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Here’s our contribution –alexander220204 and EdwardLapLaz. Special thanks to gallantms.
All original of course. Sorry for the rubbish audio quality - we don't have a mic. This is a song not a rap - listen to the vocaroo to hear it.
Blackjack
Blackjack (vocaroo) <- click here to listen
No loops or anything in the recording - just a drum machine and us playing the guitar and piano.
It happened many years ago
Quite a bit to Duke I owed
But then it came, my lucky day
I found an item which would pay
I found some idiot who would buy
Pushed my price up really high
Torn, Torn
The very best game I ever saw
Oh Torn, Torn
How could I ask for anything more?
Put my money in a sack
Thought I’d have a go at Blackjack
Hit the Casino at half past one
Wouldn’t leave until I’d won
Soon I’m on a losing streak
Things by now were looking bleak
But I still thought that I was lucky
Put in the rest of all my money
Torn, Torn
The very best game that I ever saw
But Torn, Torn
I just need your help once more
Got my two cards – a six and a five
I thought my luck was still alive
Come on, I thought, this game is easy
“Dealer – go ahead and hit me”
But to my horror, the next thing I see
Such a let down – it’s a three
Spent a minute calculating
I’ll take another – all or nothing
You probably guessed what happened then
The game was up – it was a ten
Torn, Torn,
The very best game I ever saw
But Torn, Torn,
Making me wish I never was born
All original of course. Sorry for the rubbish audio quality - we don't have a mic. This is a song not a rap - listen to the vocaroo to hear it.
Blackjack
Blackjack (vocaroo) <- click here to listen
No loops or anything in the recording - just a drum machine and us playing the guitar and piano.
It happened many years ago
Quite a bit to Duke I owed
But then it came, my lucky day
I found an item which would pay
I found some idiot who would buy
Pushed my price up really high
Torn, Torn
The very best game I ever saw
Oh Torn, Torn
How could I ask for anything more?
Put my money in a sack
Thought I’d have a go at Blackjack
Hit the Casino at half past one
Wouldn’t leave until I’d won
Soon I’m on a losing streak
Things by now were looking bleak
But I still thought that I was lucky
Put in the rest of all my money
Torn, Torn
The very best game that I ever saw
But Torn, Torn
I just need your help once more
Got my two cards – a six and a five
I thought my luck was still alive
Come on, I thought, this game is easy
“Dealer – go ahead and hit me”
But to my horror, the next thing I see
Such a let down – it’s a three
Spent a minute calculating
I’ll take another – all or nothing
You probably guessed what happened then
The game was up – it was a ten
Torn, Torn,
The very best game I ever saw
But Torn, Torn,
Making me wish I never was born
Hiya,
I saw some other threads where people who had people who they had referred who had forgotten to use their referral code (!) got said people officially "referred" by them. I was wondering I could do the same - even though alexander220204 [2292347] isn't completely new, I did introduce him to the game.
Thanks!
I saw some other threads where people who had people who they had referred who had forgotten to use their referral code (!) got said people officially "referred" by them. I was wondering I could do the same - even though alexander220204 [2292347] isn't completely new, I did introduce him to the game.
Thanks!
I put 25mill in the bookie and can't remove it like I used to be able to. Fix?
I asked a question about me having referred people in real life (not officially) to torn in the questions and answers forum and they said if I wanted their accounts to be officially referred to mine I should make a thread here and they should post to say that I am telling the truth. If more proof is needed or I have done something wrong pls tell me.
Thanks!
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Never have I ever broken a bone
Will send a certificate of awesome but cant be bothered to go back and forth between the forum and my ittems
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OK then
You sent $2,560 to themorpheus
Lets go!
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I think this is safe - leak only has 1 hour so I don't think im messing him up too bad
Ok lets go
Take 10k
Here’s our contribution –alexander220204 and EdwardLapLaz. Special thanks to gallantms.
All original of course. Sorry for the rubbish audio quality - we don't have a mic. This is a song not a rap - listen to the vocaroo to hear it.
Blackjack
Blackjack (vocaroo) <- click here to listen
No loops or anything in the recording - just a drum machine and us playing the guitar and piano.
It happened many years ago
Quite a bit to Duke I owed
But then it came, my lucky day
I found an item which would pay
I found some idiot who would buy
Pushed my price up really high
Torn, Torn
The very best game I ever saw
Oh Torn, Torn
How could I ask for anything more?
Put my money in a sack
Thought I’d have a go at Blackjack
Hit the Casino at half past one
Wouldn’t leave until I’d won
Soon I’m on a losing streak
Things by now were looking bleak
But I still thought that I was lucky
Put in the rest of all my money
Torn, Torn
The very best game that I ever saw
But Torn, Torn
I just need your help once more
Got my two cards – a six and a five
I thought my luck was still alive
Come on, I thought, this game is easy
“Dealer – go ahead and hit me”
But to my horror, the next thing I see
Such a let down – it’s a three
Spent a minute calculating
I’ll take another – all or nothing
You probably guessed what happened then
The game was up – it was a ten
Torn, Torn,
The very best game I ever saw
But Torn, Torn,
Making me wish I never was born
All original of course. Sorry for the rubbish audio quality - we don't have a mic. This is a song not a rap - listen to the vocaroo to hear it.
Blackjack
Blackjack (vocaroo) <- click here to listen
No loops or anything in the recording - just a drum machine and us playing the guitar and piano.
It happened many years ago
Quite a bit to Duke I owed
But then it came, my lucky day
I found an item which would pay
I found some idiot who would buy
Pushed my price up really high
Torn, Torn
The very best game I ever saw
Oh Torn, Torn
How could I ask for anything more?
Put my money in a sack
Thought I’d have a go at Blackjack
Hit the Casino at half past one
Wouldn’t leave until I’d won
Soon I’m on a losing streak
Things by now were looking bleak
But I still thought that I was lucky
Put in the rest of all my money
Torn, Torn
The very best game that I ever saw
But Torn, Torn
I just need your help once more
Got my two cards – a six and a five
I thought my luck was still alive
Come on, I thought, this game is easy
“Dealer – go ahead and hit me”
But to my horror, the next thing I see
Such a let down – it’s a three
Spent a minute calculating
I’ll take another – all or nothing
You probably guessed what happened then
The game was up – it was a ten
Torn, Torn,
The very best game I ever saw
But Torn, Torn,
Making me wish I never was born
7559
23001
Vote for my tornvision entry (we're entering soon)
I just sat down at the same table again to see if that would mean I could leave but I just lost another 600k
22996
Poker 2.0 is completely glitched for me - I can't leave any of the tables or see anyone else who is on them.