Staphylococcus
[52696] Level 100 Invincible Damage Dealer
39th Street Warriors 39W LeaderArmorer at Cheap Cesium SecurityMarried to Steveat
MrLace mocked Staphylococcus in a 2023 war thread; Staphylococcus also ran company hiring threads and started a "Slowest player to level 100?" thread. Best damage of 44,578 ranks #104 of 1,433,168 players with a non-zero value.
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- #104 for best damage top 0.0073% of ranked players
- #1,023 for attacks won top 0.094% of ranked players
- Signed up (21 years ago)
- 758 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,853 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 5
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 13 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +1 | 587 | 588 |
| Networth | −42,747,464,304 | $54,817,193,893 | $12,069,729,589 |
| Xanax taken | +433 | 5,908 | 6,341 |
| Energy drinks used | +667 | 6,167 | 6,834 |
| Energy refills | +118 | 2,333 | 2,451 |
| Attacks won | +1,020 | 24,721 | 25,741 |
| Defends won | +128 | 1,980 | 2,108 |
| Revives given | +3 | 130 | 133 |
| People busted | +254 | 2,364 | 2,618 |
| Criminal offenses | +7,090 | 115,028 | 122,118 |
| Races won | +1 | 1,115 | 1,116 |
| Times traveled | +14 | 903 | 917 |
| Time played (days) | +10.6 | 305.7 | 316.3 |
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 10 days ago
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What the forums say
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Reputation
Claim In an August 2023 war thread, MrLace wrote to Staphylococcus: "This is hysterical nought like making a **** of yourself".
“This is hysterical nought like making a **** of yourself @Staphylococcus [52696]”
Praise In a 2023 origin thread, Grafiti said Staphylococcus recruited them into Born For War and called it their first actual home in Torn.
“… again after returning, but the faction shell was sold to someone or renamed and I could not recognize anyone in there. I was recruited by Staphylococcus into Born For War a month after I returned. This was my first actual home in Torn. Eventually I landed in my current faction.”
Contributions
Contribution Staphylococcus started company recruitment threads in 2017 (private security firm, up to 2m per day) and 2019 (a 2* TV company hiring).
“Private security firm hiring; 50k manual - 1m/day, 100k manual - 1.75m/day, 130k manual - 2m/day 80k Intel - 1.5m/day 100k Intel - 1.75m/day 130k Intel - 2m per day 80k endurance - 1.5m/day 120k endurance - 2m/day. Apply if you're interested or mail me for details.”
2 more from the forums
Contributions
Contribution In May 2023 Staphylococcus started a thread saying they had hit level 100 after 18 years and 8 days.
“After 18 years and 8 days, I have finally hit level 100. There were some periods of inactivity and some periods of insane activity, overall it's been a lot of fun getting here. [image: media.discordapp.net] The screen appeared last night at 21:08 TCT, and for a short while I just …”
Contribution In 2015 Staphylococcus opened a Suggestions thread proposing that typing "max" in the company bank withdrawal box withdraw the maximum allowed amount.
“I would like to see a change made for the quick cash system. Currently, when writing "max" into the withdrawal box in company bank, it tries to withdraw all the money from the company, which results in you withdrawing nothing. I think it would be better if we were able …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 822 · archived: 758 · threads started (archived): 13
Threads started 5 most recent
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History
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