I know there have been a few threads about this. I thought It would be useful to put some numbers on things:
Baldr's guide has a really useful guide to full happy jumps, but they are very expensive. If you can spare $27M every couple of days, happy jumps with EDVDs will get your stats up quicker than anything. But if it takes you a week or longer to save up, you can gain stats faster and more cheaply with a 'lite' version of the happy jump. There are various versions of this, increasing in effectiveness and cost depending on what candy you use. The Lolly Jump is the cheapest but even the most expensive 'Reindeer Jump' costs less than a third of a full happy jump and gives you roughly half the gains. I've used Vladar's excellent training outcome spreadsheet to give some examples. As these are aimed at new players, I've used a PI with 3000 happy, stats of 100k in total and the first medium-weight gym for the examples. I've only listed the Lolly Jump and Reindeer Jump, but you can use Vladar's spreadsheet to compare using Tootsie rolls or whatever.
Firstly, for comparison, the full happy jump: 4 xanax, 5 EDVDs, 1 ecstasy, 25 point refill. (31000 happy)
The cost per stat point is just for comparison. Obviously, the lowest cost per point is to just train away all your E every 5 hours, which costs nothing but is incredibly slow. This is about balancing stat gains with your income. So if you have $2.5M a day income after rent etc, you can do a reindeer jump every 3 days, but a full happy jump only every 11 days and the reindeer jump will increase your stats more quickly.
There will be an optimum mix of happy jumps, lite jumps etc which will give you the fastest stat increase for any income. I haven't gone as far as working that out as it seems like total micromanagement., but this is the general principle, with some numbers attached.
EDIT: Ninja has done some more sums and reckons the cut-off when this stops being more efficient is at about total stats of 1M. I haven't checked, but that seems about right. Thanks Ninja
EDIT 2: Thanks for the thumbs. A couple of things. I don't think,and I could be wrong, that it is ever effective to use lollies or even big choc boxes for a 'jump' In saving up 900 or 1000 e, you are sacrificing your natural energy regen: I've sort of stopped looking into this as my stats are bit higher now. But even at low levels, it doesn't really make sense to save up lots of xanax and then just do 50 lollies. You'd be much better off waiting until the timer is at 00, 15, 30 or 45 and just maxing out your booster cooldown with lollies, training away your e, taking a xan, training, then doing an energy refill. I will come back to this and do the sums, but I've sort of moved beyond where this guide is actually useful to me, I think that if your total stats are below about 500k, it's worth doing some form of candy jump. But basically it becomes somewhat marginal quite quickly. What I would call 'basic' training is to just eat candy, do an ecs and train away your 400 e, then refill. This gives you 550 e with boosted happy and over the nexr 24 hours you can train away another 1200 or so from natural energy regen and xan. Basic training like this lets you train away about 1800 e per 24hrs,of which the first 550 will be boosted with some happy gain.. In doing a 'jump' (getting e to 1000, boosting happy and then doing a mandy to double it) is NOT always going boost you stats faster and cheaper than just training away the roughly 1800 e you could have had in the same time through natural e replenishment. If anyone wants to cut, paste and edit this, feel free, But basically, I've grown out of my own guide!
I was just wondering, do you play this as an rpg? It's described as an rpg but I'm not sure it is one. I think there are some players who genuinely get that this is only a game, but fewer who get that it's an rpg. Take a hypothetical example. Imagine someone, lets call him Dode, who just plays the game as an annoying character. That's Dode's role in the game. The guy who plays Dode might well be a lovely guy, maybe married with kids. But he likes Torn because he gets to be a mover and shaker who everyone hates. Most people don't play like that though, do they? I don't. I just play as myself: conservative, moderate, balancing trading with the odd vengeful attack. But I'm seriously thinking about becoming an arsehole just for the sake of it. I sort of wish multi's were allowed. I'd love to build a moronic alter-egp which no one knew was me.
I think the only thing clear here, is that a country which allows people to roam the streets with semi automatic weapons, stalk and kill each other, and the only question the jury really considers is 'who started it?' is a pretty messed up country.
In Europe all we hear about Americans in the media is their support of Zionism and their support of Israel, which is a self -confessed racist state. It's refreshing to hear that this is not what all Americans think and that many are opposed to Zionism. Thank you for opening my mind a bit about Americans.
