their money on happy jumps and gym stat gains, others prefer to build their wealth first and focus on gym more once they have stable income. There is no correct path though, its basically a sandbox game so you are winning so long as you're having fun. Fun for you might be doing the crime minigames. Personally I think scamming is really fun but it seems to have slower crime XP gains compared to disposal, cracking, and arson so I don't do it anymore because I want to see my nerve bar increasing faster.
The city bank gives pretty much the best interest of anything in this game so its pretty obvious to max that income source as soon as possible so you can benefit from it as much as possible. There is even a company special that lets you put in an extra billion on your investment, and if we could put all our money in the city bank we all would. If I could have been getting city bank rates on all my money over my whole torn life I would have over a trillion dollars and would make enough interest to live on a full stat enhancer diet. Thats why there is a 2b investment cap.
The recent patch listed an improvement for bounties to update the place button to be clickable when you have money.
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=1&t=16600564&b=0&a=0
- Fixed 'Place' button on the Bounties page to enable live when enough money enters the user's wallet 🐞
That is a nice update, and it made me realize that there is another place they could do it. When I am dumping my casino tokens into the slot machine and run out of tokens, I sometimes open a new tab to the point building and refill my casino tokens, but when I go back to the slot machine page I had open the buttons are still disabled from when I ran out of tokens so I have to refresh the page before I can feed the machine. Same if I run out of money, open a new page to get more money, go back to slot page, but the money buttons are still disabled.
Also if I could just full send all casino tokens into the slot machine at once that would be even better. There is a userscript that speeds up the slot machine so you can do about 1 spin per second, but that is still not fast enough. I get a lot of casino tokens from my job and if I let them pile up rather than using them daily it can easily take me 30 minutes to dump all my tokens even at 1 spin per second. I actually prefer to let them pile up though so I can dump them when there is a larger jackpot, as opposed to using them daily and doing more spins on small jackpots.
Right now I have 205k total spins at the slot machine. I didn't have the nice script the whole time, but assuming that I did this would be a little over 57 hours of spinning the slot machine. And I haven't even won. TLDR Slots is too time consuming, please make it faster.
14:38:13 - 05/09/26 You joined the Brain Surgeons team in the Elimination competition
I though of you when I got team brain surgeon 😂 crazy to hear the body temperature impact you've had too, but it sounds like your adjusting well so far 🤞
why are you trying to nerf smurf guns?
racing already had an extremely major buff and I will be able to reach 100 skill within a couple of years now just grinding the docks. you can do it super fast in a mechanic job. no more buffs needed for racing. please. as it is soon there will be a ton of people at 100 skill and the tournaments will be a total crap shoot. All the work that the racing legends put in in the past 20 years to put themselves ahead of the competition has already been erased basically. Dont take away their lap records too. ToxicMonkeyMXC worked so hard to get those records and I am sure the others up there did too.