Wars
Torn stories about wars, retold from the forum archive with every statement labelled and sourced.
- Lyttle wanted a long war, got "excuses", and the forum answered with jokes
In March 2023 Lyttle [2619782] posted a complaint that a war promised to last months had ended after 2 weeks. Replies were mostly one-liners, with a few attempts at explanation.
2023–2024 · Wars
- A ranked war ran past 120 hours and ended in a reported forfeit
A ranked war between Occul2us and Lupi ran past 120 hours. Players said it ended in a forfeit with no payout, and a General Discussion thread followed on the bug and on whether turtling counts as fighting.
Jul–Aug 2025 · Wars
- The Quidnunks HQ and The Black Hand fight a termed war, August 2021
Shibby [1534164] announced a termed war between The Quidnunks HQ and The Black Hand for 13 Aug 2021. Players commented on the terms and the stat gap while it ran and after it ended.
Aug–Sep 2021 · Wars
- PT-Penguins v Arcadia: a ranked war and the row over outside hits
In January 2022 PT-Penguins and Arcadia fought a ranked war. The forum thread became an argument over whether PT-Family members hitting Arcadia counted as interference. One PT co-leader apologised.
Jan–Feb 2022 · Wars
- Cursed's "Worst ranked war payment ever?" thread and the war behind it
In August 2024 Cursed [1901987] posted about a ranked war they said lasted 13 hours and left the other side with 8 points. The thread drew 109 replies, and the other side answered in it.
Aug–Dec 2024 · Wars
- A ranked war term deal, a 60/40 split and a dispute over 20% of the loot
In June 2026 B0rjara said SHAT's Offertory withheld part of an agreed loot split after a ranked war with Cipher. The forum argued over whether it was a scam or a misread deal.
Jun 2026 · Wars
- Damage Inc hits Jux, and a fake-wall complaint becomes a thread-long argument
In December 2024 Damage Inc assaulted Jux in territory warfare. nex opened a thread asking for a TT war update. It turned into insults, old war grievances and jokes.
Dec 2024 · Wars
- Rain Men declare war on Wolf Pack in a September 2022 forum thread
Uncle [1945385] posted a war declaration against Wolf Pack on 16 Sep 2022. Replies carried taunts and pasted attack logs, and some players used the thread to complain about team leaders and servers.
Sep 2022 · Wars
- R vs NS: a February 2020 war thread of taunts, jokes and a concession
A Faction Discussion thread titled "R vs NS - lets kill some glitch monkeys" ran from 09 to 13 Feb 2020. It holds taunts, jokes, officer comments and a post from Hank [1732212] conceding NS's strength.
Feb 2020 · Wars
- Prodigy posts the alliance's plan to hit Pink Power, and the thread argues over it
On 17 Sep 2017 Prodigy [269095] published a joint plan for the remaining teams to attack Pink Power (PP) in the elimination competition. The replies covered the plan, an earlier resignation post and PP's strength.
Sep 2017 · Wars
- Wolf Pack + Co Declares War on Rain Men During Elimination 2022
A September 2022 thread accusing Rain Men's leader of betrayal and trying to buy Elimination turned into days of public insults between the two sides, joined at points by a Torn officer.
2022–2024 · Wars
- Uncle declares "World War Torn" over as Westworld and OBN win the territory war
In September 2023, Uncle announced Westworld and OBN had ended their war against CRyPTo, RoD and JFK, with a new territory map and a truce set to last at least nine months.
2023–2024 · Wars
- SCRIBBLE alliance vs Danimal Farm: SA denies wanting AK dragged in
A January 2021 Faction Discussion thread on the SCRIBBLE–Danimal Farm war ran to 3,000 replies, with SA publicly denying any interest in rival AK while the community filled pages with jokes, staff banter and officer analysis.
Jan–Feb 2021 · Wars
- SA v JFK: the official war thread, March 2017
critch opened a thread for the SA v JFK war on 25 Mar 2017. Players traded thanks, banter and insults there, and the thread was linked again months later.
2017–2018 · Wars
- MnC v SA: a 411-reply row over a Friday war and a "sneak attack"
In March 2015 Milk and Cookies and Subversive Alliance fought a war. The thread that followed argued over who declared when, who had dodged whom, and who was the number two faction.
Mar–Apr 2015 · Wars
- DUDE announces a PT-side alliance to break Relentless's chain, and the forum piles in
In March 2018 DUDE posted that PT, TDT and JFK had allied against Relentless's chain. The thread drew 291 replies, a PT member's account of the territory dispute, staff comments and a lot of insults.
2018–2019 · Wars
- SA, FTW and HIV against a list of factions: a territory-war thread, October 2016
A Graveyard-board thread from October 2016 framed a territory beta fight as SA, FTW and HIV against many factions. JFK members disputed it with attack counts, and officers joined the banter.
Oct 2016 · Wars
- Sneak attack row: Destructive Anomaly, JFA and FTW trade war and insults, Jan 2016
A January 2016 faction war between Ðestructive Anomaly and JFA, with FTW help, began with a complaint about a cancelled war and guests. It ended in a JFA win and a long insult thread.
2016–2017 · Wars
- SA against PT and Wolfpack: a 2-on-1 war and the row over bounties
In February 2015 SA fought PT and Wolfpack in a war with lopsided terms. The forum thread turned into an argument over bountied revivers and who was taking the loss badly.
Feb–Apr 2015 · Wars
- SA vs JFK: a war thread reposted, mocked, and closed after a nine-hour war
In April 2015 Ali reposted a war thread for a Subversive Alliance rank war against JFK. The thread drew jokes, a Hydro dispute and reviver complaints, and ran to 598 replies before it was locked.
Apr–May 2015 · Wars
- IBB and JFA fight over a bridge territory as other factions pile in
A territory war between IBB and JFA in April 2017 drew in FTW, Relentless and others. The forum thread around it filled with taunts, wall-stacking complaints and a developer's comment on the feature.
2017–2019 · Wars
- The 7 Way Smackdown: seven factions in one termed war, March 2015
IIIlusionist organised a seven-faction termed war for 13 March 2015. Players posted results, praise for FTW, complaints about the format and some sniping between factions.
Mar 2015 · Wars