A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound and another sign that says Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound. So he asks the man behind the cashregister, how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00? The man replies, do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?
Im a newbie and currently started this game today. Some people suggested me to read the wiki and so I did. I gained alot of info from as I skimmed through it, but I still have some questions though.
What stats should I train first which are most important?
What I should use my merits on? Speed? Attack? crime skill? or any other.
I would be grateful for any helpful comments -DragonT
Im doing pretty well in various aspects of the game, but I do need some financial help as its hard to balance money needed for all sorts of things stocks drugs properties enchancers boosters meds etc.
And heres a joke :P
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an a*****e!
I passed the level 2 6 and 11 plus I finished 100 crimes and I also finished 2000 50 000 500000 3,000,000 and 10,000,000 from the details I should be competant already
I've stayed at the rank 'average' samaritan for a long time, is there something I need to do to get a higher rank. I know it really means nothing but im just inquisitive.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far Ive finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.