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The Grinch That Kidnaped Santa


Here is my entry into the competition:

Find the elves to give you clues. on how to find were The Grinch is holding Santa... Your journey will take you from the town, and through a hedge maze, and an ice cave, you will have to trek down a frozen gorge and embark on a boat ride to the mysterious Fantasy Island, a place full of games and treasures. Hidden within one of the rides you will discover the Terror tunnels, beyond which is a snowy mountainside. and when you find and release Santa - should the powers who be approve - you might get a snowglobe.... OK so you might not get one, but here is hoping...

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Welcome to Firefly Toys, we are a 6 star company and looking to recruit some new players who are active daily

Apply Here

Rewards

Our employees who meet the Stats listed below receive a wage of $25,000 per day and a level up of $1,000,000 and a pay increase of $5,000 each time we gain a star plus regular stat trains.

If you don`t meet the below stats, you are still welcome to join us but your wage will be a % of your stats eg if your stats are 50% of the required you will earn 50% the daily wage, and you will get priority trains to bring you up to 100% stats, you will also receive the $1,000,000 star bonus.

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled. Is the RW matching matrix broken? My faction is in the Gold Tier, but both of our previous two RWs we have been matched to a Platinum Tier faction. This has left us totally outmatched

Is there an API call that returns a list of all items that are needed in OCs?

thanjs, but the generated api from swagger was 

https://api.torn.com/v2/faction/43276/rankedwarreport?key=MY_KEY_HERE
but that only gives total hits, not war hits, non war hits and assists

Hi I have been trying to work out an API call that will return a report for a ranked war, that shows the members name and the amount of war hits, non war hits and assists they made during the war. Is this even possible?

Hi I am looking for what API call i would use to report back a report after a RW. The report would need to show members war hits, assists and non-war hits

I am working on a website for my faction and I want to include faction infomation, members, rank, respect etc. Everything is going great and the site is working as i want eg: this is my member TCG card:

But the one thing that i cant seem to work out is the factions Ranked War Status. I want an API call that fetches our current war stats, eg: At peace, At War with {faction} (showing current scores) or War Scheduled against {faction} (showing date and time of start or countdown)

Any help would be greatfull

Excellent trade as always 10 star recommended 

I'm writing this post to address a recent situation and to apologize for a serious error in judgment on my part. I take full responsibility for what happened.

I allowed someone I knew to join My DA and, subsequently, my faction. In hindsight, I did not vet them properly. As some of you may already know, this person stole from his previous faction.

I am deeply sorry that my poor decision led to this. I should have been more careful, and I understand the trust that has been broken.

I've been working as hard as possible to make things right. I have personally repaid all the money that was stolen. While I know that won't fix the damage done, I hope it shows my commitment to setting things straight.

The member has been removed from my DA, and I will be removing him from the faction as soon as our current ranked war ends.

Again, I apologize for my actions and the consequences that followed.

I can't kick during RW

I am dropping Redd, would of never had him if I was aware of his actions beforehand. I gave the money to bennyzombie as an act of good faith. I want to prove that I am a player of good character and not the player that I am being made out to be

10:19:28 - 04/09/25 You fired Redd from NOIR.

As I clearly stated Redd was in my company for a long time, which is why I accepted him into the faction. I will be removing him from my company 

Redd  was accepted into my faction before I had any knowledge of any vault theft, it was until after our RW countdown had started that I was made aware of the issue, and as you all know  a member can't be kicked in this period. This will be rectified after our RW. I am sorry that my post and intension was misunderstood. 

To prove that I am not the bad guy here, and my post was totally miss understood: 09:24:33 - 04/09/25 You traded $500,000,000 to BennyZombie [view]

It seems everyone has missed the fact that I had no knowledge of any vault theft when I accepted redds application. By the time I found out we were in war prep so we're unable to kick him at present.  We are not defending him.

and on the plus plus side, if the palyer that is victimising my faction is still wasting her E on us when we are in our war we will be getting Early Release lol

I'm not here to defend Redd, but to make something clear: he is now in my faction. He's been a loyal employee in my company for a long time. I take people as I find them, and I don't judge them based on their past.

As Torn's description says, "Torn is a dark, murky underworld where only the sharpest survive. Build your character to infinite strengths and play it your way." With that in mind, I have to ask: did Redd break the rules of the game, or was he just playing it his way?

Personally, I don't mug factions, and I only mug active players in retaliation for an incoming mug on one of my faction members. I certainly wouldn't target a faction and repeatedly mug its members, then try to justify it by blaming one of their members for actions they took before joining that faction, and I would never block communications with a leader to prevent negotiations (Which is what the actions are by a certain player against me and my faction). But that's just how I play.

Everyone plays this game differently, and everyone has their own style. I'm not here to say what's right or wrong. I'm just here to say that Redd is a part of my faction now, and the persecution of my members and I due to this in my opinion is unjustified. 

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The Browncoats are seeking a new home in the dystopian city of Torn. We're not just another faction; we're a crew bound by a shared ethos, inspired by the spirit of Serenity from the TV series, Firefly. We believe in loyalty, hard work, and doing whatever it takes to get the job done, no matter the odds.

Who We Are

• Faction: The Browncoats

• Rank: Gold 1

• Respect: 683,000

• TT Capacity: 6 (currently holding 0)

We're a tight-knit crew of scrappy fighters, ready to take on the 'verse, or in this case, the city of Torn. We may not have the most resources, but we make up for it with our grit, our determination, and our unwavering loyalty to our allies. We're an independent crew looking for a strong alliance to call home, where we can contribute our skills and work alongside you to reach new heights.

What We Offer

Just like the crew of Serenity, we're not afraid to get our hands dirty. We're looking for a chance to prove our worth. We're ready to contribute to an alliance's success through active participation in warfare, a willingness to take on any job, and a commitment to protecting our territory. We're a reliable crew that will stand by you in a fight, no matter what.

What We're Looking For

We're looking for an alliance that values loyalty and a can-do attitude. We're not asking for a handout; we're asking for a chance to earn our keep. We're seeking an alliance that can provide us with a starting territory and a chance to prove ourselves. We're capable of holding six territories, and we're willing to work our way up to that, one territory at a time, as we earn your trust.

If your alliance is looking for a dedicated crew of Browncoats who will fight for their place in the 'verse, then we're your crew.

If you have an offer contact

ZordorK or MrHush

I like your idea of stacking chat windows but I would like to go a bit further and have floating windows, so that the chat could be moved away from the main window altogether. The reason for this is because when I am in a war, I have multiple torn windows open on my desktop, so that I can see all relevant information, war targets, chain info, medical items. And the chat box is open in all of them, and covers information I need. With a floating window I could organise it on my desktop so that I could see everything. 

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NOIR. is recruting. we are looking for 2 higher stat playeres to join our team. You will recieve regular trains, and keep any profits you make from selling our perks.