TheLazyWolf

[2691990] Level 35 Champion Hired Gun

THE TEABAGGERS Tea Co-LeaderMill Operator at Morton SaltMarried to Dash_De_Vanmere

Observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · Torn public profile

TheLazyWolf is a level 35 player in THE TEABAGGERS who signed up on 30 Jun 2021. Their standout stat is Networth: #19,879, top 0.85% of ranked players.

#19,879 for networth top 0.85% of ranked players
#2,922 (tied with 2 others) for best activity streak top 0.35% of ranked players
Signed up 30 Jun 2021 (5 years ago)
74 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 35; #76,557 tied with 3,947 others top 3.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 1,892; #1,252,185 tied with 213 others top 50%
Awards: 440; #14,041 tied with 126 others top 1.2%; +17 since Jan
Networth: $12,916,532,972; #19,879 top 0.85%; +2,628,193,129 since Jan
Xanax taken: 3,196; #10,627 tied with 6 others top 4%; +460 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 709; #10,460 tied with 11 others top 8.4%; +131 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 645; #20,825 tied with 26 others top 8.4%; +80 since Jan
Attacks won: 7,273; #15,176 tied with 2 others top 1.4%; +577 since Jan
Defends won: 256; #30,355 tied with 111 others top 4.5%; +56 since Jan
Revives given: 11; #40,202 tied with 1,230 others top 53%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 2; #124,361 tied with 14,031 others top 82%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 72,880; #13,286 tied with 1 other top 2.8%; +9,648 since Jan
Races won: 1; #129,416 tied with 6,850 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 2,325; #9,392 tied with 13 others top 4.3%; +42 since Jan
Time played (days): 89.2; #11,535 top 0.81%; +7.3 since Jan

What stands out 6

#19,879

Economy

Networth

$12,916,532,972 top 0.85%

#2,922tied with 2 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 2 others

1,890 top 0.35%

#10,917tied with 5 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 5 others

8,905 top 0.76%

#11,535

Activity

Time played

89.2 top 0.81%

#15,176tied with 2 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 2 others

7,273 top 1.4%

#4,800tied with 7 others

Economy

Items sent

tied with 7 others

741 top 1.2%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 10 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+17	423	440
Networth	+2,628,193,129	$10,288,339,843	$12,916,532,972
Xanax taken	+460	2,736	3,196
Energy drinks used	+131	578	709
Energy refills	+80	565	645
Attacks won	+577	6,696	7,273
Defends won	+56	200	256
Criminal offenses	+9,648	63,232	72,880
Times traveled	+42	2,283	2,325
Time played (days)	+7.3	81.9	89.2

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 4 Sep 2026 · 23 days ago

Xanax taken: 3,196; #10,627 tied with 6 others top 4%
Energy refills: 645; #20,825 tied with 26 others top 8.4%
Energy drinks used: 709; #10,460 tied with 11 others top 8.4%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 130; #29,406 tied with 143 others top 21%
Elo rating: 2,129; #15,527 tied with 39 others top 0.81%
Best damage: 8,905; #10,917 tied with 5 others top 0.76%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 25 Jan 2026 and 4 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 96 · archived: 74 · threads started (archived): 6

Threads started 5 most recent

Yet another faction recruitment thread Faction Recruitment · 26 Aug · 2 replies
Arson math not mathing Bugs & Issues · 8 Feb · 2 replies
Favorite high snacks Food & Cooking · 2 May 2025 · 8 replies
Virtual people, real friends General Discussion · 31 Jan 2025 · 15 replies
Removable status icons Suggestions · 5 Apr 2022 · 5 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Champion Samaritan → Champion Hired Gun between 25 Jan and 4 Sep
Company Apex Titan Minerals → Morton Salt between 25 Jan and 4 Sep

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