I think the only thing clear here, is that a country which allows people to roam the streets with semi automatic weapons, stalk and kill each other, and the only question the jury really considers is 'who started it?' is a pretty messed up country.
The greatest country in the world? We lead the world in only three categories.: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defence spending. I wonder who spliced that together on cubase with his laptop, sitting at his kitchen table, drinking coffee, watching the rain hit the window. Oh yeah. I remember, now. It was me. My real name is at the end of the programme somewhere, so you can try to work out who I am and send me a pipe bomb if you like. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000r4wp
I thought you lot believed in the right to bear arms. Is it not legal to carry a pipe bomb in the USA? If you can carry a gun, why not a pipe bomb? I sort of assumed that carrying bombs was a right according to the American constitution,
From the UK perspective, he wouldn't be able to run 2024. And that would mean we'd spend less time looking at his ridiculous wig and fake tan, which we Europeans find very frightening.
It's sort of embarrassing for the alt right that these morons don't actually know what terrorism is. It means using violence, threat and intimidation to achieve something which has not been achieved by the democratic process. On this definition, of course it was terrorism. But these dumb meatheads say stuff like 'Terrorism is when you go out and try to kill as many people as possible' If that was the definition of terrorism, then most IRA bombs wouldn't be classed as terrorism, as they usually gave a phone call with a pre agreed codeword to allow evacuation. Terrorism is just using threats and violence to subvert democracy. They killed a cop, for f**ks sake and people still defend them.
Nice thread hijack guys. I would never condone what happened to Ngo. Wikipedia states it was a milkshake, not cement, so you might want to edit that. I would point out that the incident I was talking about was the intimidation of a random broadcast team, removing their equipment to stop them showing what was happening. Ngo is not so much a journalist as a political campaigner who was well known to antifa. I don't condone it, but attacks on random journalists by the left in order to prevent them broadcasting are unheard of and quite different. But by all means, go ahead and side with the thugs who intimidate journalists and despise the media, and who call people like my girlfriend scum with a cheeky lol.
Do you mean anyone who thinks that The Democrats are satan worshipping paedophiles who eat children? Why would you care what anyone that batshit crazy thinks or feels?
It was on TV. I watched it live so I don't have a link. The cop posing for a selfie with a rioter is well verified. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/police-officer-selfie-rioter-us-capitol-trump-b1783760.html https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1346920198461419520
And for those who say that this was like the BLM protests, I've just seen one of the rioters on TV saying 'They were smoking a bunch of weed in there and the Cops were like 'Ok Guys, have a good day'...they're on our side, man' Another police officer posed for a selfie with a terrorist. Can you really imagine a BLM protestor saying that?
I write occasionally, well not write really, make satirical pieces out of soundbites, for a BBC Radio 4 programme called the Skewer, They accepted my pitch for a piece about Trump. The Malcolm Tucker references probably won't mean much to Americans, but he is a govt spin doctor in a UK TV show called 'The Thick Of it' Just thought some might find it amusing: This was my pitch:
Trump says 'We will walk down Pennsylvania Avenue. I love that avenue. I will be with you. Right there with you' Sound. Car door slams. Voice: 'Where too, Mr President?' Trump 'The Whitehouse' Tyres screech. Trump settles to watch the events unfold. Tv Sounds Enter Malcolm Tucker on mobile phone: “No, he’s useless. He’s absolutely useless. He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo.” Mock surprise Tucker sample ' Oh helloooooooo!' Various Trump quotes from the last 24 hours, interspersed with Tucker saying things like: “Today, you have laid your first big fat egg of solid f**k’” “Who was it that did your media training? Myra Hindley? “ etc. Ending: Tucker “I’ve booked you in for the usual soapy tit wank farewell' Work cut out. They need it by Sunday
This Whataboutism is ridiculous, unfounded and irrelevant. My post was about a chilling attack on the media, This was nothing like the BLM protests. They were held off with force, quite rightly, while Trump hid in a bunker, If they had marched on govt buildings with guns, automatic weapons, pipe bombs and molotov cocktails, the national guard would have opened fire and there would have been a bloodbath.