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The 500 shite boxes of Boxing Day · · 11 likes


As disappointing a fun & game giveaway as you could possibly imagine, I'm giving away 500 boxes in various wrapped and unwrapped states and 26,000,000 in cash!

one entry per person and all you have to do to enter is post what is your least favourite candy!



ill doll out the huge mountain of shite and the 26m within 48 hrs of this post

Werewolf game - Reboot · · 9 likes


Howls break out from under moon
Though stooped and gnarled they fast pursue
Death is not a narrow path
No single branch contains his wrath
Teeth and terror you might evade
But other cards remain unplayed.

Borrowed time creates a debt
One that the fates will not abet
Candle light and chalkened stars
Can only take a soul so far
So if you find yourself renewed
know time is short: Death's owed his due





Werewolf game - Reboot · · 9 likes


k, forgive me, i work shift, so I'm just getting caught up on village life! I'm reading through the back pages and hope to be a valued member of the rabble :D
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RABBLE RABBLE!!!

Chedders.... C'mon · · 62 likes

[image: media.giphy.com]Make Torn Grate Again!

Bring back Christmas Town!


Werewolf game - Reboot · · 6 likes




Far beyond the veil of night
tucked round the moon and out of sight
Beneath the stars but out of view
To all who breath (not me, but you)

A glitter from a spark remains
a whisping trail of smoke contained
within a star that ebbs away
Into the dark and end of days

So why to put the candle out?
To stop the light that dares to shout:
Pay heed, You Fools! Look Here, and see!
Who's near and cloaked in devilry?

I say no more than I had said,
To rest in peace, better off dead.

*crazy witch cackling farts go HERE*

Recent archived posts

Sold ·

The Flexible Body Armor is a Defensive Armor.
Classified! Top Secret!


  • Buy:
    $15,000,000
  • Sell:
    $9,000,000
  • Value:
    $13,942,143
  • Circ:
    25,448
  • Armor:
    45.60

Staff edit. · · 1 like

That thing you do with the squatting as the carrots is technically sex, as is that thing you do with the tube socks full of beach sand while you watch “Full House.”

DUMPSTER FIRE · · 2 likes

“[image: i.imgur.com]Furries and Bronies: The Mascots of Pedophilia”

Spoiler Alert: The Dog Dies · · 1 like

Hmmm I’d be worried that I was trapping her for eternity a la General Zod from Superman (genuine concern!)[image: media.giphy.com]

Spoiler Alert: The Dog Dies ·

I like the ashes in concrete... I’ll do that I think: thanks

Make the Peg Leg wearable and give us an eye patch · · 1 like

X2

Bogie has the church money · · 1 like

Well, he can afford to bring Dongs back, finally...

Spoiler Alert: The Dog Dies · · 9 likes

Bleh... depressing. Deleted!

Tide Pod ·

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Inorite

Bogie · · 1 like

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Aw c’mon! You probably deserved to be fedded for SOMETHING :p

Major life changing decision · · 1 like

Move. You’re young. Take the opportunity (they don’t get offered twice and there are few pathways from your current position).

...they'll have churches where you’re going. They’ll need volunteers there too.



edit: you’ve posted enough detail where a lazy person could probably id you irl.

. · · 1 like

jesus put your advertorial in trade chat....

:
Bottle of Green Stout
$4,100,000
(294 in stock)

^^ from his bazzar.

shill in trade chat or trade forum ffs

Leak is fraud ·

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Leak? Daryle Leak?

Console Gamers ·

It was probably the best balance of simplicity and sophistication until PS4.

GoldenEye 4 player friends and I spent hundreds of hours playing “Hunt for Oddjob” lol

RIP Grumpy Cat · · 1 like

7 years young

No quitting allowed · · 1 like

Were you using an apple device to test? Is it an iPhone related thing or should I just try again?


er... and about the dong item... maybe? :D

No quitting allowed ·

If you see him tell him I’ll give him a billion dollars for a dong item while he’s at it :)

No quitting allowed ·

Can't quit job. On mobile (iPhone) click on the "X" and get a green notification saying: "1Exeption: No called function:"
Unable to get server info as clicking on the server info button yieldsno. affect at all

The Vampire Snowflake · · 1 like

I’m loathe to uh... but yeah... it was kinda like an articulate representation of a Marlon meme spam post meets Danielle Steele.

edit: found the translation (!!)

take a break, Hoard BBs before you go so you have something to land on when you come back.
rl > Torn life.
i recognize the name and your posts were all over the map from entertaining to bat shit wacko so ta ta for now and enjoy the break / f**k yourself ;)

A quick goodbye and thank you~ · · 3 likes

Load up on stock bb so you have shit waiting for you and move into your shack so you aren’t getting the thick fist of Duke debt while you’re gone!

rl>Torn life


itll still be here when life calms down.