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Nine's Giveaway Bonanza · · 15 likes

I benefitted nicely from LustyDragon’s giveaway thread in my early days (heck, I still am in my early days) and it was honestly such a nice idea - irrespective of their more recent actions. They had it for a long time and it was nice to see the community coming together to help newbies and veterans alike.

 

With LD’s permanent departure from Torn I wanted to keep the giving spirit alive with my own Giveaway thread. I can’t promise to give everyone something, but I can promise I will give what I can.

 

All I ask in return is a nice comment. It can be a funny meme, helpful advice for a newbie or anything else you can think of as long as it’s not hateful.

 

Donations are also welcome. Since everything can be sold for money the donations can be literally anything to keep this giveaway thread alive - I’m sure newbies would appreciate junk for cash.

 

DONATION BOARD:

12:36:11 - 07/09/25 You were sent $1,000,000 from Tersia83 with the message: Giveaway - Donation x

13:51:31 - 07/09/25 You were sent 500x Bottle of Beer from Nimjabeb

18:49:51 - 07/09/25 You were sent 1000x Bottle of Beer from Ni-Rex with the message: giveaway donation

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Looking for a faction that I can grow my stats in (max gym gains, tolerance and travel capacity perks ideally).

 

Have PI, donator status, torn stats etc. 

 

Battle Stats are around 185k at the minute hence need as much a boost as I can get! 

Travelling awards thread · · 8 likes

Hey all,

Just wanted a place to collate my Travelling achievements as it’s quite handy to do this whilst I work IRL. I will update this as I unlock new achievements. Currently aiming for 50 visits to each country.


15:19:32 - 01/09/25 You were awarded the honor: Mule
05:07:57 - 08/09/25 You were awarded the honor: Tourist

07:16:20 - 08/09/25 You were awarded the medal: Frequent Flyer

11:30:08 - 14/09/25 You were awarded the honor: Smuggler

05:55:37 - 17/09/25 You were awarded the honor: Cape Town

20:04:48 - 04/10/25 You were awarded the honor: Mile High Club

20:04:51 - 04/10/25 You were awarded the medal: Jetlagged (Travel abroad 100 times)

02:36:59 - 05/10/25 You were awarded the honor: Land Of Promise

09:22:32 - 09/10/25 You were awarded the honor: Frequent Flyer

18:44:19 - 21/10/25 You were awarded the honor: Year Of The Dragon

A 2,000,000,000 Social Experiment · · 1 like

My bank investment has ended and I am now investing this elsewhere and I am giving one person the offer of a lifetime as a sort of social experiment - I suspect most will be cautious and hate on me, but I’ve no intention to con or scam.


Max bank investment (2B) for a duration of their choosing and they will receive full interest at the end of their investment. I have full banking merits and 3 months unlocked so I am genuine. 

 

If funds aren’t returned you can bounty me to the high heavens but I’m testing the user base of Torn to see who would take this risk for the reward on offer.

NINES' ANONYMOUS HORSE HEAD SERVICE · · 1 like

[image: i.ibb.co]

 

For a while I’ve been a ghost in the wires, a whisper, a folk tale - leaving a Horse Head at the door for a chosen few targets. Those nights were surgical, clean and utterly anonymous. Now I’m opening my roster to the rest of Torn.

 

My work guarantees anonymity. You will not be seen, traced or named. I source the tools. I arrange the delivery. I manage the aftermath. You want confirmation of a successful hit? I can do that.

 

A warning, as even ghosts must be frank - once word spreads, parcels from unknown hands will breed suspicion. To counter this, I will also be delivering non-rigged parcels out of my own pocket. Energy Drinks, Xanax maybe even an Erotic DVD. It’s deliberate chaos. Nobody knows if they’re a target. The point is to keep everyone uncertain and on edge.


[image: i.ibb.co]


An anonymous Horse Head will set you back 25M. No refunds. No exceptions. I cannot force a package to be opened. That uncertainty is part of what you pay for. If you want the silence maintained and the fear cultivated, send the money and I’ll handle the rest.

