satirical: all stats

satirical [2013382] Level 5

values observed 27 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 6 Oct 2026

Changes compare two observations: 21 Jan 2026 (January 2026) and 27 Sep 2026.

Profile 10

Level: 5; #562,061 tied with 69,070 others top 25%; 0 since Jan
Awards: 4; #710,929 tied with 40,769 others top 64%; 0 since Jan
Friends: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Enemies: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Forum posts: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Forum karma: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Account age: 3,676; #586,445 tied with 416 others top 23%
Maximum life: 200; #577,278 tied with 54,365 others top 25%; 0 since Jan
Days in current faction: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Days married: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Combat 39

Attacks won: 5; #466,499 tied with 20,504 others top 44%; 0 since Jan
Attacks lost: 1; #566,242 tied with 132,567 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Attacks drawn: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Attacks assisted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Defends lost: 14; #758,306 tied with 17,032 others top 39%; +1 since Jan
Defends stalemated: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Elo rating: 987; #1,142,837 tied with 20,079 others top 60%; 0 since Jan
Times ran away: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Opponents ran away: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Unarmored fights won: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Best kill streak: 3; #501,260 tied with 90,625 others top 51%; 0 since Jan
Attack hits: 23; #749,687 tied with 11,976 others top 47%; 0 since Jan
Attack misses: 18; #856,276 tied with 17,249 others top 51%; 0 since Jan
Total attack damage: 746; #646,166 tied with 150 others top 41%; 0 since Jan
Best damage: 27; #908,908 tied with 8,417 others top 64%; 0 since Jan
One-hit kills: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Critical hits: 4; #656,933 tied with 58,892 others top 56%; 0 since Jan
Rounds fired: 49; #632,031 tied with 2,186 others top 68%; 0 since Jan
Special ammo used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Hollow point ammo used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Tracer ammo used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Piercing ammo used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Incendiary ammo used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Stealthed attacks: 2; #373,489 tied with 48,203 others top 49%; 0 since Jan
Retaliations: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Money mugged: $1,598; #592,458 tied with 16 others top 70%; 0 since Jan
Largest mug: $1,278; #579,185 tied with 30 others top 71%; 0 since Jan
Items looted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Highest level beaten: 1; #572,224 tied with 555,349 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Respect earned for faction: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Ranked war hits: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Raid hits: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Territory wall joins: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Territory wall clears: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Time on territory walls (days): 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Ranked war wins: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Attacks won abroad: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Defends lost abroad: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Economy 19

Job points used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trains received: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Items bought: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Auctions won: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Auction sales: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Items sent: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trades: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
City items bought: 6; #507,345 tied with 39,104 others top 48%; 0 since Jan
Points bought: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Points sold: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bazaar customers: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bazaar sales: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bazaar profit: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Item market customers: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Item market sales: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Item market revenue: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Item market fees paid: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Networth: $2,803,318; #450,985 top 19%; 0 since Jan
Items bought abroad: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Jail 5

Times jailed: 4; #510,771 tied with 40,814 others top 64%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Failed busts: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People bailed: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Spent on bail: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Hospital 6

Times hospitalized: 22; #715,910 tied with 9,185 others top 36%; +1 since Jan
Medical items used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Blood withdrawn: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Revive skill: 1; #57,745 tied with 2,499,685 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Revives received: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Communication 7

Mails sent: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Mails sent to friends: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Mails sent to faction: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Mails sent to colleagues: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Mails sent to spouse: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Classified ads placed: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Personals placed: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Crime 8

Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Vandalism offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Theft offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Counterfeiting offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Fraud offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Illicit services offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Cybercrime offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Organised crimes: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Crime skills 11

Search for cash skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bootlegging skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Graffiti skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Shoplifting skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Pickpocketing skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Card skimming skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Burglary skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Hustling skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Disposal skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Cracking skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Forgery skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan

Bounties 6

Bounties placed: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Spent on bounties: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bounties collected: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bounty rewards earned: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Bounties received: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Value of bounties received: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Items 13

City finds: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Dump finds: 46; #220,428 tied with 2,308 others top 26%; 0 since Jan
Items dumped: 1; #407,521 tied with 120,550 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Books read: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Boosters used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Consumables used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Candy used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Alcohol used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Easter eggs found: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Easter eggs used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Viruses coded: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Travel 13

Times traveled: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Time spent traveling (days): 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Argentina: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Mexico: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to UAE: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Hawaii: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Japan: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to United Kingdom: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to South Africa: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Switzerland: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to China: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Canada: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Trips to Cayman Islands: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Drugs 13

Drugs used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Overdoses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Rehabs: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Spent on rehab: $0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Ecstasy taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Ketamine taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
LSD taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Opium taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
PCP taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Shrooms taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Speed taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Vicodin taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Missions 3

Missions completed: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Contracts completed: 1; #305,858 tied with 28,818 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Mission credits earned: 28; #301,540 tied with 13,619 others top 30%; 0 since Jan

Racing 4

Racing skill: 1; unranked; 0 since Jan
Racing points earned: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races entered: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

Skills 1

Hunting skill: 1; #154,315 tied with 2,403,115 others top 100%; 0 since Jan

Activity 8

Time played (days): 0.2; #444,188 tied with 9 others top 31%; 0 since Jan
Current activity streak: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Best activity streak: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Energy refills: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Nerve refills: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Token refills: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Merits bought: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Days as donator: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

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