 

Remain unseen,

Agent Nines

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A 2,000,000,000 Social Experiment ·

Yeah probably closer to 400M I was just rattling it off the top of my head from my mobile. 

(386M according to my Bank graphs)

A 2,000,000,000 Social Experiment ·

Well, yes they could just do RR but they risk losing the money.

 

Of course by sending it to me they also “risk” losing the money, but that’s what makes it the experiment because I cannot be more genuine when I say they literally will not lose a dime.

 

Whoever takes me up on this is going to be around 400M richer in a few months for no effort at all. 

A 2,000,000,000 Social Experiment · · 1 like

My bank investment has ended and I am now investing this elsewhere and I am giving one person the offer of a lifetime as a sort of social experiment - I suspect most will be cautious and hate on me, but I’ve no intention to con or scam.


Max bank investment (2B) for a duration of their choosing and they will receive full interest at the end of their investment. I have full banking merits and 3 months unlocked so I am genuine. 

 

If funds aren’t returned you can bounty me to the high heavens but I’m testing the user base of Torn to see who would take this risk for the reward on offer.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Still looking for a new company. I’m currently in 7* AN and looking to move somewhere better!

 

MAN: 1.4k

INT: 3.8k

END: 3.4k

 

 

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Looking for a faction that I can grow my stats in (max gym gains, tolerance and travel capacity perks ideally).

 

Have PI, donator status, torn stats etc. 

 

Battle Stats are around 185k at the minute hence need as much a boost as I can get! 

Biggest Losses ·

Jheeee

Cache's and special weapons problem I've uncovered ·

Good point. I might not have used my full brain when asking that originally lol

Cache's and special weapons problem I've uncovered · · 1 like

Unrelated to this post but why do people buy caches from faction leaders? What’s in it for them? I can’t imagine selling the caches on is very profitable?

Unprecedented milestone: 4,000,000 Torn accounts! · · 2 likes

Last active 3 days ago. Ouch. 

Gangster signing off ·

That’s a real gangster thing to do. Go watch those kiddies grow.

 

But just before you go… can I haz ur stuff?

Top 50 Reviver HoF With Free Xanax Dividends · · 1 like

Congratulations! What an achievement. If you could start again, what’s one thing you’d do differently?

It only took a year... ·

I’d be down for that. I enjoy watching coding videos. 

Torn's world record · · 1 like

Gpops isn’t it?

I didnt check my map for items for 10 years. · · 6 likes

With a NW of 600m, sure. 

My Stocks ·

Wrong forum. Should be in Bugs & Issues. 

Level 100 - with thread dividends! · · 1 like

Congrats on 100! It will be interesting to see what your next goal is. What about trading income? Could set a target for 1bn profit or so, if that’s your thing…

What I've Achieved in 150 days (Dividends) · · 1 like

This is a really admirable start. I’m about half your age and our play style seems quite similar. I’m not great at casino either.

 

Did you use the Cleaver during Halloween week? That looks like a great weapon!

LVL15 · · 1 like

Good start! As someone who is still flying for plushies and flowers, I’d look into joining a faction with travel capacity perks so you can carry more items back.


I’d also look for a faction that may help with loaning you a large suitcase (again for increased capacity) and a spouse to rent a PI with an Airstrip. That should bring your capacity to around 19 or so, and that’s when the trips become profitable. 


As a shameless plug - sell your plushies and flowers to me through a trade. I’ll give you a good price and I’m always buying :)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for potential better job. I’m currently in a 7* AN with no tax and free rotational trains.

 

Ideally I’d like 10* AN so I can HJ and have better use for my eDVDs but I’m open to anything as long as I continue getting trained and the perks align with my play style (growing stats).

 

MAN: 1102

INT: 3554

END: 2663

Torn is long term - Solar cycle ·

The Solar Cycle this is referring to is actually a Solar Day, which is 24 hours on earth so the sun and moon both cycle fully within that period.

 

This would mean M’aol can be summoned once per 24hrs, but not sure how true that is. Perhaps the wiki needs amending.